Dokyuu Hentai HxEros
November 29, 2020
No excuses this time. We all know why we want to watch Dokyuu Hentai HxEros. Heh. Even the name of the anime doesn’t hide the fact it has something to do with all the lewdness. Uh huh. They’re not even shying away from making a pun out of hero and ero. With Corona virus locking us down and making us feeling horny, even Pornhub has been giving free viewings to us! Oh yeah! Hope your horny lust has been satiated. Because anime too won’t lose out and hence this series. So what’s new? Nothing really. Because once again Earth is in danger of being invaded by bug-like aliens. And the only way to defeat them is with the power of hentai! Oh yeah! It’s not the first anime having such concept as we have Kenzen Robo Daimidaler and Fuuun Dai Shogun that also uses the power of perversion to power up our heroes. So get ready those wrists and tissue papers as we prepare to fap and convert our inner lewd horniness into power that could save the world! It’s all for the sake of humanity, people!!! I swear!!! Believe it!!!
Episode 1
Ah, such age of innocence. Kirara Hoshino teaching Retto Enjou how to do adult stuffs. Albeit just holding hands. As expected, shy boy is shy while cheeky girl is so teasing. From that day on, Retto wants to be… A SUPERHERO???!!! WTF???!!! WHERE’S THE CONNECTION???!!! Anyway, fast forward 5 years later. Retto is your typical high school kid but what’s this? A total change for Kirara?! She isn’t just a germaphobe but she hates men too???!!! Something must have happened. Even if Retto is her childhood friend, he is not spared as she wants him to keep his distance. Even when she falls down the stairs, he is forced to grab her. Of course he grabbed her boobs but this is to save her from greater harm. Gee, so she scorns him now? Thanks. That’s some gratitude there. On the news, we are enlightened of Earth’s current situation. It is believed that aliens called Kiseichuu invaded Earth many years ago and started stealing humans’ erotic energy. Victims are left in a lifeless state that are devoid of any perverted or horny feelings. We see one now in action. A Kiseichuu purposely cuts a showgirl’s bra open. Horny fans start welling up their erotic energy. Kiseichuu steals them. Everyone now barren zombies and thinking of doing actual serious stuffs???!!! But don’t worry. Retto is a superhero using such energy to defeat the Kiseichuu! Though sent flying, Retto’s clothes also get torn!!!
He returns to his uncle, Anno Jou who maintains his gear like this special watch that converts his erotic energy into power. We see a glimpse of what happened that day, when a Kiseichuu showed up, Kirara went to protect Retto and got her erotic energy zapped. That changed their lives. Now in school, Kirara total ignores him although he tries hard to apologize. On the way back, that Kiseichuu returns. With an even harder body her queen gave her, Retto’s power has no effect. Retto takes Kirara and run. Their hands touch. What’s this feeling she feels inside? It’s bursting out now! Together with Retto, they blast the Kiseichuu away for good! Turning naked in the process. Kirara is embarrassed with this as the flashback further shows after her erotic energy was zapped by the Kiseichuu, the Kiseichuu noted she has so much more hentai energy than the normal person! So much more that she herself cannot handle it and exploded!!! WOAH!!! Poor Kirara was so embarrassed after that, that she locked her heart away and started hating boys. If only there was a way to get things back to normal… Reconciliation put on hold when they are confronted by Momoka Momozono, Maihime Shirayuki and Sora Tenkuuji. They claim Kirara has the power and will be their newest recruit of their superhero team known as Super HxEros. Yes, Retto is part of this group. At least the Saitama branch. And yes, all of them live together and so shall Kirara from now on.
