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nyan
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nyan
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>mom won't order pizza tonight
IT'S FUCKING FRIDAY
I'm actually on the verge of tears i'm so mad.
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>mom finds your Pringles can full of shit
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infinite scrolling is probably the most annoying feature ever why do websites keep using it
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it is unfair that i should have to go to hell just because i was born with a pigs brain
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single fellas-- do NOt jack off into the garbage disposal. it will jam up and make a horrible noise. use garbage bags instead
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Thank you for reading this your beautiful and make me smile, im talking to you and everything on earth - Lil B
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Length: 8 inchs
Girth: 9-10 cm
Semen Count: EXTREMELY high
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I am reclaiming this tweeter page...for now -_-
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They say disneyworld is the happiest place on earth obviously they havent been on my genital. Lol! i just made my day
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behold the most humorous sentence in all history: all your cake are belong to tibbers until gaben took an arrow to the gumgum style shake
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maybe if i make the same video game reference over and over it will be really funy! btw im a girl
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everytime i cook things in the microwave i push my head up against the window as it runs, it makes my dead soul feel alive #lifeisprecious
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ppl ask if i believe in the devil... i know him personally, he lives under my bed
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ive always believed in ghosts, we have a ghost living in our house right now... mhm..especially one who has sex with me every night..
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The first time a girl said she'd go out with me, I announced it to the school over the PA and wrote her name on my bicep with a blue marker
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They'll have a new nigga next year
So unless u made of STOVE u better calm down an stay COOL save that "HOLLYWOOD SHIT" 4HOES
MY NIGGA!!
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gurl u must be gasoline cause even tho ur expensive im still gonna pump u in my van
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b4 I dropped out of college, I strove to be as different from everyone else as I could be, reading mangas and blasting JPOP music in my car
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I am known to teach some females how to lose their virginity in the right way with sighs and orgasmic shudders
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valentines day is tomorrow and i'm sick again!! ;u; wow cool!
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"You know what to do, cause I won't say please
Just nibble on my dick like a rat does cheese" #inspirationallyrics #ratbanter #lifelessons
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u have a onion boobs. they make me cry
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I couldn't finish the first episode of Cuticle Detective Inaba ;_; 2 homo 4 me
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wake up in the morning feeling like a huge fayget, grab my mic i'm in my room i'm gonna stare at my anime statuettes . ok
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waiting for when I can finally record stuff at night every day is super agonizing ;_;
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no better way to waste time than to take really stupid pictures of myself
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i want to record a song today
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good mornyan, I had dreams about a spider ghost and going to the ocean and having a drawer full of magical wands oh wow!
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all my life my brother tell me that moutnain dew is really jus deer pee, i had a can rite now and he was a lier. u just gotta believe.
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what does a pig put on his skin when he gets sunburn?? OINKment!
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what do u call a large pile of cats? a meowtain!
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I am going to get a lot done today! >:| I hope
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Happy New Year everynyan! I hope this year will be full of big laffs and lots of smiles and butts. Thank you for your support !
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everything is so busy and sdkjfhsdkjfs I feel super scatterbrained, I hope I can get back to a normal routine and record a lot!
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I want to see the new Sailor Moon! Summer pls get here already ;_;
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this question video is going to take a while ;A;
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goodnight everynyan
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ok i guess i'll just give up on trying to beat the boss for now and go flurt with hyrulian babez ; ) <33 im cummin 4 u LADLES
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So weird that hot dogs come in packs of ten but my butthole can only fit eight so far
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HOLY SHIT I HATE THIS BOSS I AM GOING TO POOP INTO ITS MOUTH
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oh god i am never going to beat this boss lol ;_;
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I hate bongo bongo so much ;_;
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sum grrrl in kakariko village is like "don't tease my cuccos!!!" huehue i'll tease ur cuccos ; ))))
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ok i'm playing OOT 3D right now, i finally got the biggorons sword and i'm at the shadow temple ;_; 2 SPOOKY
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Bill Murray to agent: "get me something where I can sit down most of the time."
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i want to start reading Molester Man ;~; I liked Onani Master Kurosawa a lot so I think it would be pretty cool I guess
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Good morning!! It is snowy!! I feel ill ! I want green curry
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#HowToPissAGirlOff tell her she isnt beiautiful and put it in her pooper without asking!!! wow rude ??
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good morning everynyan, i had a dream where i met tomoya from clannaids and seto kaiba in a bathroom while camping ! w-wow neat
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I want to eat lots of snacks but it's 12 am already where has my life gone
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i think this will be the last video for today ;A;
Akkari~n!
YuruYuri hajimaru yo~!
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You know how you like when people ruin your songz? You're welcome youtube.com/watch?v=pz0HS7 #swagyoloswagyolo
Nyanners DIS TROPER - Covay
swagyoloswagyolo# OBVIOUS PARODY IS OBVIOUS hashtagOriginal shizzang http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJJ0ck...Das Nudez: https://twitter.com/CaballoDip
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I actually slept at a normal time for once and I don't feel sick anymore! ;A; so happy right now oh gosh
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ok im going to go sleep i feel really icky blarghlghlahl
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I need to start recording really soon, but I feel sick :c I hope I can make my christmas video in time or i'll feel super bad ;_;
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i fell asleep for like 6 hours after unwrapping presents! what have i done ;_; o-ook time to get to work
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ふーゆーがハァッ!じーまるよー
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I think i'll either try to sleep now or just stay up and try my best not to die throughout the day from lack of energy! hooray christmas
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