For real

Golly gosh, I was waiting all week for this tea party! I've got my frilliest frock on and everything.

Pass the sugar please, >>3-chan.

Here you co >>2-chan

Oh my, >>3-chan! You've got some cream on your cheek. Here, let me lick it off.

>>4
O-Oh!

Now, on to some serious discussion. Which is more important in the design of one's dress: frills or ribbons?

I like both, >>6-chan.

I confess I do not admire naked boys. They always seem to me to need clothes -- whereas one hardly sees why the lovely forms of girls should ever be covered up.

>>8
W-what do you mean?

nothing i ever could say shall compare to the conversation that has taken place in this thread. i am not as imaginable as thou, fine sages. fear naught, i doth not seek thy wisdom nor intelligence. i just need to post in thine bread, to assert my existence for i am all too real.

Oh >>10-chan, you're so cute.

I bet >>10-chan would look even cuter in this dress. Quick, >>10-chan, get undressed and then put this on!

Oh! Yeah! Do it >>10-chan!

Don't tell anyone, but I secretly have a crush on >>10-chan.

(Psst, >>17-chan, what does "penis" mean?)

( >>16-chan, isn't it Sanskrit for "tail"?)

W-why would you want to step on someone's tail?

That would be rude, >>15-chan.

(Psst, >>16-chan, I've looked it up on Wikipedia (Simplified English), don't listen to >>17, it is not Sanskrit, she is such a liar!)

I love my Onii-chan! He's so kind and handsome and brave. I want to ask him if he can find out why my pantsu keeps going missing, but I'm too embarrassed.

I will ask him for you, >>20-chan, but only if you let me marry him.

What do they look like, >>20-chan?

>>22
M-my pantsu? Well, um, they're soft and white, with cute frills around the top and a little pink ribbon on the front, and they're really absorbent which is good for when I get too excited and accidentally pee myself.

>>23-chan! Are you wearing them right now?

>>24
W-well, I didn't have any left because they were all in the laundry, so, um, no...

>>25
Why are they in the laundry?

>>26
U-urusai! I don't have to explain it to you! Baka!

>>27
You wet yourself, didn't you?

I hate you, >>28-chan! I'm never inviting you to a tea party again!

>>29-chan! That was mean!

Don't get too excited, >>29-chan, remember you are not wearing any pants!

I want a pony for Christmas!

>>33-chan, that's far too lewd, you can't say that here! My cheeks are flushing red at the very thought.

>>34 What did she say?

D-don't make me repeat it, >>35-chan. It was dirty.

>>36 Oh, okay, sorry, I won't.

But what did she say?

>>36
What made it so dirty?!?

Sh-she said she w-w-wanted t-t--
It's no good! I can't say it!

>>39-chan, if you believe in yourself, you can achieve (or in your case say) anything! Now go on...say what you have to say; get it off your chest.

I believe in you, >>39, you can do it!

Okay, deep breaths. Deep breaths.
She... she said th-that she wanted... to take off her p-pantsu and... and... and s-sit down on her Onii-chan's face...!

B-But my Onii-chan said it is alright.

Um, I've never done it, but, why is that so bad?

>>45
Well, your poor Onii-chan would have great difficulty breathing with his nose and mouth smothered by your soft, pillow-like thighs. I mean, just imagine it, the poor gentleman gasping for breath as you firmly press your bare crotch to his face. Think how he would struggle as you wrap your legs around the back of his head, trapping him with a vice-like grip between your nubile loins. Why, I'm sure it would be deeply troubling and uncomfortable and not at all pleasurable for everyone involved.

>>47
You're wrong, it felt good!

>>48
I can't possibly believe a claim like that at face value; indeed, I think I'd need a thorough, in depth first-hand account explaining fully what felt good and how before I could even begin to consider it.

>>47 I was inclined to believe you, but my loins are not nubile yet. I think. I mean, how would you marry a loin? Is that a thing? Could I marry my onii-chan's loin, for example? I'm sure it's nublie enough for the purpose.

Not that I would. I mean, unless I could. Maybe.
What would it be like? >>48-chan, what is it like?

Silly >>50-chan, nubile doesn't just mean marriageable! It also means "sexually attractive", according to ttps://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/nubile#English. "Nubile" is only used for girls, so your Onii-chan's loins would be "eligible" instead. And adjectives don't always refer directly to what they're describing; think of, for instance, "a busy street".

I'd totally marry my Onii-chan's loins if I could, though.

>>51-san, you big meany, don't call me silly because of my ignorance! Not everyone is such a bookish bookworm such as you, you bookish bookworm, you!

>>52
Ufufu, well I suppose we can't all be refined, knowledgeable ojou-samas like myself.

This just got a little more interesting. ポップコーン！

You are so full of yourself. You're a mean one, >>53-san, and I don't like you.
⋮
You really think my loins are sexually attractive?

That >>53-san is so mean. I think we should start our own tea party and not invite her.

>>53-san is not nice..

I heard that >>53-san doesn't even like kittens.

Uwah? How can you not like kittens? I hug my cat every day!

