-he's a penis
-he's spreading misinformation by saying it's pronounced ee-vo when it's clearly pronounced eh-vo like the beginning of evolution
-addendum: he keeps insisting that evolution is pronounced ee-vo-loo-shun when literally nobody pronounces it that way
-opened his presents before christmas at least twice
-likes anchovies on pizza
-kins handsome jack and eridan
-doesn't know how to save his fucking work
-is into cannibalism and piss
-has rabies
-tried to lobotomize me
-didn't have the balls to finish the bonely hearts club demo (it's a sans undertale dating sim)
-wants to open a toe sucking business
-grabbed my boyfriend's balls
-bullied my other boyfriend
-is also into vore
-watches anime
-grounded me and then forgot about me for an entire hour
-thinks the capitalism gijinka from stardew valley is cute
^more blatant misinfo
-actually i'm just gonna roast his entire taste in men. he thinks lysandre pokemon is hot so that combined with morris obviously means he's a simp for capitalism. he thinks ganon is hot which by itself is okay but SPECIFICALLY he called dehydrated ganon hot which i absolutely cannot forgive. he said he would smash mister lemon demon niel cicierga friday night funkin. he said plankton spongebob is hot. he thinks dr brewer's clone from goosebumps is hot (yes the clone specifically) AND he said audrey II is hot he's a plantfucker everybody. he thinks fucking ghetsis is hot look at this shit
-thinks clowns are hot
-canonically says slurs
-forced the real ninjamuffin99 to add piss to friday night funkin
-thinks peeing in asses isn't nsfw (and said this in the eridan typing quirk to maximize years taken from my life)
-factkins toby fox
-homophobic
-whatever the hell is going on here
-stole kass’ bones in minecraft (verified by kass themself)
-professed to eating poop live in vc
-canonically misogynistic, also wants a shirt that says “i hate women” on it
-racefaking
-racism
-this
-stinky