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Grey’s Anatomy has been on the air for ten years.  After doing some quick calculations, I have determined that this is ten years too many.  My diagnosis: Grey’s Anatomy is a flaming pile of garbage.

My wife, like a lot of women out there, is a fan of Grey’s Anatomy.  Or, as it’s often referred to, just “Grey’s”.  As in, “Did you see ‘Grey’s’ last night?”  “Oh my God, yes!  I can’t believe McDreamy!”  It’s disturbing.  How can anybody like this?  Anyways, Thursday nights can be a tumultuous time in the Hahn household.  The wife will quietly click to ABC at 7pm, and I feel my body shudder with disgust.  It’s the same thing every week.  Within a couple minutes, I can’t stop myself from insulting the show’s insipid formula of actors over-loaded with drama and emotion.  Then, one of two things happen.  Either my wife gets upset and goes to watch it in our bedroom, or I catch myself before I completely piss her off and I retire to a different part of the house.  It is physically impossible for me to watch the show without praying for Armageddon.

Grey’s Anatomy is an hour of over-acting, weepy doctors and nurses, and did I mention the drama?  The actors talk with constant sass and cattiness.  And, like clockwork, there’s that emotional song that comes fading in at just the right emotional moment.  Barf!  Then, to cap off this weekly crap-fest, Meredith Grey (played by Ellen Pompeo) comes in with a voice-over at the end of every show and wraps every stupid thing up from the past 60 minutes with a shallow, moronic soliloquy.  Cram it, Meredith.

Recently, I was very pleased to hear that they killed off Patrick Dempsey’s character, Dr. Derek Shepherd.  The character’s nickname was “McDreamy”.  More like McDouchebag.  I was so excited to hear about this McTragedy.  When I heard they killed off his character, I had a lot of questions.  Was it painful?  Did he suffer?  Gee, I hope so.

In early May, it was announced that Grey’s Anatomy would be back for a twelfth season, taking it into 2016.  One more question.  Why God?  Why?

McDouchebag... I mean, McDreamy. My bad. (Bob D'Amico/ABC via Getty Images)

The Blue Strawberry in downtown Cedar Rapids has been a fixture of the community since 2003. They're known for great coffee, delicious smoothies, excellent sandwiches and they even roast their own coffee beans.

But unfortunately, because of the current state in our world, it's time for the owners to make a transition. The decision did not come easy, and owner Wesley Bryant told me it was rather difficult.

Bryant has decided as of August 10th, 2020, to transition to an online store only. He told me, "In the world of COVID-19, this seems to best option for us. We have seen other downtown businesses go to a virtual workplace, which has resulted in less foot traffic through our establishment."

That means the "physical" location at 118 2nd Street SE will be closing, and downtown Cedar Rapids will be losing one of its most beloved early morning go-to spots. I'm super bummed, I love the coffee at The Blue Strawberry and I'm in there at least twice a week!

But there is some good news.

You can still get all of the fresh, handcrafted roasted coffee beans shipped right to your door. All you have to do is visit blue-strawberry.com to check out all of the delicious selections of coffee. They have plenty of choices with a wide range of flavors.

Bryant told me, "We've been selling our own coffee beans for a long time and we've recently seen growth in our online orders. Closing our brick and mortar location will give us a chance to really dedicate some time and attention to our online sales."

Bryant also hopes to see his coffee in grocery stores, churches, restaurants and other retail locations. He is also launching a subscription service that will deliver coffee right to your front door once a month.

I'm sad to see the physical side of The Blue Strawberry closing, but I'm excited for Wesley on the new adventure he is about to embark on.

For more information on The Blue Strawberry, you can visit this link.

How To Make a Camper Pie

Courtlin

Camper Pies

Here are some step-by-step instructions on how to make a camper pie.

Camp Chef, Home Depot

Get a Pie Iron

Get your hands on a pie iron. We prefer the round ones, like this one from Home Depot.