I tried to hug a cat once and it scratched me. Cats aren't that great; everyone knows capybaras are much better.

>>60 Try hugging your own cat. I would never touch someone elses cat. That would be rude. Except if she really wants it. But even then.

>>59
Can I hug you, >>59-chan?

I'm not a loli, what do?

>>62 O-okay, but only if I can hug you, too.

We're all lolis in this thread, >>63-chan, even you. In a parallel universe I was once a fluid dynamicist, but now I'm a loli. I never look back.

Loli? I literally only know like one Polish word and I love it. KURWAA? Don't even know what it means but it is fun to say.

>>66-chan, that's extremely unladylike language to be using!

If I'm a loli now, does that mean I can sell my underwear to perverted businessmen? Because that would be kinda cool.

I'm sorry >>67-chan, I didn't know. Please don't tell Onii-chan on me!

>>68
I did that once. He was really weird and creepy about the whole thing. I wouldn't recommend it.

>>70
What happened?

>>71
He didn't want clean ones, he wanted dirty ones. He actually asked me to wear the same ones for a whole week! It was disgusting! And he insisted that I let him watch me take them off so he could be sure I really had worn them! And then after all that, he took my underwear and refused to pay!

>>72 You should report him for theft. Where do you even find people like that?

>>73
He said that if I did that he'd show everyone my dirty underwear and say that I just gave them to him... So people would think I'm the one who's a pervert!

>>74 You did give them to him, you pervert! Why, I give my underwear to my mother to wash. Oh wait, maybe that is perverted, too…

Doing anything with pantsu is lewd and perverted. The only way to win is not to wear them in the first place.

>>76 But what if someone saw?

>>78 I don't want to get in trouble!

>>80
If you get caught, just smile innocently, giggle and say you didn't know any better.

I really do don't know any better.
Would I wear not no pervert pantsu underwear if I did?
A-are you trying to trick me into trouble, >>81-san?
>>20-chan, did you ever get in trouble?

>>82
Shh, don't worry about that, just drop your pantsu and let's go.

T-this thread is dirty!

Hey everyone, I've got a brand new box cutter! Anyone want to help me test it out?

Only if onii-chan comes with! You are weird and I don't want to be alone with you >>85-chan!

Don't be silly >>86-chan, it's just a harmless little box cutter. You aren't a scaredy-cat, are you?

Would it be wrong if I said I was >>87-chan? Please don't make me do this ;~;

>>88
Are you really >>87-chan? If you aren't, that would be lying. Lying is definitely wrong.

I like your sweater >>85-tan.

>>91 yo bitch the hell is up with dat arm??

Some people wonder why women idolize pychopaths, are willing to wait for criminals to be released from prison to marry them, some wonder what Dr. Quinn sees in Mr J. But we know Natsumi will not be wanting for suitors when she will finally be released from prison in 2013.

The way I heard the story she was someone who stoically stood up to a bully.
But is that what actually happened, or wasn't she rather herself the bully?

Whatever the case, at least she is not like the Slenderman girls.

L-let's just get back to our tea party, shall we? Please?

You're right >>95-chan, time to get back on track.
Now, I've seen Onii-chan giving dirty looks to that big-bobbied Nee-san from his class, when she brought him his homework while he was sick. Is there any way I can make my breasts grow faster?

Ah, I mean big-boobied. Gosh, this is so irritating.

W-well it is embarassing, but when m-my onii-chan started suckling my breasts, they became a lot bigger. Oh God what did I just say!

My Onii-chan says he prefers smaller breasts. He's always saying things like "You look cute with such a flat chest" and "I hope you stay this way forever" or "If you ever grow up I'll kill you and then myself". He's so sweet.

>>95
Start taking birth control pills. Also, if your onii-chan isn't willing to suckle them for you, I've heard that using a breast pump also works.

W-what is all this talk about suckling! This is super dirty! And what do you mean "If you ever grow up I'll kill you"! Have you spoken to your parents or Sensei about this? And don't get me started on b-birth control pills or b-breast pumps! You're all making fun of me. You're so mean!

Hey >>100-chan, where are you going with that box cutter in your hand?

It's not a box cutter, it's a cox butter. I don't know what that means, Wikipe-tan is no help, but it seems it is something "I'll tell you when you're older."

I'm taking it away from you >>101-chan, you're obviously not mature enogh to handle it. And you sit there and think about what you've done.

DAE like to feel dirty? I like to jump around in the mud until I work up a good sweat. It makes it so much more satisfying when my Onii-chan gives me a sponge bath afterwards, even though my Okasa disapproves. But watashi-no, she's old.

You were right, >>83-san, I feel both liberated and exhilarated! Like as if I was transgressing a major taboo. I hope this feeling will last.

Do you have any other suggestions as to what else we should try?

Transgression! Yes!

I feel like mischief. 😈

Let loose the tongues of war, and cursed be The Man who says when!

