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you get the internet the way it was before normies knew about it twitter, gab, parler: for normies

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this is so wrong, i'm super qualified to spot bad tweets! just look at how many bad tweets I tweet

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twitter would not let me join Birdwatch even though i AM a bird

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why are they putting a picture of

@chrissyteigen

on the $20 bill? also they misspelled her name

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excuse me, dude, but i believe "tubwoman" is the preferred nomenclature

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Richard Hanania

@RichardHanania

· 6h

Jen Psaki just confirmed that the administration is working on putting Harriet Tubman on the $20 bill.

sure Andrew Jackson accomplished a lot of stuff but he never won America's Ugliest Woman eight years running

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Michael Beschloss

@BeschlossDC

· 7h

Twenty-dollar bill going from Andrew Jackson to Harriet Tubman — one symbol of difference between Trump and Biden. Proposed new design below:

ⓘ This claim about whales is disputed.

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Jack Posobiec

@JackPosobiec

· 7h

Whales are not real. They're robots funded by the government to watch us.

they try to get you arguing about whether Godzilla or King Kong would win in a fight but this is just to distract you from the fact that both monsters' domestic policies are near identical and they're both paid employees of Warner Bros. wake up sheeple

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i hate the word "cope" and whenever someone uses it i take it as a strong signal to tune them out or unfollow

i will never ever stop bragging about predicting this

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Kathy Griffin

@kathygriffin

· Jan 24

Hey techie, smarty pants followers of mine! Do you think what happened with my trump photo scandal being such an international overblown outrage could have been because of this “GamerGate” thing I’m just learning about?

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"How do you ask a man to be the last man to die for a mistake?"

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Peter Duke

Reframes Reality

@peterdukephoto

· Jan 24

when will Americans start to demand that we bring the troops home from DC?

'lrn 2 code' is a funny meme but let's be serious, no journalist has the focus or attention to detail to ever be passable at writing code

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Dr.SonderbarLiebe

@NOE_Groyper

· Jan 24

Replying to @quackocracy and @NewAtlantisSun

They can always learn to code.

even though they end up getting new jobs, leftists suffer greatly when they get canceled because leftists are oversocialized so being ostracized causes them immense psychic pain

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Glenn Greenwald

@ggreenwald

· Jan 24

Both media liberals who were stupidly fired this week — @willwilkinson and @Wolfe321 — have both mocked the idea that “cancel culture” even exists when people with different ideologies were targeted. Like censorship: if you create a monster, it will come for you & your friends.

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are journalists aware that if this political conflict turns into a shooting civil war that they'll be considered front line combatants and legitimate military targets? have they thought about the ramifications? the ones being cancelled and changing careers may be the lucky ones

you merely adopted the cancellation. i was born in it, molded by it.

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Lauren Wolfe

@Wolfe321

· Jan 23

Hard to fathom all the talk of “cancel culture” on my timeline while I’m left without an income during a pandemic. I’m not an ideology, I’m a hard-working person who can no longer pay her bills. @SulomeAnderson @yashar @michaeldweiss

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journalism fired the first shot in this cancellation war, and you are just mad because now your victims are shooting back

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Katherine Cross

@Quinnae_Moon

· Jan 24

Wolfe, who was fired from the NYT for a tweet where she said she had "chills" after Biden landed in DC ahead of the inauguration, is the latest victim of a playbook perfected by the likes of GamerGate and similar harassment campaigns. twitter.com/Wolfe321/statu…

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Egg McMuffin is the false sandwich of pseudo breakfast

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Evan McMullin

@EvanMcMullin

· Jan 24

Trump is the false prophet of pseudo Christianity.

thot: patrolled

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Justin Thomas uses homophobic slur after missing par putt

this guy is in big trouble for directing a homophobic slur* at his golf ball *for the record it was the f-word, long form, with a hard t

Justin Thomas wishes he could get a mulligan. The PGA Tour star called himself a homophobic slur Saturday during the third round of the Sentry Tournament of Champions in Kapalua, Hawaii. Thomas

well looks like Bill Gates will probably be dead within 3 weeks

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Bill Gates

@BillGates

· Jan 22

One of the benefits of being 65 is that I’m eligible for the COVID-19 vaccine. I got my first dose this week, and I feel great. Thank you to all of the scientists, trial participants, regulators, and frontline healthcare workers who got us to this point.

how do you mute Bernie memes on this thing? they're all so fucking dumb i'm offended by it

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Trump was apparently doing everything so perfectly that it can't possibly be improved upon in any way whatsoever

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Disclose.tv

@disclosetv

· Jan 22

JUST IN - President Biden now says "there is nothing we can do to change the trajectory of the pandemic in next several months."

The media could not be played.

Reload

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his doctors promised Hank that if he got vaccinated, he would definitely not die of COVID-19. Promise kept!

that's gonna be a "no" for me, dog. hard pass

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Hank Aaron

@HenryLouisAaron

· Jan 5

I was proud to get the COVID-19 vaccine earlier today at Morehouse School of Medicine. I hope you do the same! apnews.com/article/georgi

Trump is gone so antifa are no longer necessary. They will still exist but their days of media coverage and institutional support are over. Same thing happened when Cindy Sheehan & her anti-war pals lost all their coverage and support once Obama got in.

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Steve Sailer

@Steve_Sailer

· Jan 22

Is Twitter finally cracking down on Antifa after they disrupted the mood on Biden's Inauguration Day? twitter.com/MrAndyNgo/stat…

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they used to have Trump to blame everything bad on, and now that he's gone they have no idea what to do

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Ryan Nobles

@ryanobles

· Jan 22

Here is what we know about the National Guard fiasco at the Capitol. Everyone is blaming everyone else. No one is taking responsibility.

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