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Anonymous Mon 26 Apr 2021 02:10:55 No.852973059 View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>852973280 >>852973413 >>852973971 >>852976202 >>852977225

Thoughts?

Anonymous Mon 26 Apr 2021 02:13:50 No.852973280 Report

Quoted By: >>852976624

>>852973059
I'm gay

Anonymous Mon 26 Apr 2021 02:15:51 No.852973413 Report

Quoted By: >>852976707

>>852973059
Your life, your food, it's all sad and pathetic

Anonymous Mon 26 Apr 2021 02:18:55 No.852973618 Report

Quoted By: >>852973696

>>https:// boards.4chan.org/b/thread/852973059/thoughts
I was thinking about this text:

"La maldición de la cabeza reducida" excerpt:

Vamos a tomar manioc para celebrar el
matrimonio de Pavito y yo.

— ¿Cerveza? No podemos tomar cerveza. Capítulo 11
¡Nuestros padres nos matarían! Agarrados en la noche

— Jason, ¿eres tonto? Primero, probable- pego
mente nunca vamos a volver a ver a
nuestros padres. Segundo, ¡esta cerveza
es asquerosa! Las mujeres mastican una
raíz y la escupen en una olla. Entonces
la cocinan para hacer la cerveza.

— ¿La mastican y la escupen en una olla?
¡Puaj! ¡No quiero tomar esa cerveza!

— ¡No me importa la cerveza! No quiero
casarme con Pavito mañana. Quiero vol-
ver a Casa ahora mismo. ¿Qué vamos a
hacer?

Era de noche y no había luz. Estaba muy, muy
oscuro. Todos dormían en sus camas. De repen-
te, Haley y Jason se despertaron cuando unos
hombres los agarraron. Los hombres les pusieron
las manos sobre la boca para que no pudieran' gri-
tar. En voz baja les dijeron: j

- Sshhhh...No hablen. No hagan ni un soni-
do.

"para que no pudieran - in order that (so that) they

could not

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Anonymous Mon 26 Apr 2021 02:20:04 No.852973696 Report

Quoted By: >>852973910 >>852974271

>>852973618
English translation:

We will take maneuvers to celebrate the
marriage of Pavito and me.

- Beer? We can't have beer. Chapter 11
Our parents would kill us! Caught in the night

- Jason, are you stupid? First, probably- hit
mind we'll never see again
our parents. Second, this beer
it's disgusting! Women chew a
root and spit it into a pot. Then
they cook it to make beer.

- Do they chew it and spit it into a pot?
Yuck! I don't want to have that beer!

- I don't care about beer! I do not want
marry Pavito tomorrow. I want to vol-
see home right now. What are we going to
make?

It was night and there was no light. I was very very
Dark. They all slept in their beds. Suddenly
Haley and Jason woke up when some
men grabbed them. The men put them
their hands over their mouths so they couldn't 'yell
tar. In a low voice they said:

- Sshhhh ... Don't talk. Don't make a sound
do.

"so that they couldn't - in order that (so that) they

could not

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Anonymous Mon 26 Apr 2021 02:23:05 No.852973910 Report

Quoted By: >>852974418

>>852973696
>Women chew a root and spit it into a pot. Then they cook it to make beer.
Wonder if that is a real thing

Jason y Haley se asustaron, pero no hicieron
ni un sonido. Los hombres los llevaron por la selva
en la oscuridad de la noche. Haley y Jason tenían
mucho miedo. ¡No pudieron ver y no pudieron
gritar. Los hombres los forzaron a caminar por una
hora.

Después de una hora caminando, uno de los
hombres prendió una antorcha. Jason y Haley por
fin pudieron ver a sus captores. Uno de los captores les dijo a los chicos:

— Perdónenme por agarrarlos de las camas.
No quería asustarlos, pero no tenía ninguna otra opción. Soy Pavito.

= ¡¿Pavito?! —exclamó Haley.