S-speaking of tounges… 👅 uhm… Yaranaiko-sasensei… uhm… I noticed you around… and… uhm… I find you very attractive… would… um… w-would you… uh… w-(what am I saying!?!!) 😰

🍝 mom's spaghetti

Alright, don't touch me! 😅

>>103
Why is this happening?
Stop persecuting me!
All of you!
Just stop!

[I don't think the word transgression is part of the loli vernacular, keep that in mind for further characterizations]

Good heavens! I am cognizant of an inchoate micturition event in my petticoats!

We ol' English lolis now.

G'day maties, spot of tea un' ya?

I do say, I would be quote delighted.

There is plenty of room.
I'm glad they started with riddles. I think I can guess that.
I did say what I mean. Or at least I mean what I say. That is the same thing.
You ought not waste your time with riddles you don't know the answer to, that's transgressive.
I am not longer than a mile.
Who cares about you‽ You are just a pack of cards!

Put another pot of tea on! I've brought us a lovely Victoria sponge. Now, who wants a slice?

It seems hardly proper to deny such a generous offer.

Here you go, >>115-chan! There's plenty to go around. Onii-chan helped make it, and he says he put extra love into the icing.

I want the bear pajamas.

Say gals, how about a slice of Onii-chans spotted dick? My 'dick is the best 'dick you will ever taste!

>>118
I don't know about that; I mean, I've had some tasty dicks in my time...

I'm sure the flavour of my thick, creamy custard will change your mind, >>119-chan!

>>120
Mmm! Mmmmf! Oh, it'sh sho thick, it hardly fitsh in my little mouth! It'sh overshpilling all over my chin! (gulp) More! Moooore!

I want the bear pajamas.

>>122
They are pretty cute, aren't they?

Maybe for Christmas...

Bad news everyone. Onii-chan talked to me as I was on my way to the bathroom and said that >>140-chan is coming to our tea party. Her mother called and begged that we spend time with her, since she has trouble making friends and goody two-shoes onii-chan agreed.

Oh no! Not >>140-chan!

That's very rude, >>126-chan!

Why, >>127-chan, what did she say?

>>128
She said we were all fat and stupid!

sup

Hi >>130-chan! That's a lovely summer dress you're wearing. I like the ribbons.

>>129
That's just awful!

>>132
I know! I mean, maybe it's true >>79-chan isn't the brightest flower in the garden, but we are not fat!

>>131
yo homegirl ya dig mah threads? i can hit u up wit mah man, he sells legit gucci for cheap, yo.

(Everyone, I think >>134 might be a yankii)

(Don't be so insensitive, >>135-chan! Poor >>134-chan was simply never the same after that incident with the fluid dynamics textbook.)

Smoke Weed everyday

F-fluid dy-what? Please use words I understand, >>136-chan..

>>140-chan is almost here..

H-hi everyone...

>>138-chan, maybe it had something to do with lighter fluid.

>>141
My mom said lighter fluid is dangerous and you shouldn't breath it in!

>>141,142
Oh, it's far scarier than that! I'll tell you, but only if you promise not to tell anyone else...

Long ago, >>134-chan's Onii-chan fell in with the wrong crowd and ended up studying fluid dynamics. The convoluted, nonsensical nature of things like vector calculus and turbulence left him haggard and drawn, spiralling into misanthropy, bitterness and despair. Poor >>134-chan, however, wanting to find some way of helping her Onii-chan, snuck into his room one night, stole one of his fluid dynamics textbooks and read it in secret.

They found her the next morning, splayed out on the floor in front of the textbook, covered in sweat, muttering fitfully under her breath about Blasius' theorem and Kelvin-Helmholtz instability. She fell into a coma and, when she awoke, had lost most of her higher brain functions, hence why she speaks such strange gibberish. We still let her join in our tea parties though; I mean, after all, at least she's not as bad as >>140-chan.

>>143
NIGGERS!

NOBODY is talking behind ANYBODY's back here!

(>>143, we are not talking about anyone behind their back here, are we?)

>>143
I don't know what most of those words mean, but it sounds bad! Poor >>134-chan..

Hi everyone!

Hello, >>148-chan! Thanks for inviting me to your tea party. I've brought along some loose leaf Earl Grey for us to enjoy, so put the kettle on and let's get started.

Thanks, >>149-chan! I-I'll get to it right away!

Gosh, did anyone else get caught in that rain shower? I'm soaked all the way through to my pantsu! I suppose I'll just hang my clothes up to dry over here and hang around in the nude for now.

I guess we should all undress, I wouldn't want to make >>151-chan feel excluded!

>>152
baka, just give >>151-chan a towel and stop fooling around. she might catch a cold!

>>153
Okay... but can we still undress?

Yes, that would be awkward.

I don't want to take my clothes off! I went to great lengths to acquire this beautiful frilly dress, and I'll be damned if I'm not going to sit here and look cute in it.

EVERYONE CHECK OUT THIS CUTE FRECKLE ON MY BUTT

>>156
You cussed! I'm telling your mom!

>>157
Yes, I cussed, and I'll do it again! Damn! Damn damn damn!

I-isn't something bad supposed to happen when you say that three times?