Episode 2
Kirara letting Retto do hentai stuffs to her because she agrees to use this power to save the world? Psych! Trolled ‘ya! Just a dream! So we see Retto waking up in the dorm. Naughty pet dog Runba just brought him Momoka’s panties. Momoka isn’t upset it is in his hands but rather she thinks he has no balls to go get it himself and used the dog!!! Retto realizes Retto mixed up her room again and slept with him. Maihime isn’t even spared from the fanservice as Runba starts rummaging through her boobs when food accidentally spilled over them. Apparently Kirara isn’t living with them. As explained by Anno that this would help team cooperation, looks like she didn’t accept this crap. She left and Retto is left with the impossible task to convince her. So in school, he tries not to be direct but wonders if their relationship would have been different had the Kiseichuu not ruined it like it has ruined many other relationships. Time to think deep, Kirara. This means a flashback of young Kirara teaching erotic lessons to Retto like putting his hands on her boobs and holding each other close. Man, did the lesson advanced that much? When a Kiseichuu turns up at school, Kirara notices a boy whom she just rejected is about to become the victim. The Kiseichuu is going to absorb all his negative energy so he doesn’t have to deal with love! Despite afraid, Kirara faces up to the Kiseichuu to let the guy run for help. Cue for Retto to jump in and blast away the bug (and their clothes too!). So I guess this is cue for them to reconcile so Kirara agrees to live with them but warns not to use her or the girls to accumulate his perverted energy. This is going to be a tall order… Except maybe for emergencies. Can every time be considered an emergency? The other girls welcome Kirara as Retto realizes he will be living together with the girl he loves. But no time to rest as a Kiseichuu alert rings. Not sure WTF this is because Retto is then scrambled down to the bath area where all the girls are being naked to deepen their skinship. Of course Kirara doesn’t like this and lets loose her power so much so it destroys that Kiseichuu flying over!!! OMFG!!! How in the world???!!! Oh well, I guess things are going to be okay then…
Episode 3
While chasing down a Kiseichuu who steals panties, because Kirara has no H-power to finish her off, the little alien got away. Momoka wants to help her build up some H-power via porn but I guess Kirara isn’t so into that. This irks Momoka because Kirara has got the goods but doesn’t know how to use it well. What a waste of resources?! Because all of them here has their convictions to be a hero. As Momoka is probably the one with the smallest bust, time for a flashback how her sister, Sonoka was more popular than her. All the men flocked to her. Even if Momoka is more athletic than her and got recommendations for special track and field events, all the attention was on Sonoka. Momoka tries to bust up via soy milk bath. That’s what the TV show says, right? I guess this is to have some ambiguous fanservice with Retto because she spent too long in it and starts feeling dizzy. Can’t think straight. Get your mind out of the gutter! Though Retto won’t tell anyone about this, Momoka notices that Retto’s H-energy is rising. She is glad that boobs aren’t the only potential for that power. And yeah, that TV show apologized for the fake research… The panties stealing Kiseichuu turns up in school to do her usual. This time Retto helps Kirara in chasing and crushing it. If not for Kirara vouching for him, Retto could’ve been mistaken for the panty thief. Later, Kirara goes out shopping with her friend. So need advice to buy some lingerie, huh? So that night she enters Retto’s room with this new sexy lingerie. So this is a sorry excuse to increase her H-energy? Okay. Whatever. As she sleeps close to him, this brings back memories of one of those innocent young days. Retto saw Kirara’s cute sleeping face and wanted to kiss her but she woke up and caught him in the act. Yeah, that face was priceless. In fact, she allowed him to kiss her but that shy boy backed out and gave lame excuses. Yeah, Kirara not amused. She was so disappointed! Kirara then realizes her boobs are being groped. Is Retto turning into a hentai monster now?! Oh, turns out to be Sora. Wrong room again, huh? Oh well, Kirara better get back to her own room then. And Sora continues to sleep in Retto’s room. Maybe they should just switch rooms. As Kirara rues this lost chance in her room, she accidentally releases her H-power that blows another hole in the ceiling! There goes the lingerie she bought too. What a waste… Anno isn’t mad at the hole in the ceiling. It just shows how great her potential is!
Episode 4
Looks like the Kiseichuu queen knows there are too many humans to eliminate. But her underlings have a plan and that first step is to eliminate Super HxEros. Now we see Maihime getting captured and tentacle raped by one. Turns out to be a wet dream because Runba is licking, uhm, down there… We get a peek in Maihime’s daily school life. She has low self-confidence because she claims she has no talent in anything except sensing H-energy. Well, if she always keeps comparing to her more talented and super popular tomboyish childhood friend, Chiya Houya. Chiya has given some good advice to Maihime but how far will that go? Until a Kiseichuu attacks the school. Maihime goes into action and gets tentacle raped! Luckily she manages to get out because of the dream this morning. Thank goodness for that wet dream? Then she realizes all the tentacles are students turned into one and one of them is Retto. Maihime then shoots a blast to destroy the Kiseichuu. This means all the students return to normal. Except for Retto, why is everyone girls?! You bet Retto still has to run for his life! Chiya has seen it all and notes that this is what Maihime is good at. Back home, Momoka does some prank that spills juice all over Maihime. Then Runba comes and starts the erotic licking… I swear this is going to be her ero running joke… But the highlight is Kirara stumbling upon a porn book on the floor. Turns out to be Sora’s and she’s very embarrassed to learn Kirara has learnt her dark secret. Of course Kirara isn’t such cold hearted person and understands everyone has a secret or two. Until Sora is ready to reveal, she promises not to tell anyone. Sora feels better but wants to make it even. Now that Kirara has seen her embarrassing moments, Sora wants to do the same. So she sketches a naked Kirara? Oh well. We win this one too! What’s this? She’s drawing an erotic manga of a threesome with Retto?! Erotic dreams put on hold as the Kiseichuu alert is sounded. Yeah, this time they are attacking Sora’s favourite bookstore. Thanks to Kirara’s motivation, Sora is able to power up and fight back with no shame. As Kirara leads the bookstore clerk away, turns out she is a Kiseichuu in disguise and kidnaps Kirara. She is brought to the queen who will use her as bait to lure the rest of Super HxEros and eliminate them. Only then they can proceed to their next plan of castrating the entire human race!
