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Anonymous asked in HealthMen's Health · 10 years ago

I have a very embarrassing problem involving my penis.?

So my girlfriend and I are in to using food with our love making. Last night, I wanted to surprise her so I dipped my penis into melted chocolate. However she didn't want to eat it off, and when I tried to remove it it got stuck. I think some of the chocolate got caught in my urethra and it's become very painful to remove. I don't want to have to explain this to a doctor. What the hell do I do?

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  • Anonymous
    10 years ago
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    Looks like you'll have to amputate. But you need to be careful you wont get gangrene afterwards. Enjoy being a he she :)

  • Anonymous
    4 years ago

    Penis Chocolate

  • sabraw
    Lv 4
    5 years ago

    Chocolate Covered Penis

  • Anonymous
    10 years ago

    Just your luck to get the 1 in a thousand girl who doesn't eat chocolate!

    Chocolate should melt at body temperature and come out naturally. If you used cooking chocolate, you may have to dig it out. Buy some chocolate body paint next time or stick to whipped cream.

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  • 10 years ago

    If its really chocolate in there you need to heat it up to melt it then try to pee. Try warming up some water and soaking your wang in there...and drinking lots of fluids so that you can pee it out...

  • Anonymous
    10 years ago

    If the pain worsens and does not come dislodged when you piss, You are gonna have to explain it to the doctor.

  • Anonymous
    10 years ago

    If this is not a troll, I am happy you're suffering- fu[king moron!

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Anonymous
Anonymous asked in HealthMen's Health · 1 decade ago

When I masturbated a Foam like white came out?

I'm 13 I have never ejaculated, and this is the first time something has happened since I started masturbating. So during masturbation I stopped and pulled back my forekin and I saw little pieces of white foam like, On my penis, It did not leak out or anything, Maybe because I stopped too early I don't know. But what was this and why did it not leak out?

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  • 1 decade ago
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    It's semen, your just starting to produce semen as you go into puberty, in a few months you'll have a creamy white substance coming out.

    Source(s): Nurse
  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    yeah usually semen leaks out and comes out the hole in your penis , it doesnt just "show up" so most likely you need to wash your penis, or it could be precum, but it still leaks out but go talk to your doctor if you must but wash your penis 1st. hope i helped.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    it could be smegma. you might to clean it email me

  • 1 decade ago

    OMG!!!

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Anonymous
Anonymous asked in HealthMen's Health · 1 decade ago

guys when i start having sex i dont feel like stopping. what should i do????????

if i start at night i dont like to get off from over her ???i continue and continue and continue she gets tired of it but sometimes she enjoys it.

on one occassion i started at night 10 o clock and continued till the other day evening 5 o clock ??? i even dont feel hungry or need to go to toilet during it????

guys when i start having sex i dont feel like stopping. what should i do????????

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  • 1 decade ago
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    liar.

  • 1 decade ago

    why do people like you ask questions like these. you obviously have a mental issue that begs for attention. I have a hard time believing that you can lastg that long because having an erection for morethan 5 hours is dangerous. you should check your research before you spat questions

  • 1 decade ago

    Sometimes an all nighter is fun. But, for her sake...please learn to stop sooner. After a while we loose interest and just want to go to sleep.

  • 1 decade ago

    no way unless you are using something you will get tired not to mention your partner and you will get hungry most people do after sex anyway but all day and night no way

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  • Kate J
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    I see. Does she get to eat or go to the bathroom during this 19 hour marathon?

  • 1 decade ago

    I see two viable options.

    1. Wake up.

    2. Put your rubber girlfriend away and get out and meet some real people.

  • 1 decade ago

    Yeah, right! There is an ole saying, he who talks about it most"DOES IT THE LEAST!" So enjoy yourself either way!

    P.S. it's not the quantity, but the quality that counts!

    Its how good your are at shaking ... not how long you are baking !

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Start at 4 in the morning, that way you'll have to stop in time to go to work or wherever it is that you go.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    not even I ever lasted this long, lol. I don't see it as a problem perhaps you can get a job as a porn star.

  • 1 decade ago

    If she gets tired grab another one, you know swap back and forth.Enjoy it while you can....age is a terrible thing.

  • 1 decade ago

    Thats tooooo much!!!! They do have Sex Anonymous

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Anonymous
Anonymous asked in HealthMen's Health · 1 decade ago

is this a problem or a good thing?

When i jack off i can do it again in 10 minutes O_o I'm 13 btw if that affects anything

is this a problem or a good thing?

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    Wow - I'd say that's a good thing. I wish my husband was ready to go again in 10 minutes. But unfortunately, by the time you are his age (39) you may not be so quick to bounce back either... Enjoy it while it lasts :)

  • 1 decade ago

    Isn't a problem or a good thing as you are aged 13! When you're a bit older it'll be a good thing I guess as long as you're not premature as well. However, the older you get the slower you'll be able to do it again in.

    Good luck.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Sounds good to me

  • 1 decade ago

    no side effects..

    u can do it as much as u want, just stop when it starts hurting, and u can start again next day again..

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  • 1 decade ago

    demonstrate it in front of your parents, family, relatives, friends, strangers, priest, teachers, etc...!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    lucker than some

  • 1 decade ago

    lucky!

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