That's right, >>159-chan; if you say that word three times Onii-chan comes and... punishes you with an egg whisk. Watch out, >>158-chan!

>>160
But she said it four times! What happens then?

Oh, hello there, Onii-chan!
Um, well yes, I did cuss, but...
Yes, I know, but...
P-punishment?
Wh-what are you-- ah!
Aaah! Ahahaha!
No, stop, haha, that tickles!
Ahaha, no not there-- hahaha!
Aaaaahahaha! Stop! I can't-- ahahaha!

Shouldn't we help her?

Gosh, I didn't know you could do that with a whisk.

Anyway, more importantly, have you seen that freckle on >>157-chan's butt?

>>164 Do you think it is malignant?

>>165
Um, I'm not sure what that means, but I think it looks sort of like Australia.

>>166, you tease! It's clearly a heart.

>>167
a cow heart, maybe.

>>167
Shut up! I am not a tease!

What does that even mean? Onii-chan called me it once when I sat on his lap.

>>169
i heard it was like bullying, myabe you shulndt sit on ppls laps becauese u can hurt them?

(Oh no, is that the fluid dynamics girl again?)

Australia isn't malignant, I'm sure of that, but maybe a cow heart is?

(Oh geez, who invited her?)

Can you drink ice-tea at a tea party?

>>173
Only if you drink it out of a china cup and stick your pinky out and everything.

Isn't iced tea just tea that has gone cold? Why would you drink that when we have hot tea? You can have hot tea, >>173-chan?

>>175
I guess I'll have some hot tea then. I won't need sugar, thank you, I'm sweet enough!

C-can someone help me with my maths homework? It's super confusing!

More Earl Grey, anyone?

>177

Why did you bring your homework to my tea-party?

>>178
W-well, it's just that it's a really difficult problem, and I hoped that one of you could maybe help me solve it... pretty please?

Yes, please, >>178-chan.

>>179-chan, I don't see what's so hard about it. Couldn't you just rotate the school girls to get the most pairings?

>>180
But if you rotate the schoolgirls then people will be able to look up their skirts! Also all the blood will go to their heads. That's definitely not a good solution.

>>181
Maybe try using a vertical axis instead of a horizontal one? I'm just guessing, I never was much good at geometry... Some dizziness will probably occur with this solution, but that's a lot better than perverts looking up skirts!

It should be a simple match-making problem, but I don't understand any of it. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schoolgirl_problem

Aww, >>184-chan, don't be, we're all here. Would you like a biscuit?

Th-thanks, >>185-chan. I feel a little better now.

My ochinchin feels weird.

>>187
I hear that massaging it lightly can help relieve discomfort. Here, let me show you.

>>188
I think you actually have to massage it pretty vigorously.

Careful, >>189-chan! A girl's ochinchin is a delicate thing, you know.

Psst, did you hear about what >>200-chan did? I can't believe she got away with it!

>>191
And she didn't even use any butter!

>>192
Oh god how horrifiying

I agree, that's terrifying!

H-hold me, >>195-chan.

>>194
B-baka! Don't hug me! We aren't in a relationship you know!

But how can I not hug you at every opportunity, >>195-chan, when you're so cute?

Get a room, you two!
(And let me watch. I want to know what getting a room is all about.)

Oh my gosh, is that >>200-chan?

S-stay away from me!

'sup

You've got some nerve showing up to our tea party so casually, >>200-san, after what you did!

>>201
Oh? Is that the proper way to address the student council president?

I heard you burnt the scones!

Oh no, it looks like we've ran out of tea! >>205-chan, would you mind buying some more from the convenience store?

>>204
Golly gosh, you're right! I'm setting off right now. Unless I get in any hilarious unlikely adventures, I should be back around >>215. You'd better not eat all the biscuits while I'm gone!

Oh no, I ate all the biscuits!

Alright! Everyone, lets bake biscuits before >>205-chan gets back! What ingredients do we need?

>>207
Sugar!

>>207
Uhh... flour?

>>207
Cocaine!

Err, I mean, butter!

>>210
I never heard of cocaine! Is it tasty?

>>211
I think it's the black syrupy soda? It tastes fine by itself, but as an ingredient on a biscuit? Ew, no.

Oh no, >>205-chan's going to be back any minute! What are we going to do‽

Quick! Mix all the ingredients in this bowl!

Quick! Store this cocaine in your bowel.

Haa... haa... I... I'm back. You won't believe what happened! On my way back from the konbini, a bunch of big burly men appeared out of nowhere, grabbed me and took me away in a helicopter! They said I'd been mistaken for my long lost identical twin sister (who was the princess of a small southeast Asian nation), and that my life was in danger from assassins trying to kill me, thinking I was her. Sure enough, the assassins had been watching, and shot down the helicopter. I only barely had time to strap a parachute to my back and jump out before the entire helicopter collided with the ground in a big fiery explosion.

I landed in a vast forest in an uninhabited mountain valley, just as night was falling. I knew I had to lay low in case the assassins were still looking for me, so I spent a few weeks subsisting entirely off berries, mushrooms and water from the mountain streams. I encountered a pack of wolves, who took me in as one of their own, and taught me how to hunt, navigate and defend myself using nothing but my bare hands and teeth.