Episode 5
You bet Retto and the girls are going to save Kirara. But without them as a whole, how are they going to get their H-energy? Not sure about Momoka having the girls give their panties to Retto… Nothing happens… As Kirara is being held in a Kiseichuu’s underground nest, thankfully she manages to feign being horny and deal with that stupid Kiseichuu to break free. It is then she stumbles into a cat girl? Actually she is Chacha, the firstborn princess of the queen bug. She explains she is ostracized and imprisoned ever since because she is different from the rest. Now that she has come to know a lot about the human planet (especially, porn, uhm, I mean soap opera…), she wants to bust out of here too. It seems Chacha’s uncanny ability is to release pheromones that make it easier for other species to feel that H-energy. That power starts welling up in Kirara before she cuts it off. So what gives? Something about that feeling called embarrassment. This makes Chacha confused because it is how humans reproduce so why so shy about it? She thinks Kirara should be more honest with herself. The nest is under attack as our Super HxEros barge in to save Kirara and strut some of their H-energy moves. Kirara and Chacha’s moment ruined when a Kiseichuu takes Kirara as hostage. She even badmouths Chacha for trying to help a human and if she wasn’t the queen’s firstborn, she would have been killed a long time ago. With Kirara taken hostage, Retto can’t do anything and gets captured too. But gee, they’re kind enough to let them talk. This includes Retto telling her not to be ashamed of her H-energy. More flashback of when they’re kids. You think young Kirara is raunchy but is just tricking Retto into asking her for some candy. Where’s the sexual connotation in that?! Anyway, this leads to Kirara believing that she had those feelings once and had she still had them, she would have definitely lived a more (ero) life like having her own boyfriend and doing all the usual (ero) stuffs. This power is enough to break Kirara free! Enough to crumble the entire nest?! I don’t know how fast Kirara explained to Retto because he went in to save Chacha. Everyone is out safe and Chacha has mimicked Kirara’s body. This busty version of hers is trying to rape Retto???!!! Despite destroying the nest, this doesn’t mean defeating her mother queen. Hence Chacha is here to stay and will help retrain their H-energy.
Episode 6
Chacha is introduced to Anno and despite showing her mimicry form, he is still suspicious. Until Kirara had to embarrassingly say she can help with their H-energy and cue for clumsy Chacha to somehow pull down her pantsu. You convinced now? Okay. But looks like she’ll be staying at the dorm. Next morning, we see some pseudo sex between Kirara and Retto. Turns out to be Chacha mimicking Retto and I suppose Kirara can’t take the heat. So she wants Chacha to mimic Runba instead?! I hope she isn’t into beastiality. Later, because Retto won’t tell his H-energy source, Chacha uses another power of hers to merge their bodies together. This means Retto is now one with her and can feel the exact same sensations. You know what this means. That’s right. First up they visit Maihime’s room. Doggie molests her so good that it sends Maihime to seventh heaven! OMG. ‘Runba’ sure got the touch! Next is Momoka. But Momoka wants Chacha to mimic a busty version of her to see what it looks like. Then Chacha helps Momoka in doing exercise and you bet all that physical touching sends her into orgasm somehow. Next is Sora. Since she is drawing sexual poses, not sure how she ended up in one. Lastly it is Kirara in the bath. Something steamy is going on here… Until Retto realizes this is not the kind of H-energy he wants. Because he wants to do it on his own effort. With this, he separates from Chacha. But Kirara thinks they are in cahoots and too bad for them, looks like the dorm has another hole. Boy, that’s a lot of H-energy stored up there. On another day, after defeating a Kiseichuu, Kirara is splashed with weird liquid. Because of that, her state of mind regressed into that of a child. Not just any child because remember how flirty she is? Yup. Flirty Kirara can’t stop being cheeky with Retto. You making everyone jealous? One point she isn’t wearing bra so Retto thought of having her wear bandages to cover up. But this has her tease him even further and letting sleep in her boobs. Even a hint that they can do some bondage play. Retto panics and ends up tying her up in some bondage position even if he didn’t intend it. At this point, Kirara returns to her normal self so she tries to brush everything off by giving excuses that she was just acting to see their reaction. Wow. Best acting ever, huh? Oddly, she hears the voice of her young version telling her to be honest with herself.
