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If I could have a superpower, it would be the ability to watch people workout and then absorb their health benefits
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I’m taking a week Twitter break so I’ll be back in approximately 33 seconds.
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Who the hell makes their own doctor sign an NDA?
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A brief update on the flu shot:
The precise risk of getting the flu from the flu shot is:
It *cannot* happen.
Ever.
Period.
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Good evening friends!!! Check in time!! Tell me how you are today. If we normally chat, I need an update. If we don't normally chat, introduce yourself!
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I wonder who is going to play the fly on SNL
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Buying books would be a good thing if one could also buy the time to read them in. Schopenhauer
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If you could cast one vote in a race you’re not eligible to vote in, which would it be?
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I’m going to have to go to bed early again tweeps! I keep falling asleep while holding my ipad. So a quick trip to take the pups out for a potty break & then hopefully straight to sleep! Love you all! 
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Do you think you truly ever get over your first love?
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Do you feel as safe today as you did 4 years ago?
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In the early 1600’s, witches allegedly stole penises and kept them as pets. It’s sad how many traditions we just let die.
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Zoom is not good enough for a presidential debate but good enough for a lifetime appointment...
Got it. 
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Prayers for all of you, everything will get better
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That didn't last long. My Dad is back in the hospital. He fought COVID. Now he has Sepsis. Prayers are welcomed.
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Happy birthday dear
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Jane Parsley 
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Today is my birthday. I've been locked down since March, haven't seen anyone but one friend and my two sons, both masked up, and ONCE my grandchildren.
The isolation gets to me.
Friendlies, somebody give me some love.
May peace come to your heart. So sorry.
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My brother just died.
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We must seek not to build walls, but bridges.
We must seek not to clench our fists, but to open our arms.
We must seek not to tear each other apart, but to come together.
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Democracy isn’t the objective; liberty, peace, and prospefity are. We want the human condition to flourish. Rank democracy can thwart that.
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Kelly Balser, 50, nurse at Morton Ranch High School in Katy, #Texas died from #COVID. Their family is a pillar of the community. Her husband & daughter teach at the same school, and her husband coaches the wrestling team. #TrumpKillsTexans
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I'm on Instagram as @mikeanderson453. Install the app to follow my photos and videos. instagram.com/invites/contac
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Make no mistake: if you are out of work, if your business is closed, if your child’s school is shut down, if you are seeing layoffs in your community, Donald Trump decided today that none of that matters to him.
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Who was the first musical act you ever saw in person? For me it was Jimmy Buffett in 1974.
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That right
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I'm not adding the year 2020 to my age.
I did not use it. It doesn't count.
I'm holding at 60 until further notice.
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I'm no political scientist, but I don't think a president building a fort around the white house while threatening to cancel an election is really where ya wanna be, democracy wise.
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The best job ever? Sleeping Beauty at Disney World. You just lay down all day. If anyone bothers you, it’s like excuse me, I’m working here.
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I started investing in stocks: beef, chicken and vegetable!
One day I hope to bouillonaire!
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This big boy was in my yard today. What a handsome fella!
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America is literally dying from stupidity.
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Put up a pic of your cat and tell me its ( probably stupid ) name and I'll tell you its fortune.
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