One day a tremendous storm came, and I took shelter in a deep mountain cave. While I was sleeping, a band of dwarves found me and took me back to their capital: an enormous, elaborate city deep underground, carved out of the rock itself. They took me to the palace, where they gave me beautiful silk clothes, more food than I could possibly eat, and a small army of servants to do my bidding. It took a few months to learn their language well enough to communicate properly, but once I did, it turned out the reason they'd taken me was because I looked exactly like a goddess from one of their legends, who was foretold to come from the surface and lead them in battle against some sort of terrible monster that lived in the deepest caverns.

They dressed me in full war armour, and gave me a ceremonial war hammer and a squad of twenty of their bravest warriors. I was terrified, but I couldn't back out just like that! After a long descent through the dark, winding caverns, we arrived at the lair of the monster. It was a weird irridescent metal disk, embedded in the cavern wall, covered in glowing arcane symbols. A doorway sprang open and I cautiously entered.

The monster turned out to actually be an alien from outer space, who'd crashed there millions of years ago, and couldn't get away because his spaceship was buried. Over time the entire mountain had settled on top of him. He had tried to contact the dwarves when they found him, many years ago, but they just ran away thinking he was a monster. I ordered the dwarves to bring the spaceship back to the surface so he could fly away back home. On the way back up I told him my whole story, and he was so grateful for everything that he offered to use his short range spacetime teleporter to send me back to just before I left the konbini.

I agreed, but something about the teleportation went wrong, and I ended up stranded strip naked in the middle of the Sahara desert! Naturally, I--

Wait a minute, you ate all the biscuits, didn't you! Even after I told you not to - I'll never forgive you!

You know >>216-chan, that's a pretty bad excuse for using the tea-money on ice-cream. I hope you get a big, pudgy belly and legs you glutton! Now we're out of tea and biscuits!

The man across the street cummied in my tummy!

>>218
I don't know what cummied means! Did he slap your tummy or something?

Do you mean curried? Like as in curried favour? Or did he literally give you curry, which then ended up in your tummy?

Hey everyone, let's go to >>222-chan's house! I hear she's hosting a tea party.

Onii-chan will you help me put on my panties please?
you know I can't do it since my arms got blown off in the war and i have to get ready for my first day of middle school.

On second thoughts, let's not go to >>222-chan's house. She sucks at pouring tea with her teeth anyway.

i wanna cover a tiny japanese schoolgirl's naked body in sushi, and bring all of my friends over to eat it off of her

this avery morrow thing is really not funny anymore

>>225
Avery Morrow needs to suck my loli girl cock

>>225
What's the matter? Afraid of the next hottest meme of 2016? Still want to live in 2007? Let me remind you of what memes were popular then.

• Chocolate Rain
• Rickrolling
• Scientology
• What What in the Butt
• Mentos and diet coke
• Demotivational posters
• Lol Wut
• Chuck Norris
• Numa Numa

This tea party is weird! I don't understand what any of you are talking about!

I'm scared of the bees cries like a little girl

>>225
>>227
someday you'll both figure it out
The memes are the cancer

Believe in yourself, >>229-chan! You'll never fulfil your lifelong dream of being a world famous melittologist unless you can overcome your fear now!

Oh no, I spilled tea on my dress! What should I do?

>>232
ask mommy

>>233
B-but she'll be angry with me! Isn't there some other way? Oh, doushiyou!

Stop hanging your dolls in such a macabre fashion please. Nobody finds it amusing.

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>>237-chan, a-are you all right?

There's nothing I hate more than communists

>>240 🔫🐝 ☭ 

There's nothing I love more than bees.

>>242
I know, right? I just want to cuddle a bee so much, to wrap my arms around its big fuzzy thorax and let its proboscis rest lovingly on my shoulder, as it stares at me with those big, expressive compound eyes.

If i could just become a lolibee.

Let's do the waggle dance together, >>244-chan!

I'll just move my b~butt like this "wiggle waggle, wiggle waggle"

>>246
Hmm... if I'm interpreting this dance correctly, based on the duration and angle relative to the sun, you're saying there's some yummy nectar in the vicinity of Onii-chan's pants?

I'm not allowed to hang out with my Onii-chan anymore >>247-chan... We would practice butt wiggling alignment to the lunar eclipse.

DUDE ONII-CHAN LMAO

Please don't shout random nonsense like that, >>249-chan! No one finds it funny but you.

Shhh, >>250-chan! Don't interrupt >>249-sama's abstract performance art!

ONII-CHAN, ANAL! I WANT ANAL (LMAO)!

(Psst, >>255-chan, what does "anal" mean?)

Isn't that when you're really particular about something? Something like "I'm really anal about keeping my desk clean" right?

Maybe they're scatter-brained and they want their onii-chan to help them become more orderly?

>>255
I think it stands for Association of North American Lolis, but I'm not sure...

