how can i be a jew?

http://letmegooglethat.com/?q=convert+to+judaism+online

>>2
it is virus
i will no click in that

you might already be
https://templeofthejediorder.org/media/kunena/attachments/legacy/images/What_Kind_Of_Jew_Are_You.jpg

Yahweh be with you

>>1
You can be The Italian.

I remember some time ago some cube flag on kc mentioning that orthodox jews in Israel treat non-israeli jewish migrants worse than goyim.

>>7
Woah, just like in my favorite elder scrolls game!!!

1. Cut a part of your dick off
2. Grab coins 'twixt cushions
3. Turn your iron cooking box to 400 C
4. Crawl into said iron box
5. Pass away