Episode 7
It seems a Kiseichuu has been giving people the best dreams that they refuse to wake up as they continue sleeping. So I guess our HxEros team is baffled that nobody is coming to school. Chacha explains about the Kiseichuu doing this and that currently their queen is missing and that’s why the race is disorganized now. HxEros head down to the Kiseichuu’s base and after a mean mocking by Momoka, the Kiseichuu puts them to sleep. We see Retto’s dream. Kirara teasing him about kisses and all. But the best part is when he has got a harem of Kirara of different ages! He definitely doesn’t want to wake up from this one. Of course Chacha enters his dream to wake him up and promise that doing it with the real Kirara is way better than this delusion. With that, Retto gets ready to wake up. However it seems the Kiseichuu is done in by Shiko Murasame and Moena Wakakusa, HxEros from the Tokyo branch. When they spot Chacha with Retto, they immediately set sights to target Chacha. Despite Retto’s explanation that Chacha is on their side, they won’t listen. Retto will not give up so Shiko decides to play a game to see whose tenacity is greater. Whoever spills out their H-energy first loses. This means both of them engaging in some lewd hentai molestation game… Yeah… Retto looks like he is going to lose it so Chacha manages to break free and bites his neck. Did he turn into a vampire? Worst. Beast mode!!! Faster and stronger, he makes Moena orgasm first!!! Now Shiko can’t break his stranglehold. Some flashback about the emotions she held inside. Blah, blah, blah. Not interested. Can we just see her tits?! In the end, she also orgasms. Now she’s pretty tame compared to her badass first appearance. Wanna bet she’s now interested in Retto? But then another Kiseichuu pops up to attack them. Oh no. They’ve run out of H-energy juice. Are they done for? Don’t forget the other HxEros girls who have awakened from their slumber to defeat it. Of course ultimately it is Retto who saves Shiko once again. Mind the lewd position. In the aftermath, it seems Momoka and Moena know each other since they’re from the same middle school. Moena notes Momoka is still the same. At least the boobs part. The Tokyo girls back down for now but they aren’t giving up yet. And by that I take it as they’re referring to Retto, right?
Episode 7.5
WTF?! Did we fap too much that we forgot the story and hence the need of this recap episode?! Oh wait. This anime has a story???!!!! Oh well, never hurts to fap again…
Episode 8
Ever since, there is this little devilish Kirara AKA Dark Kirara following and lecturing Kirara about doing sexy stuffs to Retto. Because only she can see this, whenever others see her ‘talking to herself’, they think she is all stressed up. Poor Retto, he thinks Kirara is taking it out on him when in actual fact she is trying to fight off Dark Kirara. Though, Dark Kirara claims that all her actions are Kirara’s own doing and she is just an embodiment of her dark desires. Retto leaves school and bumps into Shiko waiting for him. She is here to apologize for hitting him the other day. Also, she asks if Kirara is his girlfriend. Not really. Wow. Look at how happy she reacted to that. She hopes they can be H-friends. You mean, friends with benefits? Nope. H-friends are those who help replenish each other H-energy. Okay. Whatever. So at home, Shiko tries to take sexy pics of herself. A distraction has her accidentally post herself in the nude and sent it to Retto! Oh dear. Next day, Shiko tries to give him her bento but here comes Kirara to stop their flirting. B*tch showdown? It ended before it even started since Shiko reminds her she isn’t even his girlfriend so why so defensive, b*tch? With Dark Kirara putting weird ideas into her head, Kirara pretends to go take a bath with Retto but gets assaulted by him in beast mode! Luckily he comes to his senses as he apologizes and explains this dangerous mode he turns into whenever Chacha bites him. She forgives him but accidentally shows him her ass. Is this a win or loss? Retto wakes up from a dream of Chacha telling him to give in to his physiological urges if he wants power! WTF?! Because of that, he is late for school so he grabs the only drink available on the table. Had Momoka been a little earlier to explain it was a sample sent by HQ to test this energy drink containing H-energy, oh well, we know what will happen. So as he takes a break, Shiko once more comes to bug him. No friends, huh? Oh, here is Kirara too. Because both girls accidentally drank the energy drink, both get drunk and it’s b*tch showdown round 2. This time fuelled with H-energy! Good thing the competition is karaoke. But everything else goes downhill from here. The girls dress up in cosplay as they fight to sing to get Retto’s attention. Yeah, even putting their mic in tantalizing places! Wow. Is Retto’s H-energy going through the roof?! 69%?! 300%?! UNMEASURABLE???!!! In the end, they get a hangover. Back home, Dark Kirara tries to put more ideas in Kirara’s head. However, she also reminds her about the promise they made that day. Has she forgotten? The promise to get them both together.
Episode 9
Time for a real beach fanservice episode. Anno drives our young HxEros to the beach so they can relax. Oh, don’t worry about leaving their base behind because Chacha and Runba are holding down the fort. I can guess what’s in store for our young ones here when they arrive at the beach called Hadakana Beach. Yeah… Oh, what’s this about being the first nudist beach?! Anyway, there’s a strange sea cucumber that squirts strange liquid. Yeah… One may be just odd but what if the entire beach is filled with them?! Now that the beach is contaminated with this little perverts, they retreat to the inn only to be told by the hostess that thanks to its invasion, it has driven customers away. You bet she has called the extermination and looks like they’re the Tokyo branch HxEros! We are also introduced to a couple of new faces of this Tokyo branch, Yona Ichogi and Touma Taiga. The latter seems to be quite a fan of Retto. Both sides join forces to rid of the sea cucumbers. So the only way is to squeeze them dry in hopes this will smoke out the real Kiseichuu behind this? Okay. But why do they have to squeeze it all out on their face or boobs?! I WONDER WHY!!! We also learn Touma wants to learn from Retto how to collect H-energy since he himself has low H-energy. The last time he saved his comrades is the reason why he is now his hero. Retto doesn’t know if he should take that as a compliment. But don’t look now because the Kiseichuu has rendered the girls immobile with pervy sea cucumber sucking all their H-energy! Retto’s goal is to attack the Kiseichuu directly so Touma could save the girls but since he didn’t realize a few sea cucumbers sucking on him, looks like it’s all up to Touma. Touma looks shy at first until he reveals his most efficient way of gathering H-energy is via voyeurism. This means he shoves Retto into a compromising position with the girls and this builds up his H-energy to blast away the Kiseichuu! In the aftermath, they enjoy their much deserved hotspring bath. No slipups here. Girls just watching the nice scenery while Retto witnesses quite a ‘scenery’ because if you’re wondering why Touma is always covering up not only to troll us his gender, but rather he has big nipples!!! HOLY F*CK! Retto got an erection!? Nope. Trolled us with that stray sea cucumber… More gay trolling because next morning Retto realizes his hand on Touma’s chest! Shiko and Momoka come in and get the wrong idea so they strip for him! Best breakfast ever???!!! Itadakimasu!!!