- Sí, soy yO. Haley, tú no quieres casarte
conmigo, ¿verdad?

- No quiero ofenderle, pero no, no quiero
casarme con usted.

— Está bien, Haley. Yo no quiero casarme
contigo tampoco. Ya tengo una novia
Jívaro. El problema es que mi papá no
me permite estar con ella por la profecía.
Mi papá dice que ella no tiene la piel de

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Anonymous Mon 26 Apr 2021 02:24:01 No.852973971 Report

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>>852973059
Yum.

Anonymous Mon 26 Apr 2021 02:28:11 No.852974271 Report

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>>852973696
Google Translate doesn't handle newlines and end of line hyphens well.
* - I don't care about beer! I do not want
marry Pavito tomorrow. I want to go home right now. What are we going to do?
* It was night and there was no light. It was very, very dark. They all slept in their beds. Suddenly Haley and Jason woke up when men grabbed them. The men put their hands over their mouths so they couldn't 'scream. In a low voice they said:

Anonymous Mon 26 Apr 2021 02:30:13 No.852974418 Report

Quoted By: >>852974583

>>852973910
Jason and Haley freaked out, but didn't make a sound. The men led them through the jungle in the dead of night. Haley and Jason were very scared. They couldn't see and they couldn't scream. The men forced them to walk for an hour.

After an hour of walking, one of the men lit a torch. Jason and Haley were finally able to see their captors. One of the captors told the boys:

- Forgive me for grabbing you from the beds. He didn't want to scare them, but he had no other choice. I am Pavito.

= Pavito ?! Haley exclaimed.

- Yes, it's me. Haley, you don't want to marry me, do you?

- I don't want to offend you, but no, I don't want to marry you.

- It's okay, Haley. I don't want to marry you either. I already have a girlfriend, Jívaro. The problem is that my dad won't let me be with her because of the prophecy. My dad says that she doesn't have the skin of

Anonymous Mon 26 Apr 2021 02:31:21 No.852974499 Report

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need more italian sausage

Anonymous Mon 26 Apr 2021 02:32:28 No.852974583 Report

Quoted By: >>852974721

>>852974418
leche. A mí no me importa... yo la quie-
ro y quiero casarme con ella. Además,
ella sabe hacer manioc fantástico.

Jason y Haley se miraron y estaban muy sor-
prendidos. Pavito siguió hablando y los chicos lo
escucharon atentamente.

— Ustedes ya nos devolvieron la cabeza y

. pueden irse a casa. No tienen que pagar
más por robar la cabeza. La verdad es
que al final, ustedes nos hicieron un
favor. La cabeza estaba en el museo del
Perú cuando en realidad no pertenece al
museo. Nos pertenece a nosotros. Es una
cabeza de los Jívaro. Gracias por devol-
vernos la cabeza.

Haley estaba aliviada porque ya no tenía que
casarse con Pavito, pero se preocupaba de cómo
iba a volver a Quito. Le dijo a Pavito:

— Estoy contenta, Pavito, pero hay un pro-
blema: ¿Cómo vamos a volver a Quito?

- Yo los voy a acompañar a Tiputini. De
allí, pueden ir en avión a Postaza y final-
mente, a Quito.

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Anonymous Mon 26 Apr 2021 02:34:30 No.852974721 Report

Quoted By: >>852974841

>>852974583
milk. I don't care ... I love her and I want to marry her. Besides, she knows how to maneuver fantastic.

Jason and Haley looked at each other and were very surprised. Pavito kept talking and the boys listened to him attentively.

- You already gave us back our heads and

. they can go home. They don't have to pay more to steal the head. The truth is that in the end, you guys did us a favor. The head was in the museum of Peru when in reality it does not belong to the museum. It belongs to us. It is a head of the Jívaro. Thanks for giving us our head back.

Haley was relieved that she no longer had to marry Pavito, but she worried about how she was going to get back to Quito. She told Pavito:

- I'm happy, Pavito, but there is a problem: How are we going to return to Quito?