Indeed, >>255-chan. Freud distinguished two main fixations during anal psychosexual development, the anally retentive, whom are the neurotic and obsessive kind, and the anally expulsive, or the impulsive, careless kind. Unfortunately, his approaches at psychoanalysis are wildly deemed to be pseudoscience by modern psychology, but we derived the coloquial use of the word anal to mean obsessive from his theories!

Whoops, I mean DUDE ANAL LMAO.

>wildly

I meant to write widely here, please forgive me, 255-chan!

yo bampu pantsu

What's that, >>259-chan? You have a bump in your pantsu?

umm, I think you should get that checked out.

Oh wow, >>259-chan, you really do have a lump in your pantsu! What is that thing? It's all big and squidgy!

Well, I like to keep a bath sponge handy in my pantsu. Never know when you might need one!

>>265 chan, what is a nakadashi? My oni-sama keeps mentioning it...

Ehh, >>264-chan, you mean you don't know what nakadashi means? I've been nakadashiing since I was five years old! I nakadashi all day, every day. You might as well just call me the nakadashi princess. I always have a nakadashi first thing in the morning and last thing before I go to bed. Why, I'm probably nakadashiing right now. In fact, I once nakadashied so hard that I completely forgot what nakadashi means. So don't ask.

It's ok >>265 chan, I know you and your new middle school friends are so cool. You don't have to embarrass me like that in front of our tea group pals like >>267 chan. WAH! *storms off abruptly *

more earl grey anyone ?

Yes please, >>267-chan.

>>269-chan, what's the matter? You look awfully uncomfortable.

I don't think keeping a sponge bath in my pantsu was a good idea after all!

Geez, everyone has such spacious pantsu, I'm jealous.

I'm not wearing any pantsu, I hope a light breeze doesn't catch my sundress when I go bug catching with >>273-chan later in the rice patch behind her parent's house. I hope i get to see a ladybug.

A ladybug? Come on, >>271-chan, you have to be a little more ambitious than that. I'm going to try to see an Atlas Moth, or maybe a Queen Alexandra's Birdwing!

Maybe if you're really lucky, you'll get to see one of these!

is that... a facebook image?

>>274
yes, it is a facebook image. i'd recognize those jpeg artifacts anywhere.

Wow are you an artifact detective, >>275? I found this ancient egyptian amulet and I want to know if it's cursed.

>>274

>>276
Did you find it in a tomb? If you found it in a tomb, it's definitely cursed and you're probably already dead.

Hi everyone! It's my beloved Onii-chan's birthday this weekend, and I want to do something nice for him. What do you think he would like?

>>279
My Onii-chan's birthday was last week. I just asked him what he would like, and all he asked for was something really easy to do, if a bit embarrassing... Maybe you could do that?

Ee~, really? >>280-chan, what was it? What was it?

Eeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhh~!?

I think you already know >>281-chan, teehee

Well, first he asked me to show him my pantsu, but I wasn't wearing any... I guess seeing that I wasn't wearing any was good enough for him? He seemed really happy~

I w a s r i d i n g t h e t r a i n t o d a y, w h e n t h i s e c c h i h e n t a i t r i e d g r o p i n g m y b u t t! G o o d t h i n g I b o r r o w e d >>284 ' s p a n t s u, o t h e r w i s e I t c o u l d o f b e e n r e a l l y b a d.~

Hey >>285, w-what color are they?

That's disgusting, >>287-chan! Why would you ever say something like that‽

Hey, um, >>290-chan, this is a little embarrassing, but... would you help me practice... k-kissing? J-just as friends, of course.

>>286. t h e O n e s f r o m >>284 c h a n w e r e l i m e g r e e n. T h e o n e s I l e f t at home w e r e s e m I p I n k a n d h a d 1 s t r I p e t h r o u g h t h e m t h a t w a s a d a r k e r s h a d e o f p I n k.~~~

>>290-chan didn't answer >>289-chans question!
Did they have a fight?

S o r r y. >>291 , I h a d to r e s p o n d t o t h a t q u e s t I o n f r o m a f e w w e e k s a g o. I w o u l d be v e r y n e r v o u s to k I s s y o u >>289 ~ c h a n b e c a u s e I m n e v e r d o n e I t b e f o r e. M a y b e y o u s h o u l d p r a c t i c e w i t h s o m e 1 e l s e

It's okay >>292-chan, there's nothing to be afraid of. Just sit down on the bed next to me here. Okay? Now, all you have to do is lean forwards slowly, and I'll tilt my head to the right and you to the left -- No, wait! My left, your right -- then, once we're close enough that we can feel each other's breath on our face, we shut our eyes and close that little distance between our lips. Just a light peck, at first, but then on separating we can both see something wanting in each other's eyes. Without a word we lean in again, this time without a trace of hesitation, and, like a kitten lapping at milk, press our tongues forwards into one another's mouths.

