TheLogicJunkie™

@TheLogicJunkie

Writer, Logicist, Sallie Mae student loan debt bitch. I'm melting, I'm melting. (What a world, what a world.)

www.youtube.com/thelogicjunkie
Joined February 2014

Tweets

  1. Pinned Tweet
    10 Sep 2018

    Viewed from space, the Earth is pure deception. The blue, the green, the halo clouds of white, they all bespeak of hope and life and courage which simply aren't there. Earth is the planet of evil, of false heroic, that all the rest of the universe has learned by now to avoid.

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  2. 20 Sep 2019

    My dream is to someday guest host and introduce a band called The Toenail Clippings

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  3. 17 Sep 2019

    It's never about the right thing being done -- it's always about the "right" people being taken care of.

  4. 15 Sep 2019

  5. 15 Sep 2019

    The point of could've been much more truthfully achieved by showing both the hormonal hotbody set having slim chance of getting into the Ivy League, yet ending up much richer and happier than the two main characters who did. It should've been a time-travel movie.

  6. 15 Sep 2019

    The industry is for race-Germanist Nazis. Always has been, always will be. Unfortunately, they have also now completely rearranged all of human society so that the only jobs anymore are in their industry of evil.

  7. 14 Sep 2019

    The video for Hailee's new death metal horror anthem will feature Slipknot performing a real human sacrifice to the Canaanite doom god Moloch.

    I am SO excited to share that my new song “Afterlife” from will be out this Thursday. 🖤
  8. 12 Sep 2019

    The craving for fame typically precludes knowing the actual nature of the general public.

  9. 11 Sep 2019

    September 11th was the greatest criminal heist of all time

    1 reply
  10. Retweeted
    1 Jul 2017

    [jurassic world] ME: so what ur saying is, no one milks the dinosaurs bc it's too dangerous TOUR GUIDE: that is not what i'm saying at all

    4 replies 232 retweets 776 likes
  11. 5 Sep 2019

    Twitter humor is best humor

    porn is so unrealistic, my stepdad hated me.
  12. Retweeted
    12 Mar 2015

    Ladies and gentlemen, this is Capt. Jones and I'll be your pilot today and, uh damn that's a lot of buttons. That's a lot of fucking buttons

    27 replies 4,274 retweets 11,414 likes
  13. 4 Sep 2019

    Old people who deliberately drag their families down by letting doctors wreck their health, so they can be an all-consuming, vampire burden on their families' lives, all so they can receive unlimited pampering and free slavery.

  14. 3 Sep 2019

    My two favorite classical music pieces: 1) "March Slav" by Tchaikovsky 2) "The Devil's Trill Sonata" by Tartini

  15. 3 Sep 2019

    I am eating and you can't stop me.

  16. 1 Sep 2019

    Remember, kids: Always let the media do your thinking for you.

  17. 28 Aug 2019

    It was only after I graduated with a bachelor's in 1992 that I finally learned about . And so I applied and was accepted, but ultimately had to turn it down because I'd already used up my undergrad grant money. Ruined my whole damn life.

  18. Retweeted
    28 Aug 2019

    Unfortunately, is plagued with malicious apps. Here's the popular CamScanner app with over 100 million downloads and a trojan 😑

    3 replies 5 retweets 12 likes
  19. 18 Aug 2019

    How adorably quaint, all these people who still maintain that individuals and corporations have to actually earn their money to stay in business. Even long after the writing's been on the wall to the contrary, they still dutifully spew that Deep State free-market dogmaganda.

  20. 12 Aug 2019

    One must never say the word "lawyer" without also saying the magic words "Nazi rat-bastard motherfucking" before it.

  21. 31 Jul 2019

    Of course Lopez is right -- screw these Nazi-psycho transgenderists

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