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Philanthropist MacKenzie Scott, former wife of Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos, says that over the last four months she has donated $4,158,500,000 to 384 organizations across the country and that she expects to donate more in the coming year. What do you think? “Doesn’t she realize donating to charity has like a zero percent return on investment?” Dot Leonetti, Solitaire Champ “No good deed goes unpublicized.” Albert Durant, Egg-Based Artist “Ugh, imagine being that rich and having it be ruined by your conscience.” Timothy Slaughter, Unemployed
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