he fucks horses
I would hate to BEE a horse in Saudi Arabia when eels is on the loose!
Watching anime about teenage girls in his bedroom with the door closed!
At night eels fade away into another dimension in order to become impregnated. Then they come back to this dimension. I think I saw a link to a YouTube video titled "no one knows how eels reproduce" or "No one has seen an eel mating".
In other news: a U.S. baseball team named "Cleveland Indians" rebranded themselves to "Cleveland Guardians". My first thought on the matter was this: "Let's rename ourselves to get rid of any semblance of a real culture. We will rename ourselves to a hollow meaningless word: Guardians." Soul vs. Soulless.