Courtlin

Gather Your Ingredients

  • Gather your ingredients. You will definitely need English muffins, butter, and non-stick cooking spray, but the other ingredients are up to you! Here are some of our favorites:
    • Pizza - Pizza sauce, mozzarella cheese, mini pepperoni
    • PB&J - Peanut butter, jelly
    • Breakfast - Egg Beaters (liquid eggs), bacon, ham, cheese
    • Taco - Cooked ground beef, onions, peppers, cheese

Carly Martin

Spray the Inside of the Iron and Put Ingredients In

  • Spray the inside of your pie iron with non-stick spray
  • Split your English muffin in half and lay each half on either side of the pie iron
  • Butter the inside of both muffin halves
  • Place all of your toppings on one side of the muffin
  • Courtlin

    Close the Pie Iron and Place Over Fire

    Carefully close the pie iron and secure it with the hook. Place the iron on the hot coals/wood, NOT the fire itself!

    Carly Martin

    Cook, Flip, Cook, Done!

    After a couple of minutes, flip the pie iron and set it back in. When you hear it sizzle, it's done! Remove the iron from the fire, open it up, and ENJOY!

    Courtlin

    Finished Camper Pie

    Here is one of our masterpieces.

    Courtlin

    PB & J Camper Pie

    The PB&J flavor gets a little (or a lot) messy, but TRUST ME, it's amazing!


    It was only just a dream, I guess... the game between the White Sox and Cardinals, originally Sox and Yankees, is now off according to multiple sources including NBC 5 out of Chicago. The move supposedly stems from logistical issues and not COVID-19, though numerous members of the Cardinals team recently tested positive for the virus.

    The Cardinals and White Sox were set to take the historic film-turned-real life field in Dyersville on August 13 before the decision was made to scrap it. It does seem the MLB is poised to bring baseball to Iowa as there appears to be plans for a game at the Field of Dreams in 2021 according to the Des Moines Register.

    If more info becomes available, we'll pass it along to you. In the meantime, logistic issues or not, the Cardinals remain doormat. Their four-game series against the Detroit Tigers this week has also been delayed as a result of the recent positive COVID tests.

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    These Movies Were Filmed In Iowa

    Universal Pictures

    Field of Dreams (1989)

    Ok look, I am a baseball fan. I am a Kevin Costner fan... I am a homer (pun intended) for all things Iowa... This is truly one of the greatest films ever. Emotional, funny, filled with legends and... filmed in Iowa. According to the Wikipedia write-up on the movie, the scenes of the Kinsella farm were taken on the property of Don Lansing in Dyersville, Iowa; some of the baseball field scenes were shot on the neighboring farm of Al Ameskamp. COVID-19 permitting, the real Field of Dreams will host a major league game this summer in August.

    New World Pictures

    Children of the Corn (1984 and 2009)

    Both the 'classic' 1984 movies and its 2009 remake were shot mainly in Iowa. Based on a Steven King novel, Children of the Corn (corn and Iowa will always go hand and hand) is one of the best horror flicks of all time. The 2009 remake was shot mainly in the Quad Cities. The original was filmed in both Davenport and later in production filming was moved to Lost Nation, Iowa.

    Warner Bros.

    Bridges of Madison County (1995)

    This iconic classic was filmed on location in Madison County, Iowa. Towns used iclude Winterset, and in the Dallas County town of Adel. The films stars true Hollywood legends Meryl Streep and Clint Eastwood. The film is based on a book by the same name written by Robert James Waller, who was on leave from his teaching job at the University of Northern Iowa at the time of its inception.

    Warner Bros. Pictures

    Twister (1996)

    One of the most iconic (and scary-realistic) storm films, Twister was largely shot in Iowa. I guess if anyone knows the impacts of actual Twisters, it's us! The climactic scene featuring that frightening F5 tornado was almost entirely shot around Eldora, Iowa, with the cornfield the characters run through being located near Ames, Iowa.

    Cinecom Pictures

    Miles From Home (1988)

    This less well (but star heavy) movie was shot 100% in our great state. The film was filmed entirely on location throughout Iowa. This includes shooting in Worthington and Cedar Rapids. Despite not being well known, the film taking place and being shot in Iowa makes sense as the plot centers around two brothers who, after being forced off their farm in the debt stricken Midwest, become folk heroes when they begin robbing the banks that have been foreclosing on farmers. It stars Richard Gere, Helen Hunt, Brian Dennehy and John Malkovich.

    Overture Films

    The Crazies (2010)

    A horror movie that took place (and was mostly filmed) in Iowa. This movie about a virus turning people into murderers takes place in the town of Ogden Marsh, Iowa. It was not filmed there however, because that town doesn't exist and was created for the movie. In reality it was shot in Lenox, Iowa which is far south and west and sports a population of 1,407 Iowans.