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Discuss: Probability of Finding A Wife Who Is Not Dysfunctional, Treacherous, Ugly or Selfish

I will keep this one short. Here is my question-

What is the probability that you will find a woman who is not insufferably dysfunctional, supremely treacherous, seriously ugly (below 4/10) and utterly selfish? It would also help if said woman was interested in you.

I have a skittle-shitting unicorn for every commentator who believes that any decent guy can find someone who is even average wife material, if they just tried hard enough.

Comments?

  1. Nestorius
    April 6, 2011 at 12:43 pm

    Not to forget shit tests too.

  2. Michel
    April 6, 2011 at 3:02 pm

    You won’t get many comments on this one. No one has much to say lol.

  3. Matt
    April 6, 2011 at 3:57 pm

    Not in this country. Maybe overseas. Maybe.

    • Marc
      April 6, 2011 at 4:03 pm

      Matt,

      I would agree, with one addition: Maybe overseas, and only if you stay overseas (maybe). Bring her back to the U.S……forget it.

    • Redpill
      April 9, 2011 at 3:08 am

      Replace “cupcake” with “egg roll” or “pupusa”. Same thing.

  4. Peter
    April 6, 2011 at 4:25 pm

    Re: #1

    Marriage is one long shit-test.

    • April 6, 2011 at 6:24 pm

      If you marry, you failed the shit test already.

      • Peter
        April 6, 2011 at 8:59 pm

        Good point.

      • April 7, 2011 at 8:57 am

        That’s the point.

  5. Joe
    April 6, 2011 at 7:15 pm

    These are guess-timates:

    Attractive/thin is maybe 20% of women 20-30 yrs old. Wife applicants.

    Of that 20%, roughly half will withhold sex or lose interest entirely during marriage. This is being generous, it’s probably higher.

    Roughly half will cheat at some point.
    Roughly half will let themselves go, get fat, chop their hair off etc.
    80% or more will demand a baby. ( child support, loss of libido, permanent weight gain)
    Roughly half will refuse to sign a prenup.
    75% or greater suffer from depression, mood swings, general instability that make them difficult to live with on an everyday basis.
    Nearly all will engage in scorched earth tactics if you have the nerve to leave the marriage for any of the reasons above. Burn your baseball collection, fuck up your restored car etc.

    Some people win the lottery but odds are it won’t be you.

  6. April 7, 2011 at 3:41 am

    I estimate the probability at < 0.1%.

  7. MeMyselfI
    April 7, 2011 at 4:36 am

    Hot, Loyal, Sane. Pick any two – if you’re lucky. Finding a woman that is more than one of these is damn near impossible.

  8. theworldtraveler
    April 8, 2011 at 5:21 pm

    It’s possible but I believe it’s next to impossible with America women. You would have much more luck in nearby Canada than here in the states. As an african-american man my focus is mainly on dating women in or from the Caribbean. They simply posses different sets of morals and standards.

    Canucks women are even more pathetic.

  9. DoesNotMatter
    April 12, 2011 at 1:27 pm

    Probability = not worth the time or the effort

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