- I'm going to accompany you to Tiputini. From there, they can fly to Postaza and finally to Quito.

Anonymous Mon 26 Apr 2021 02:36:29 No.852974841 Report

Quoted By: >>852974970

>>852974721
Ellos caminaron rápidamente por un día ente-
ro y llegaron al río. Haley y Jason no querían estar

en una canoa por dos largos días, pero no había
otra manera de llegar a Tiputini. Se subieron a la
canoa y se prepararon para un largo viaje. Pasaron
dos días viajando hacia Tiputini. Era un viaje muy
duro y los chicos estaban completamente agota-
dos. Por fin, llegaron a Tiputini y cuando vieron el
aeropuerto pequeño, Haley gritó:

— ¡Por fin!

Todos se rieron. Estaban muy contentos.
Haley miró a Pavito y le dijo:

- Gracias por salvarnos. Tú realmente eres
un buen hombre. Espero que todo te:
vaya bien con tu novia. Adiós.

- Gracias, Haley. Buena suerte con todo.

Jason y Haley se bajaron de Ja canoa y entra-
ron en la oficina del aeropuertó. Necesitaban
comprar boletos para regresar a Postaza. Con una
mirada de sorpresa, la señora en la oficina reac-
cionó:

- ¡Ustedes son Jason y Haley, los nortea-
mericanos perdidos que yo vi en la tele-

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Anonymous Mon 26 Apr 2021 02:38:31 No.852974970 Report

Quoted By: >>852975108

>>852974841
They walked quickly for a whole day and reached the river. Haley and Jason didn't want to be

in a canoe for two long days, but there was no other way to get to Tiputini. They got into the canoe and prepared for a long journey. They spent two days traveling to Tiputini. It was a very rough ride and the boys were completely exhausted. At last they reached Tiputini and when they saw the small airport, Haley yelled:

- Finally!

Everyone laughed. They were very happy. Haley looked at Pavito and said:

- Thanks for saving us. You really are a good man. I hope everything: goes well with your girlfriend. Goodbye.

- Thanks, Haley. Good luck with everything.

Jason and Haley got out of the canoe and went into the airport office. They needed to buy tickets to return to Postaza. With a look of surprise, the lady in the office reacted:

- You are Jason and Haley, the lost Americans I saw on TV!

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Anonymous Mon 26 Apr 2021 02:40:35 No.852975108 Report

Quoted By: >>852975197 >>852975499

>>852974970
visión!

— ¡¿Qué?! —contestó Jason.

Con eso, Haley miró el televisor pequeño de
la oficina y gritó:

— ¡Jason, mira! Estamos en las noticias.

En el pequeño televisor, los muchachos vieron
fotos de sus caras en las noticias. Escucharon el
reportaje. Al final del reportaje había un número
de teléfono en la pantalla para llamar con infor-
mación sobre ellos. Jason usó el teléfono de la ofi-
cina y llamó al número. Un policía contestó.
Nervioso, Jason le dijo:

— Ah...am...me llamo Jason Baker. Soy yo a
quien ustedes buscan.

— ¿Jason Baker?

— Sí, señor. Estoy en el aeropuerto en
Tiputini.

— ¿Y tu hermana? ¿Está ella contigo?

. — Sí, está aquí conmigo. No estamos perdi-

dos. Muy pronto vamos a ir en avión a
Postaza.

El policía llamó a las autoridades y notificó a
los padres de Haley y Jason. Les dio instrucciones

Vd

Anonymous Mon 26 Apr 2021 02:41:54 No.852975197 Report

Quoted By: >>852975351

>>852975108
view!

- What?! Jason replied.

With that, Haley looked at the small television in the office and yelled:

- Jason, look! We are in the news.

On the small television, the boys saw photos of their faces on the news. They heard the report. At the end of the report there was a phone number on the screen to call with information about them. Jason used the office phone and called the number. A policeman answered. Nervous, Jason said:

- Ah ... am ... my name is Jason Baker. I am the one you are looking for.