Episode 10
The gang now tour the city. But Shiko has a brilliant idea. Citing that touring in a big group makes them look like idiots, she suggests splitting into smaller groups and the one with the lowest H-energy gets to choose which group they want to be in. This is quickly shot down by the rest who don’t want to reveal their H-energy so they settle it via rock-scissors-paper. And you’ve guessed it, the plan backfires on Shiko since she is in the same group as Kirara, Momoka and Moena. While Retto’s group visit the owl café, Kirara’s group visit a sex shop???!!! Obviously Kirara is embarrassed. Shiko after watching her knows what this means. So she declares that she is going to really seduce Retto next time. Oh, there might be other girls after him too so better be on your guard. Retto’s group now visits the VR centre. Yona has Retto try a dating VR. Little does he know, she plans to strip herself before him and let him feel her! So Retto is wondering why the VR is so freaking real when he realizes he is groping Yona instead!!! Yona apologizes and explains this is her H-energy. Then she gets embarrassed and realizes Shiko tricked her because Retto isn’t a depraved dog who does pervy things to his girls. But she is still amazed the Saitama branch can still fight Kiseichuu without resorting to this. She hints she is envious of the girl who likes him.
After the groups part, Retto and Kirara get lost and bump into each other. So yeah, they take the train home. On the last train, Kirara realizes her hair accessory is missing. While she doesn’t mind, Retto goes his way to seek the train station’s help to get it back. As they walk home, curious Kirara wonders about the hair accessory since she doesn’t remember how she got it. Retto reveals he gave it to her as a proposal present. Flashback reveals he wanted to trick her by making her misread the word marriage for battle (its kanji is written almost similar) but Kirara was a cool cat and hinted more ambiguous stuffs and turned the table on Retto. Panicked, he then give the present to her but of course it backfired since she’ll take care of it. Now Kirara has realized she has been somewhat engaged all this time to him. Embarrassed? When something seems to stalk them, turns out to be a raccoon. Cheeky raccoon reveals the sex toy she bought?! Though Kirara blames it on Shiko and was supposed to return it to her. The panic has her H-energy increase and her clothes ripped! They troll us by showing us Kirara shoving Retto to the ground and make him sleep in her boobs. It’s just to hide from a passer-by. Kirara then hints she’ll give her confession answer to him after the last Kiseichuu is defeated. So if he falls for another girl then, she won’t forgive him. Is that a threat? But Retto’s panicking this time. More panic when he realizes it is already late and the only accommodation nearby is a hotel!
Episode 11
Time for some bad news. Yeah, the bug queen’s back. But first, after Retto defeats a Kiseichuu, he got stung before she dies. Is there a side effect? You bet there is! Because his dick turns into a weasel and runs away!!! Now I’ve seen everything!!! Retto has to quickly get it back or he’ll forever turn into a woman and never turn back! And yeah, this is where our usual fanservice comes in. The weasel runs around the dorm as Retto who is now fully a woman tries to go after it. The other girls don’t recognize Retto so he introduces himself as his little sister, Hiiro. This isn’t a lie as he does have a little sister by that name. The weasel weasels its way into the bath. I can see what’s coming. Hiiro is invited to take a bath as the girls want to know Retto’s weakness. Does that include who he loves? So with all the clumsy fanservice and all, finally he manages to stick the weasel back. And of course as expected when he transforms back into a guy, we all know what’s coming. On to some serious ‘plot’, on the news it seems Anno has been the first person arrested under some indecency law. However he left a new gear that allows the transformation into outfits that will not rip. Finally! This is only possible after experimenting using Chacha’s hair. More woes as a call from HQ claims that Super HxEros is disbanded and no one can live in the dorm anymore.
