(On a train)
Man A: (Looks at seat next to Man B)
Man B: (Looks at bag, removes it from seat.)
Man A: (Sits down with legs a bit wide open, forcing man B to squish against the window)
Man B: (Silently rolls eyes)
Man A: (Sweats profusely because he knows what he’s done but changing it would inform man B that he knows what he’s done and that makes him seem to have done it deliberately)
Man B: (Clears ...