It's a shame
You know it's such a shame
Here I am - looking down
Stuck inside a frozen frown
When I coulda been a clown
It's a shame
You know it's such a shame
I'm all alone in a lonely crowd
Me'n my dick just hangin' out
When I coulda been a clown
It's a shame, it's a shame
It's a shame, it's a shame
Funnier than legless lepers singing "Born to Lose"
Funnier than Jesus crucified in high heel shoes
Funnier than Adolph Hitler butt fucked by baboons
Funnier than obese babies popping like balloons
Funnier than masturbating midget residue
Funnier than the Pope's penis being barbecued
Is the goofy sense of humor
That you never lose
Even though your drunken daddy
Loved you like a bruise
...on your big toe
...and on your ear lobe (is ear lobe funny?)
...and your spleen and your gizzard
...and your butt ...lots of bruises on your butt
...and bruises on your nose and your forehead and your knee and your pinkie finger ...BRUISES ON YOUR PINKIE FINGER! HOW ABOUT THAT!!
Story:
“So now you know my little secret. I think I could have done it. I really think I could’ve …but …I wouldn’t have been one of those happy clowns …I hate happy clowns …I’d be a sad clown …a droopy clown …a clown with class.
…okay, I know, …I blew it …I’ll never make it as a clown …but, hey! I can still give you a little treat. I’m gonna tell you my clown name …are you ready? TAA TAA! Presenting THE GREAT TWEEDLES! Cool, huh? You see when I was a kid, my brother and me, we called ‘em our tweedles …our dicks, that is. We called 'em our tweedles.…
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