With everyone returning to their own home, Retto gets depressed. So much so Kirara ‘steals’ his gear and will only give it back to him if he cheers up. In school, Kirara’s friend hopes to ask Retto and his friends out to the fireworks festival because she too has someone she likes. So everything is set and on the day of the festival, looks like Retto is running late. Kirara excuses herself to the toilet but since it’s a long queue, she does it by the pond?! Oh yeah, Retto is there all bruised. What gives? Turns out he was trying to stop a Kiseichuu but he forgot he didn’t have his gear. He knows the Kiseichuu is going to ruin the fireworks and is hell bent on stopping this. Kirara is in a dilemma because didn’t HQ also ban their heroic activities? Retto explains the real reason why he joined Super HxEros. At first it was to avenge for what they did to Kirara. But then he realized that they are people protecting the romance of others. If he can’t protect that, how can he protect his? Sounds great to Kirara but cheesy to us. But that’s enough for Kirara to summon help from her Dark Kirara so that she could kiss Retto on his cheek and power up using the gear and turn that Kiseichuu into part of the fireworks. Tamaya! They are reunited with the rest of the Saitama girls who were also tracking down this Kiseichuu. They never planned on giving up on their justice. Chacha then feels the new governor’s face looks familiar. I bet I know who she is… Anyway, if you’re too dumb to figure out, Retto’s wild speculation is spot on because it could be a Kiseichuu camouflaged as a governor and enacted laws to disband Super HxEros and arrest Anno. Yeah. I bet it is. But better be safe than sorry since they’re going to meet her to make sure.
Episode 12
Because Chacha can only tell if a Kiseichuu is disguised as a human, it is a dangerous job for her. Hence they tail the governor all the way to her home. Yeah, the taxi fare is going to kill Retto’s wallet… Chacha disguises as a delivery person. As the governor answers the door, when their hands touch, it’s like Chacha gets hypnotized and soon she follows the governor in. Our HxEros can tell this is trouble so they rush in. Isn’t this trespassing? When they find Chacha, they also discover the mayor is her mother which also effectively means she is the bug queen. Her ability is to mind control others. Retto tries to attack but it is futile. She locks them in this room that is H-energy proof so struggle all they might, they can’t get out. Bug queen talks to Chacha about their goal in farming humans as cattle. Because they have always driven other races to extinction so with humans having high H-energy, they can feed on them forever. Meanwhile Momoka suggests an emergency tactic to increase their H-energy and bust out: An orgy! Only Kirara and Retto disagrees. Too bad, majority wins. Kirara’s only condition is to turn off the lights and let their imagination go wild. Yeah…
In the dark, Retto can tell Momoka is groping him. I mean, who has the smallest boobs?! He gets away so Momoka sexes up Maihime instead. Retto thinks he can use his nose?! WTF?! CAN HE?! Didn’t work but Sora got her ass sniffed… Dark Kirara is trying to teach Kirara how to masturbate?! Then here comes Retto clumsily crashing into her. Is this the moment we’re waiting for? Chacha is trying to escape but her mom won’t let her. Chacha claims she might not be a Kiseichuu or human but she is part of HxEros! Cue for our heroes to bust out of the room! Yeah, their H-energy is shooting through the roof (and walls) literally. We get to see them beat down the bug queen before she unleashes a giant octopus for our tentacle rape fanservice while she escapes. Retto and Kirara go after her. The rest stay put to take care of this tentacle threat but their H-energy is being drained. Don’t worry. Chacha bites them to turn them into beast mode! So much H-energy that the octopus explodes! Elsewhere, bug queen bites Kirara to hypnotize her. Then she forces Kirara on Retto. More fanservice? The only way Retto can snap her out of this is to explain how he prefers the tsundere Kirara. Because that Kirara is the Kirara he knows. Also, he likes her smile. And with that, she snaps out. The duo power up to destroy the bug queen once and for all. Too bad she realizes this is the H-energy she is looking for but gets done in by it. Retto wants Kirara’s answer since they’ve technically destroyed all Kiseichuu, right? But I guess she thinks he is pushing his luck and beats him up. A few days later, Anno is released and all charges against him are dropped. Better, HxEros team is reinstated and let the pervy ways of the dorm return!
Lust For Power? Lewd-icrous!
Oh well. I guess all of us didn’t fap enough and contribute enough H-energy to get another full season! So sad… But yeah, by most of our standards, we’ll be all dried up by now! Can we survive till the next ecchi fanservice anime hit our screens?! Anyway, the ending feels rushed and doesn’t really tie up anything. Like as though it just reverts everything back to square one and status quo. You know, our HxEros continuing to be a team and more ecchi fanservice waiting in store? With the bug queen gone, but because there is still HxEros, does this mean there are other bugs on the loose? Or is there a bug goddess somewhere? Oh well. It doesn’t hurt to have more H-energy on standby.