The dam is broken, and we abandon ourselves to instinct. Like waves crashing against rocks, we throw our bodies together, breast against breast, hip against hip, thigh against thigh, fingers running through one another's hair and tracing down one another's spines. The air is filled with the wet slap of tongue against tongue and faint, muffled moans of transgressive pleasure. At this point, all it takes is for one hand to slip under the hem of the other's negligee, groping upwards towar--

Err, s-sorry, I think I got a little bit carried away there. Anyway, >>292-chan, it's just a practice kiss between friends, so it's all okay.

>>293-chan, you pervert! You just gave me an erection!

What's that, >>294-chan? Give you an election? I'll have you know this tea party is an anarcho-communist utopia with an entirely consensus based decision making process; we've transcended the need for democracy.

>>295-chan, I don't know what an analcho-communist is, but I think I'd give the first one a try.

Accepting kiss from girl

Come here and let me give you a smooch, >>297-chan!

you guys

smooch

Smooch

smooch

wet sloppy smooch

squelch

I think all this smooching has gotten terribly out of hand!

I agree >>305-chan, we should go back to just cuddling.

I'm just a loli playing with my PSP

Onii-chan installed cfw on my PSP and now I can play GBA games on it!

My poor little loli brain can't handle all these TLAs!

Thank you, everyone! Now that I've had so much practice kissing, I'm going to go wake up Onii-chan a big, long, passionate smooch, right on the lips.

My Onii-chan just sat me down and told me to never, EVER give him a sloppy, wet smooches between his legs because it'd be an extremely mean prank to play.

I don't fully understand why he brought it up, but I'm gonna try it out when he's sleeping. He's gonna feel so stupid for telling me about such a good prank! I guess i'm just too smart for my poor Onii-chan to handle.

>>311
Woh!!

HEY GUYS !

BUTTS!!!!!!!!!

oh my~! looks like you dropped something onii-chan~. here, let me pick that up for you (leans over without bending knees) . it looks like i cant grab it, it keeps slipping out of my touch. can you give me a hand onii-chan~? this is A LOT harder than i thought it would be. thank you so much for helping! i really couldn't do it without you!~ smoochies and nuzzles ~ ~ !

OH GOD I'M BLEEDING FROM MY NO NO PLACE SOMEBODY HELP I THINK I'M GOING TO DIE

sometimes

i say the f word

a- am I finally a little girl?

pssst! hey! want to hear a bad word >>321 chan? you cant tell >>320 chan though... it will be a secret between us gals!

You're so mean >>319-chan I'm old enough to know a bad word too!

Tell me, tell me!

ok >>321-chan. leans over and whispers into your ear psst "~-`~-'~-" psst. isnt that so funny!

I heard rubbing your breasts make them bigger, is it true? I want to have big breasts like hotaru-senpai

What are breasts? Sounds like something weird...

>>324-chan, they're the best bit of chicken to eat, without any nasty bones in them. I agree that having nice big servings of chicken breasts would be nice, but I don't think rubbing them is going to do anything if the chicken's already dead.

Hey 325-chan, I heard that 324-chans parents are too poor to buy boneless chicken breasts. And they have to buy the ones with the ribs attached

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>>327-chan, I, um, think you look r-really cute today.

blushes profusely

Eehhh, I'm not that cute, >>328-chan...

blushes, rubs back of own head, looks to the side

Hey girls, does anyone fancy playing doctor?

I do, >>330-chan! sticks a sewing needle in your arm There! Now you won't get diseases!

Ouch! Oh, now you've done it!

Nurse >>333-chan, please restrain inpatient >>331-chan while I administer 50ccs of merciless tickling!

Excuse me, nurse >>333-chan, but you are to address me as doctor >>332-chan at all times, thank you very much. And I don't know what hippopotamus oats have to do with anything!

Weee Wooo Weee Wooo im an ambulance!

Oh dear me, I've seem to have made a habit of inserting things inside m-my... My....

A-anyhow! That's besides the point, I'm scared! I keep looking for larger and LARGER objects to insert. I'm only a small girl, but I can't even get the same dizzying feeling a finger used to give unless I use a big, hard, solid eggplant....

Oh dear me, I've seem to have made a habit of inserting things inside m-my... My....

A-anyhow! That's besides the point, I'm scared! I keep looking for larger and LARGER objects to insert. I'm only a small girl, but I can't even get the same dizzying feeling a finger used to give unless I use a big, hard, solid eggplant....

Oh dear me, I've seem to have made a habit of inserting things inside m-my... My....

A-anyhow! That's besides the point, I'm scared! I keep looking for larger and LARGER objects to insert. I'm only a small girl, but I can't even get the same dizzying feeling a finger used to give unless I use a big, hard, solid eggplant....

Eggplant? >>336-338-chan, you're silly! It's called an aubergine. I mean, who in their right mind would call it an eggplant? It looks nothing like an egg!

>>339
It doesn't matter!!
Ahhh! I'm gonna go crazy if I can't get a big hard eggplant in my cunny soon!!

>>340-chan, you just get sillier and sillier! Nothing goes "in" your cunny, that's simply where you pee from. You might just as well try to put an aubergine into your belly button!

Oh dear me, I've seem to have made a habit of inserting things inside m-my... My....

