Does anyone else feel like every time FA reaches another million submissions, we enter some kind of new era, like it's a new decade or something? Everything began with 3s for so long and now we're in the 4s, if we had to fill in forms there'd be a couple of weeks transition where we'd keep writing 3 by mistake. Y'know?

... Or is that just me?

In any case the threeties were pretty sexy, they're gonna be hard to beat.

It occurs to me I need a miniature Jym plushie of which I can take photos in the mouth of various fursuits.

... Anyone know where I can get something like that?

Candy cane, hamburgers, little muffin pies,
All these things from your mouth to your eyes,
They'll fill up your gullet and make you feel in a good mood,
Easily buy yourself enough food.

I'll do the meme closer to the con, it's still like 4 weeks away guys, seriously.

Some news has come up tonight on a more personal level that really puts my problems in perspective. Geeez, don't sweat the small stuff guys, seriously.

But thanks to everyone who did show a concern and didn't just go OH GOD THIS COULD AFFECT MY ROOM PLANS. Seriously guys, you'll get your room, geez. c.c

I SWEAR TO GOD, my upcoming trip to North America started out with utmost positivity, everyone was laughing like OH JYM, YOU DA KING OF CRAAAZEH, and I'd say, don't believe the hype, see it for yourself, IN NORTH AMERICA.

But THEN CAME THE NEWS. BBC News to be precise, let me link you to numerous pages that are SLOWLY DESTROYING MY SOUL.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/in_depth.....no/default.stm The ash cloud is of concern to anyone flying to or from or around Europe at the moment. For anyone who isn't aware, if there's ash, you can't fly, foxes don't get to AC, dem's the rules. The worst seems to be over but it keeps coming back and no one can be 100% until they're on their flight.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/10130274.stm NEXT IS THIS. YES. I, like a FUCKING GENIUS am flying with British Airways. The current strikes are due to end on the 9th June, which is alright because I'm flying on the 23rd but you never know when they'll call more. Again I won't be happy until I'm on board.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/news/business.....cy/default.stm THIS ISN'T EVEN FUNNY. And while I'll try and refrain from suggesting it's a direct result of NICK CLEGG SELLING HIS SOUL, it's a problem because I have a hotel to pay for, so I can't buy when it's high, I have to pay whatever the rate is on the day.

All this is keeping me suitably concerned about my trip, but chances are everything will turn out fine.

But then TODAY. THIS. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertai.....s/10139846.stm

I swear to god, I am seeing them in Toronto on the 3rd July, I'm flying home on the 4th July, rescheduling isn't an option, them tickets cost a FORTUNE and even if he does recover in time what's the betting he'll be walking around stage like he's got a metal rod up his back?

ARGH. Any one of these stories would be a concern for my trip, but ALL OF THEM? AARRGH.

See you in June guys. :D

I CAME SECOND IN THE KARAOKE CONTEST.

Next stop, ANTHROCON IN 6 WEEKS TIME OH GOD JESUS ARGH.

CON SEASON BEGINS NOW.

GOODBYE FOREVER.

Yes yes with con season approaching fast I've thrown out the old red and yellow twirler. New for 2010, do you think you can handle my INCREDIBLE RAINBOW STYLES?

(Refresh where appropriate)

Vin Buizel.

It's true! I haven't thought of a name for it yet but it's shiny and grey and I contacted a scientist who said it's easily worth $5,000/oz. With this information I got in touch with the Queen who said 'Clearly it's more valuable than platinum, but it's not as pretty as gold, and for that reason, I'm out.'

Still I am hopeful for future investments so I can finally afford to get out of this GODDAMN FANDOM.

PS. Leaving the fandom forever guys.

PPS. Best banner ever.

FURTHERMORE I am now a goose. See profile picture.

Thankyoo. n.n

WHY DIDN'T YOU IGNORE IT? :@

I have struck a deal with an American investment company to fill my hotel room up with Americans.

The development will come as bad news to Danza, who never responded to my questions about sharing the room.

PS. Danza, want pizza this weekend? Them vouchers are about to run out. c.c;

EYES are part of your FACE.

THIS HAS ALREADY BEEN DONE.

I'M NOT GOING TO LIE. I need people to share a WEEK OF MY LIFE WITH. Will it be YOU?

I'm thinking about getting a room at the Westin while I still can, but with no one to room with it'd be a very short-sighted plan so WHO'S JOINING ME? SAY YOUR OWN NAME NOW.

ADVENTURE UPDATE: I totally got a room at the Westin and ideally I'm looking for 3 or 4 people to share it with. If you are interested in sharing the joy then let me know, though I am still open to the idea of having a room to myself and building a fort out of the two beds. One so elaborate the maids wouldn't know where to start.

I suppose as one of the most prolific artists on FA I aught to join in on this latest fad. Feel free to be bruitally honest, I know my art is only nearly perfect.

PRO:
1)I like when you draw _______________________.
2)I wish you drew more _______________________.
3)I wish you drew more fanart of these series/characters:_________________
4)I wish you did more original art of these characters:_________________
5)I love how you draw ________________________.
6)If you were to do a comic of/about ____________ I would be soooo happy!
7)If I could get you to draw anything I'd get you to draw ___________________.
8)My favorite part of your work is __________________________.

CON:
9)I hate when you draw _________________.
10)I wish you drew less ___________________.
11)Stop drawing ________________!

OTHER:
12)When I think of your art I think ______________________.
13)If I had to describe your work I'd say ______________________.

http://www.formspring.me/JymFox

DO IT. I may or may not answer with the ENTIRE TRUTH.

It has fursuits and the like!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5i5.....CDg&fmt=22

CHRISTMAS HAT IS GONE. Here are my plans for the New Year.

1. Foxes
2. Sniffings
3. Attend possibly 4 cons
4. Not be a German Shepherd
5. Use Twitter more now I've fixed my phone (I'm @jymfox)
6. Refuse to let Owl City grow on me at all cost
7. Sleeeep

THAT IS ALL. What are YOUR plans? :D (if your plans involve foxes tell me SO MUCH. OH GOD I saw a fox today it was SO FLOOF.)

YEAR.

I have destroyed the phone chain with my CHRISTMAS HAT. MUHAHAHAHAHAHA.

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

THAT'S RIGHT the huge announcement is CHRISTMAS CARDS.

You may remember last year I submitted a stunning Christmas card. It's fair to say they were reserved for the lucky and the cultural elite, but this year I'd like to send a card to every one of you.

Delivery of Christmas cards depends on TWO IMPORTANT RULES:
1. You are willing to share your ACTUAL REAL PERSON ADDRESS.
2. I do not run out of CARDS/MONEY.

Every card comes scrawled with hilarious and personalised foxes etc and is guaranteed to increase in value.

IF YOU ARE INTERESTED leave a comment here or send me a note and we can make ARRANGEMENTS. I'll be contacting some of you PERSONALLY so there's NO ESCAPE.

ALSO if you have cards and love of your own to share, let me know and you can have my details.

MERRY CARDSMAS.

Well, all you American types have to, I don't so THANKS FOR NOTHING.

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT TOMORROW. BE HERE.

THIS IS THE WORST DAY IN THE HISTORY OF FAAAA. :@