Basically there is no real plot whatsoever. What do you mean using the power of perversion to destroy evil bugs from the face of the Earth is a plot?! That is just an excuse and a stepping stone to set up tons of sleazy fanservice that the producers can think of! So are we not entertained, you horny perverts?! I mean, what kind of evil bugs harness the power of human’s energy of perversion as their fuel?! I say that is more of a flaw in evolution more than anything else and a convenient tool for fanservice entertainment! So to fight H-energy eating bugs, we use our H-energy to destroy them. That’s like fighting fire with fire. I don’t know. Seems like a far stretch to me. Using perversion to fight perversion should result in more perversion theoretically. But whatever. As long as it works, it isn’t stupid to begin with. Sort of. So there’s your ridiculous (and funny) plot if you can call it so.
Everything here is trying to scream fanservice because that’s what the fans want and that’s why we’re watching this in the first place. Although this won’t be the cheesiest fanservice anime ever, this isn’t technically one of the better ones either. But it’s the only heavily fanservice-y anime of the season so I guess we have to take what is given. You know how it is freaking blatant fanservice when HxEros does the Hulk effect by having their clothes ripped to pieces each time they use their H-energy. That is after all the fastest and most effective way for the characters to lose their clothes in a blink of an eye. Then cue whatever cliché fanservice that needs to be executed. So easy. It’s all for the sake of humanity and planet Earth!
Man, the clothing industry for high school kids must be booming and I bet the highest costs for the HxEros organization would be clothes compensation. No wonder our HxEros don’t even try to take off their clothes when they fight Kiseichuu. I know it is emergency but with their clothes being reimbursed all the time, you’d think there is no incentive whatsoever to lose them. If they only had spent their R&D funds to make clothes that do not explode upon using H-energy, that would be great. Oh, Anno finally found it via Chacha’s hair. A bit too late. Not that we care at this point. But I’m sure that our HxEros erotic energy is so great that even these new clothes will eventually reach its limit and explode. I guarantee. Back to square one again. More nudity never hurt anybody, right? Well, unless you don’t have a nice body… Heh…
Speaking of all the blatant fanservice, I believe there is the censored and uncensored version out there. Yes, those unholy light censors prevent us from getting a good fap each time we see. But if you know me, I watched the uncensored one because my imagination is so freaking superior! Many of the complaints are read regarding those unnecessary censors over lingerie. Bare tits and crotch areas are understandable. But over bras and panties too? I thought this is supposed to be blatant ecchi anime! Like as though they really want your money and to go out and buy the BDs. Oh well, definitely those BDs will come. You just need to be a little more patient. But hey, at least they didn’t censor the entire screen with that mocking statement of “Please wait a while…” or “Please use your imagination…”.
Ooohhh… The characters are so deep. Just kidding. Just as shallow as your ankle deep stream. At most, they try to play up something between Retto and Kirara. Childhood friends. Horny girl now turned b*tch. Nice boy still trying to be a nice boy but turns out to be pretty average for a main character. One day hoping his crush would regain his love for her, which isn’t very far from the way I see it. Keep waiting. One day you’ll get there. Because mind boggling stuff if the Kiseichuu could take away all of Kirara’s lust, it also took away her love? So it means that Kirara’s love for Retto is all about sex only, huh? I know lust and love are used interchangeably in some context but in this case, it just feels weird. So over time Kirara just replenished her H-energy which isn’t exactly her true love but with all those bonds and connection, those feelings of true love will finally surface? Bet on that it will happen. So Kirara being a b*tch is just part and parcel of the cliché that it is more fun watching a girl blush and resist accidental perverted situations (which she may come to enjoy) since it is too easy if Kirara was her young horny self. Busty mature Kirara to horny loli Kirara, we’ve got your preferences covered! Now just waiting for MILF Kirara…
The rest of the other characters are just mediocre. Especially when you think about it there are more females in HxEros team than males. Ironically males are the one who are hornier than their female counterparts so they should be more suitable to be part of HxEros, defender of humanity’s romance! But nope. These bunch of girls will do. They don’t have a deep story and in a way it is a good thing because you don’t need to invest too much in them except their bodies. Oops! So we have the energetic Momoka who has the smallest boobs and hence the need for her small boobs complex, Sora the ditzy sleepy loli who is also an erotic mangaka, the friendly Maihime who has some self-esteem issues and the series’ pet mascot Runba just in case we need some naughty dog action. So each girl has their own secret fetish and embarrassing activation mode so as to give us some variety to see their orgasmic face. That enough character for you?
On the Tokyo side, we have Shiko who is Kirara’s rival for Retto because we need somebody to up the game or else Kirara will never get anywhere, and the couple of other Tokyo girls I can’t remember since they don’t really stand out. The more girls the better. It’s a numbers game when it comes to harem genres, right? My prediction that Touma was going to be a girl disguised as a boy was off. Can’t have it all straight fanservice. Need to have some gay moments too… Now I can see why the lack of guys is making many of the female characters fall in love with Retto. Finally there is Chacha as the new addition who doesn’t contribute much either except when the time calls to initiate some cheeky fanservice. It’s like they need to show that not all bugs are bad.
