Are you tired of the samsung skin and all proprietary bs Samshit shoves up your mouth? Do you want an interface with the glorious material design? Is your phone just too slow? Well, you came to the right place!

Before we start

Your phone WILL need to have at least two of these things:

1 Headphone jack

2 SD card slot

3 Removable battery

4 AMOLED display

Also 2019 samsung phones are the last that can use this method

The steps

Put in the biggest SD card your phone can take (if no SD card slot, physically desolder the flash chip from your phone)
Make sure you have a new battery installed (this is where a removable battery is handy)
Burn your old battery and bury its ashes in a forest
Download 6 pictures of Matias DuARTe on your phone
Replace your stock charging cable with a braided one
Root your device and install a stock android lancher and an app that gives you more ram (you can't sue me if you get a virus and your DuARTe fanart gets leaked)
Use Google assistant to do everything for a week
After a week has passed, reboot your device

Congratulations!

Your phone should have pixel experience and gcam installed on android 12! A Sexsung upgraded from a Shitsung should have at least 10 years of updates and get new android versions 5 months earlier. Now go online and brag about how your phone will be faster than the iPhone 13 and still have ports.

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