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The Boogeyman
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The Boogeyman
@technoboogey
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Just joined a dating group for arsonists...
Got a match straight away.
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How does a computer get drunk?
It takes screen shots.
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I have a sexual fetish for intellectual breakthroughs.
I struggled for a while, but then I came to a realization...
Why doesn't James Bond fart in bed ?
Because, it would blow his cover.
Why are 0 and 1 the only numbers with genders?
All the others are non-binary.
I have a friend who tried to take a selfie in the shower, but the image was too blurry.
He has selfie steam issues.
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Pirate Ship Captain: I am desperate. Can someone tell me how to write the number 2 in Roman numerals?
Crew: I I Captain.
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I had to fire the guy I hired to mow my lawn.
He just didn’t cut it.
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Space Dust, by The Boogeyman
6 track album
therealboogeyman.bandcamp.com
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The Crow, by The Boogeyman
track by The Boogeyman
therealboogeyman.bandcamp.com
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My can opener broke...
Now it’s a can’t opener.
Give me a Hand, by The Boogeyman
track by The Boogeyman
therealboogeyman.bandcamp.com
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Someone told me Trumps last order as president is to outlaw shredded cheese.
Hmm guess he wants to make America grate again...
The Darkness In Me, by The Boogeyman
6 track album
therealboogeyman.bandcamp.com
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Interesting fact: Bruce Lee has a vegan brother.
Brocco Lee.
We're Not Alone, by The Boogeyman
track by The Boogeyman
therealboogeyman.bandcamp.com
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What does a robot do after sex?
It nuts and bolts.
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Raindrops, by The Boogeyman
track by The Boogeyman
therealboogeyman.bandcamp.com
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Whoever created autocorrect,
I hope you burn in hello!
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Floating Ghost, by The Boogeyman
track by The Boogeyman
therealboogeyman.bandcamp.com
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What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
De-calf-inated.
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Raindrops, by The Boogeyman
track by The Boogeyman
therealboogeyman.bandcamp.com
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Son: "Dad, what are condoms used for?"
Dad: "To avoid such questions."
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True Love, by The Boogeyman
track by The Boogeyman
therealboogeyman.bandcamp.com
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What do you call James Bond taking a bath?
Bubble 07
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