I don’t think we really care about the Kiseichuu side because their appearances are usually short and bizarre. Is it to somewhat reflect a bug’s short life. Anyway, what I’m trying to say is that it is as though the series is trying to give these Kiseichuu bugs some sort of personality with at least all of them that have appeared actually have a name! Not that I remember their funny names anyway. But I suppose it is to show that they are more than just soldier bugs and despite their very short appearance, they still can do some pervy damage to our HxEros. Wow. Imagine billions of bugs all having their own unique names. How to remember? You don’t. Then when they die, it’s over for them. You forget them forever. RIP, Kiseichuu warriors. Is it me or do I notice all the Kiseichuu are females? Maybe for these aliens, there is no concept of gender but for us watching this ecchi series, they sure hell look a lot feminine but with bug-like features. On a trivial note, I thought there was a missed opportunity to call the Kiseichuu as In-sexts. Damn…
Talking about the action parts, it is one of the paltry moments of the series. Because the worst parts are how many of the Kiseichuu just stand there or do minimal action to get wiped out. Uh huh. Like as though they got the script that tells them to just do nothing so that our HxEros can pull off some weird sh*t move to take them all out. After all, nobody cares about these bugs in the first place despite having names. And since they’re going to die and never be seen again anyway, let’s just make our heroes look good! There’s your explosion effects too. As for the HxEros, it’s not that their special moves are memorable anyway. Because we’re just waiting for the moment their clothes rip and that’s all that matters. We’ve got your fanservice, we’ve got your power fights. What more can you ask for?! What’s that again about a good decent story?! Don’t make me laugh. Indecency is the theme of the series! Still waiting for Retto to pull off some amazing dick move! Seriously.
The art and animation are pretty standard although some scenes look a bit choppy but it isn’t a huge detriment to the overall. Produced by Project No.9, there is a bit of art style trademark that you might see in other works of theirs such as Momo Kyun Sword, Watashi Nouryoku wa Heikichi De Tte Itta Yo Ne, Netoge No Yome Wa Onnanoko Ja Nai To Omotta and Shironeko Project: Zero Chronicle. Also to note, the Kiseichuu designs feel a lot laughable than anything menacing. Well, I understand the genre this series falls under but it feels like somebody made bad cosplay designs on bugs that were outright rejected and poor women who needed the cash had to force and wear them out in public. Uh huh. That is what it feels like. I think they’re supposed to resemble closely to typical villains in sentai series but the more Kiseichuu you see, the weirder the designs are. And for our HxEros, their uniform I think it’s also supposed to take after the sentai genre but it comes off more of sexy fanservice. Who designed this sexy sh*t?! Is the sexy circus in town right now? Oh well, better than fighting naked? I don’t think we have a problem with that too :-).
For the voice acting, it is hard to really separate Yoshitsugu Matsuoka from his stereotypic role as Kirito. As Retto, one cannot help feel that he sounds like the high school sentai version of Kirito. I know he has other iconic roles too like the titular character in Shokugeki No Souma and DanMachi’s Bell, as long as he doesn’t try to differentiate his voice, this trademark voice will always be associated with Kirito. And so in this anime he is Ki-Retto. Sorry, bad pun. Other seiyuus I recognized are Ai Kayano as Mai Hime, Miki Shinichiro as Anno, Kikuko Inoue as the bug queen and Rikiya Koyama as the narrator. There are other veteran seiyuus I noticed making their short cameo as the Kiseichuu-of-the-episode like Ayako Kawasumi, Mai Nakahara and Shizuka Itou.
The other casts include Ai Kakuma as Kirara (Rossweisse in High School DxD), Sayuri Yahagi as Momoka (Suzu in Seitokai Yakuindomo), Yuuki Kuwahara as Sora (Tooru in Kobayashi-san Chi No Maid Dragon), Lynn as Shiko (Jennifer in Kandagawa Jet Girls), Natsumi Takamori as Moena (Mei in Another), Yuuki Takada as Yona (Aob in New Game) and Ayaka Ohashi as Touma (Momoka in Sabagebu). The opening theme is Wake Up HxEro! by Burnout Syndromes featuring Yoshitsugu Matsuoka. A pretty cool song if this was actually for a sentai or action hero series. At least the song has this feel to hype you up. The ending theme is Lost Emotion by Ai Kakuma. Not as epic as the opener and it sounds a lot generic especially with all those weird (and annoying) synthesizer sound effects in the music.
Overall, don’t expect much from this series. We came for what we came for and got what we wanted. That’s it. No confusing stories to worry about and no deep characters to relate to. Just the explosive bug genocide action and tons of clichéd by pleasing fanservice. So simple and uncomplicated that it’s even made for you strict moral police out there! Heh. But anything more than all that, you’ll have to prowl the dark web to satiate your porn addiction. I won’t be surprised if there is a bootleg porn version of this series, though. At least only in this anime is where perversion and horniness are being put to good use. One day, fossil fuel and even renewable energy will run out but hentai energy will always be eternal! Never under estimate the power of horniness, the greatest lesson ever learnt from this series! That’s right, people. Sing it again once more. Keep protecting love, everyone is a hero, wow oh!
