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101 Short Jokes Anyone Can Remember
Updated: Oct. 26, 2020For when you need the laughs to come fast.
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus. These are the funniest jokes about all 50 U.S. states.
Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?
He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them. If you got a laugh from this, check out these other math jokes.
Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?”
Because every play has a cast. If these short jokes are cracking you up, make sure to read through these 9 jokes that research proved to be funny.
Helvetica and Times New Roman walk into a bar.
“Get out of here!” shouts the bartender. “We don’t serve your type.” Check out these coffee puns for a while latte laughs.
Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road. I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”
Once my dog ate all the Scrabble tiles. For days he kept leaving little messages around the house. If you want something more visual than these short jokes, take a look at these daily life cartoons that prove life is funnier than any stand-up routine.
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Control Freak.
Con…
OK, now you say, “Control Freak who?” Don’t miss these other hilarious knock-knock jokes.
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There’s no menu: You get what you deserve. Everyone can relate to these working from home memes right now.
A woman in labor suddenly shouted, “Shouldn’t! Wouldn’t! Couldn’t! Didn’t! Can’t!”
“Don’t worry,” said the doc. “Those are just contractions.” These funny jokes can help you defuse any awkward work situation.
A bear walks into a bar and says, “Give me a whiskey and … cola.”
“Why the big pause?” asks the bartender. The bear shrugged. “I’m not sure; I was born with them.” Sick? These doctor cartoons will help you laugh through the pain.
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards?
He was just going through a stage. If you laugh at these dark jokes, you’re probably a genius.
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
He just needed a little space. Don’t miss these other science jokes every nerd will appreciate.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything. Here are some more of our favorite chemistry jokes ever.
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What does a nosy pepper do?
Gets jalapeño business! Cracking up at these dark jokes? You’ll also want to see these funny animal memes.
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How do you keep a bagel from getting away?
Put lox on it. If you like these short jokes, check out more funny puns here.
Why don’t Calculus majors throw house parties?
Because you should never drink and derive. These bird puns will quack you up.
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What does Charles Dickens keep in his spice rack?
The best of thymes, the worst of thymes. Check out the favorite hilarious jokes of famous comedy writers.
What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?
Thanks— I’ll never part with it! If these short jokes are cracking you up, here are some dad jokes that will make you laugh out loud.
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What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta. If these short jokes are giving you a laugh, here are more dumb and funny jokes.
What do you call a pony with a cough?
A little horse. Found that short joke funny? Get a chuckle at these corny jokes.
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What do you call a magic dog?
A labracadabrador. Don’t forget to read some of our favorite dog jokes.
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Why did the frog take the bus to work today?
His car got toad away. These daily life jokes will give you even more to laugh about.
What do you call an apology written in dots and dashes?
Re-Morse code. For more short jokes, here are 21 anti-jokes you’ll actually find funny.
Once my dog ate all the Scrabble tiles.
He kept leaving little messages around the house. Celebrate National Tell-a-Joke Day with these 25 corny jokes.
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked at me surprised. Make sure to remember these 25 clever jokes that instantly make you sound smart.
How do poets say hello?
Hey, haven’t we metaphor? If you’re a word nerd, here are 20 grammar jokes that are hilarious.
How many times can you subtract 10 from 100?
Once. The next time you would be subtracting 10 from 90. Don’t miss 36 more math jokes that will have you cracking up.
I got my daughter a fridge for her birthday.
I can’t wait to see her face light up when she opens it.
I poured root beer in a square glass.
Now I just have beer. If these short jokes aren’t enough, read up on witty bar jokes anyone can remember.
Why aren’t koalas actual bears?
They don’t meet the koalafications. Like animal jokes? Here are 17 horse jokes you can’t help but laugh at.
How do you throw a space party?
You planet. Don’t miss these physics jokes every science lover will appreciate.
What do you call a train carrying bubblegum?
A chew-chew train. Try these other silly jokes for kids.
Talk is cheap?
Have you ever talked to a lawyer? You’ll probably be able to relate to these working from home cartoons right now.
Two artists had an art contest.
It ended in a draw! If these short jokes aren’t making the work day go by faster, try these work cartoons to help you get through the week.
I have a fear of speed bumps.
But I am slowly getting over it. Here are some dog memes you’ll laugh at every time.
What did one traffic light say to the other?
Stop looking! I’m changing! People that get a crack out of short jokes will also appreciate these one-liners.
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven ate nine. These love and marriage cartoons are hilariously accurate.
What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?
Envelope. Check out these pizza puns for supreme laughs.
How do you count cows?
With a cowculator. Need a break from short jokes? These funny photos will crack you up.
Why is England the wettest country?
Because so many kings and queens have been reigning there. Check out these bread puns for the next time you want to loaf around.
Where does the sheep get his hair cut?
The baa baa shop! These Pokemon puns are too funny not to laugh at.
Where do fish sleep?
In the riverbed. These animal cartoons prove that animals are funnier than humans.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear. You can’t help but laugh at these summer cartoons.
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek?
Because he was always spotted. Now that you’ve learned 101 new short jokes to share with your friends, take a look at these cat cartoons that all cat lovers will appreciate.