A-anyhow! That's besides the point, I'm scared! I keep looking for larger and LARGER objects to insert. I'm only a small girl, but I can't even get the same dizzying feeling a finger used to give unless I use a big, hard, solid bee....

Opps! Seems i left my tape recorder on. That was between me and my oni-chan. You girls didnt have to hear that!

This tea party has been getting a bit weird... let's just do some nice, normal girly things, shall we? Ooh, I know! >>345-chan, let me brush your hair, and then >>347-chan can tie it into braids. I bet you'd look really cute like that!

Brush my cunny hair

The hair in your private place isn't long enough to braid, >>345-chan... Why don't we just play house instead? >>348-chan will be the mommy, >>349-chan will be the daddy, and their teddy bears will be the kids!

goo goo ba ba drools

Hi everyone! I'm a loli! My name is Annabelle Claire Fullbright. I have long, silky blonde hair that I usually wear in a braid, but when I feel comfortable I let it down. My right eye is blue and my left eye is purple. My favorite color is green and most of my shirts are that color for that reason. For bottoms, I wear black tights, or ripped jeans that go to just below my knees. My favorite kind of shoes is crocs (fashion police please no bully). I'm somewhat reserved, but I'm a kind girl. I tend to react violently in situations which I strongly feel are unjust. My interests include collecting china tea sets (we can use one, but you have to be careful with them!), 20th century American folk music, and Renaissance era ceremonial magic. Pleased to meet you, everyloli!

>>350
Wow I really like you

I like you too, >>351-chan!

Nyanpasu everyloli! Today I discovered a genre of music all about us: lolicore! Isn't that just awesome?

I m so excited to meet other people who also happen to be lolis on here! At first, I thought I was the only one who wore frilly under coats, elaborate stockings, & such cute dresses. I'm so glad a great community can host our gatherings. I've been a long time member here but it is always great to see bright new faces. In fact, I see some today. You don't need to be nervous but it's fine if you want to be left alone. We have some fine tea & home made biscuits that Lilly & Charlotte made. They're rather scrumptious if I do say so myself. Here, have a bite! ~num num~. It's made with a special ingredient but I really can't say what. "Hehe". DING DING. Oh is it that time already. It's our annual hand holding session. We also encourage you to embrace your fellow loli with a nice hug if you feel so inclined. It can really brighten up someone's day! After the seminar is over we take turns walking each other home. No loli left behind.

>No loli left behind

"Where's Manami-chan?"

"She went to get more cookies."

"In the kitchen nya~?! But it's about to be overrun nya~!"

"Kyo-chan, where are you going?"

"I'm going back in!"

"It's too dangerous nya~!"

"No loli left behind!"

I like this album. Thanks for sharing, >>354-chan! fistbumps

Hey, um, i-is it okay if I join this tea party too?

The tea partys are for everyone!

Everyone apart from >>358-chan, that is. I mean, we have to maintain some standards, you know.

Who wants to eat pocky from both ends with me~

Don't worry onii-san
I can't get pregnant yet~

~

=3 POMF

Now I'm pregnant

Uso deshou?! 365-chan!! We'll fix this somehow!!!

Psst, >>368-chan. What does pregnant mean?

>>367
Shouldn't you ask your older brothers about such hard things~~~?

I'm bored. Let's build a pillow fort!

I'll get the pillows!

I'll get the fort!

burp he he

2018-5-3

sure is comfy inside this here pillow fort

I think pillow ofrts are ocmy f too

3- >>375-chan? Are you okay?? Did you hit your head?
But that's strange... it's a pillow fort...

You are 18, 19, or a 20-something-year-old man who knows or is friends with a little girl. The girl is 6-13 years old, whatever 6 to 13 age is young enough to be ignorant or with whatever upbringing/conditions which would cause her to be unaware. Her name is Tiffany, and she is interested in tiny creatures that most girls her age would be grossed out by. She is moderately smart. Sometimes you would show her bugs or insects that you caught in jars or boxes. One time, after her mother allowed her, Tiffany caught a harmless snake and put it in a box. After she showed you, you got an idea.

You were going to put your dick in a box. You prepared a bit of a snake habit in the box then put your erect penis into it. Your cock was disguised in such a way that you could not see that it is through a hole in the box. You show this "snake" to Tiffany and tell her that you caught a worm snake. Knowing that she is really looking at your hard cock makes your member a bit wet with precum. You tell her it is harmless and sleeping. After a bit of talking you tell Tiffany that it is OK to pet it/touch it. Tiffany touches it at first then pets it. Due to your sensitivity or what might be called "premature ejaculation" you jizz loads.

Surprised, Tiffany lets out an exclamation and asks a question. You tell her that the white substance is harmful to the worm snake's prey but not to humans. You say that it uses the white gooey substance (which is really cum) in an offensive or defensive manner. You tell her that the creature is tired and near death, so it is not moving much. You exchange some words then put the lid on the box and leave. She was tricked and never suspected it. You were satisfied and masturbated to this memory in future days.

You're the loli in the above story.