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[–]  No.181539>>181562[Watch Thread]

This country is so full of normalfags that they even have a popular slur called "bv" which means "boca virgem", in english that's "virgim mouth", it means you never kissed. While most countries make fun of virgins this one is so bad that they make fun of kissless people too. Fuck this shithole

[–]  No.181540

Don't live there but I have heard how bad it is, I don't know if the whole country is like that or it is just reports from certain areas, but it sounds like a real shithole. South America in general sounds like an awful place for any wizard to live.

[–]  No.181541>>181542

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Meh, you must already know this OP but sticks and stones may break your bones… Saying that, I enjoy watching Brazil's NT play football. Thank you Brazil for so much football!!!!!!!!!!!
What are your predictions for this Copa America? They're in the semifinals already and will play against Perú tomorrow.

[–]  No.181542>>181543>>181555

>>181541
I don't really follow football except for the world cup

>Meh, you must already know this OP but sticks and stones may break your bones

luckly this never happened with me IRL, but back in my school days I saw other people being called that and was afraid it could happen to me and be humiliated in front of everyone
Online it happened a few times when playing video games but it doesn't bother me

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>>181542
Wizards are immune to virgin shaming. Plus no human worth your time would believe that you're less for not having kissed or had sex so it's not a real problem, in fact it helps to filter out the most normalfaggish retards.
Anyways you should watch this Copa america, this 2 games will decide who plays the final and it all points to the final being the south american classic, Brazil vs Argentina. You can't miss that.

[–]  No.181544>>181552>>181553

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This country is really a shithole, but if you for a single moment think that being called a virgin is a real problem, I would like to go to your address and kill you.
I live in a small city in one of the worst states and I've only been called a virgin once.
The real problem is that without knowing someone, there's no way in hell that you get a job, even something paying minimum wage, what makes practically impossible for a wizard like me to have any money.
Plus you can't get any NEETbux and your parents are probably poor, like most people in this hellhole.
And bonus:
Social ascension is almost impossible.

[–]  No.181548>>181550

Yeah, we live in a country full of hedonistics apes. Let me give you a good advice op: just lie. If someone at work ask you directly if you're a virgin or something like that just say "no man, I'm a true pussy eater" and make up some stories of how was your first time and shit. At least they won't see you as a total weirdo cause inside their heads being a virgin in this country is the same as having some kind of brain damage.

[–]  No.181550

>>181548
This. I've just given up on being honest and lie about literally anything. It helps that I look neurotypical so they don't automatically judge me.

Just lie about everything. Why does the truth even matter?

I'm starting to think it's also the best way to make money. I want to defraud normies out of their cash. I saw literal 70IQ indians doing it on Youtube to a bunch of old people and they get them to send all sorts of gift cards, money, etc. by pretending to be "Microsoft support".

There is so much cash to be made out there if you're just willing to lie to normies.

[–]  No.181551>>181562

The average brazilian is ultra-neurotypical and very low in intelligence and empathy.

It's the worst place on Earth to be a wizard.

[–]  No.181552

>>181544
Living in Brazil is suffering

I hate this country

[–]  No.181553

>>181544
>if you for a single moment think that being called a virgin is a real problem, I would like to go to your address and kill you.
Half this board is suicidal. They'll WANT you to kill them

[–]  No.181555>>181556>>181562

>>181542

I was humiliated at school for being "bv", it hurt. Nowadays I don't care anymore.

I hate living in Brazil. My dream is to live in some Central European country.

[–]  No.181556>>181673

>>181555
Fuck off, we're full.

[–]  No.181558>>181598>>181668

It is quite odd to see so many brazilian wizards here. It reminds me of the Mouse Utopia Experiment. We are all "beautiful ones".

[–]  No.181562

>>181551
this

>>181539 (OP)
People also make fun of kissless virgins around the globe

>>181555
I was also constant humiliated by being a "bv" in school

[–]  No.181598

>>181558
Most of south america wizards are argies/bronzil

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>>181558
In my opinion that experiment deserves its own thread here. They created their own mouse-utopia without predators and enough food and water for survival, despite that the system still collapsed after all, even though apparently the reason wasn't overpopulation.

It's a bit strange to compare a whole human civilization to a few mice locked in their own universe, but the similarities are there nonetheless, "The Beautiful Ones" emerged near the end of their mice-civilization, and they really sound a lot like many of us here.

>No interest in social interactions (like fighting for the females) so their fur wasn't damaged like the others who did, hence the name "The Beautiful Ones"

>lived relatively excluded and only came out when others slept
>without social intelligence they were deemed stupid in that regard

I think it's funny that at the early stages those mice who didn't get mice-puss would start fighting each other in the lower ranks, a few even became gay, reminds me a bit of image-board culture.

[–]  No.181673

>>181556
You have issues, good luck!



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