- Jason Baker?

- Yes sir. I am at the airport in Tiputini.

- And your sister? Is she with you?

. - Yes, she is here with me. We are not lost. Very soon we will fly to
Postaza.

The police officer called authorities and notified Haley and Jason's parents. He gave them instructions

you

Anonymous Mon 26 Apr 2021 02:44:16 No.852975351 Report

Quoted By: >>852975499

>>852975197
*"view!" should be "television".

- para ir a Postaza para encontrarse con los chicos.

Haley y Jason abordaron la avioneta. Querían
ver a sus padres, aunque estaban un poco nervio-
sos de contarles los detalles de su aventura. Tenían
miedo de la disciplina que les iban a imponer.
Unos minutos más tarde, se durmieron y no se
despertaron hasta que llegaron a Postaza. Se baja-
ron de la avioneta y esperaron a sus padres.

- Jason, ¿qué vamos a decirles a Mamá y
Papá?

— La verdad. Por fin, vamos a contarles la
verdad.

— Nunca van a creernos.

En ese momento, un avión llegó y los chicos
miraron mientras se bajaban los pasajeros. Muy
pronto, sus padres se bajaron del avión y al verlos,
Haley empezó a llorar.

- Haley, ¿estás llorando porque estás tan
feliz de ver a Mamá y Papá o porque tie-
nes miedo de contarles nuestra historia?

— Las dos cosas. Lloro por las dos cosas.

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Anonymous Mon 26 Apr 2021 02:46:37 No.852975499 Report

Quoted By: >>852975967

>>852975108
Vd=57 I guess

>>852975351
- to go to Postaza to meet the boys.

Haley and Jason boarded the plane. They wanted to see their parents, although they were a little nervous to tell them the details of their adventure. They were afraid of the discipline that was going to be imposed on them. A few minutes later, they fell asleep and didn't wake up until they reached Postaza. They got out of the plane and waited for their parents.

- Jason, what are we going to tell Mom and Dad?

- The truth. At last, we are going to tell you the truth.

- They will never believe us.

At that moment, a plane arrived and the boys watched as the passengers got off. Soon enough, her parents got off the plane and upon seeing them, Haley began to cry.

- Haley, are you crying because you are so happy to see Mom and Dad or because you are afraid to tell them our story?

- Both. I cry for both.

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END OF BOOK
-Fin-

Anonymous Mon 26 Apr 2021 02:53:19 No.852975967 Report

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>>852975499
That was all of "Chapter 11: Caught in the night" by the way.

I found it interesting that Google Translate kept translating it as "boys" (referring to the girl and boy from "chicos") where the better translation would be "kids"/"teens"/"children"/whatever.

Anonymous Mon 26 Apr 2021 02:56:18 No.852976202 Report

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>>852973059
Are you drinking beer with it?
>>Women chew a root and spit it into a pot. Then they cook it to make beer.

Anonymous Mon 26 Apr 2021 03:02:20 No.852976624 Report

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>>852973280
Not OP, but cool. Will you fuck me in the ass? Straight white male here.

Anonymous Mon 26 Apr 2021 03:03:27 No.852976707 Report

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>>852973413
What's wrong with his grilled burger, baked potatoe and veggies? Looks awesome to me.

Anonymous Mon 26 Apr 2021 03:05:52 No.852977225 Report

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>>852973059
What the fuck animal are those burgers made out of? They look like shit.
2/10

Anonymous Mon 26 Apr 2021 03:09:28 No.852977501 Report

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looks like shit

Anonymous Mon 26 Apr 2021 03:11:07 No.852977628 Report

Quoted By: >>852978342

The food looks good, I would eat it tomorrow.

Anonymous Mon 26 Apr 2021 03:22:25 No.852978342 Report

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>>852977628
found the pajeet

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