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Not the brightest goalie.

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I love how the guy in black is like "Whelp, I tried."

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Lol if my kid was the goalie I’d do the same, gotta keep your head in the game 🤷🏾‍♂️

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did he just disown that child

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What child? Oh you mean him, the stain on humanity? You can't own disappointment, once it touches something it's like a rust that consumes until the thing coated with it is gone.

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Why does it seem like everybody has a good grasp on soccer except the goalie? He also looks half the height

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At that age the goalie is usually the disinterested one or the ones that don’t wanna run,

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It’s a little thing called being the coach’s son.

Let me tell you a story.

When I played at that age I was the goalie and did pretty dang well. Nothing could get through me. My signature moves were charging any kids who got too close to my box and drop kicking the ball as far as possible literally every time I had in my hands. Well anyway, for the final game of the season our coach decided to sub in his son, presumably so he would be proud of his son for winning the championship game. It could have went that way, if only the kid didn’t hate soccer and let a bunch of goals in. He looked exactly like that kid in the video. At the pizza party after the game where they handed out the second place trophies, the kid came over and told me he didn’t even want to play and that I should have been in the game.

Yes I’m still upset about it.

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Parents need to stop interfering when their kids are doing sport. I get that he wanted to help, but that's not how to do it.

He should have pushed much harder!

/s

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He needed to quickly push a second kid to block the second shot

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"Fine. I'll do it myself."

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That dive tho

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Add a rule to football. Every goal keeper is allowed to carry a child and use it as a club.

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bruh

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isn't that interference? you can't just throw players around like that!

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You can just the dad giveing up lol

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Haven’t seen this before…

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The Ultimate Repost

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Damn, it’s great how gaining karma on Reddit now is just reposting old, very famous videos

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