Walter Westinghouse went to town
He found a friend today
His friend was peeling ceiling wax as
He heard Walter say
Love me tender, love me sweet
Love me like I love my feet
Sit me down with Ezra Pound
But don't forget to eat
Or cause a country boy to cook
A carrot or a cake
But don't forget the feelings
Of a friend are hard to fake
He lives a life of April leaves
Respondent to the thought that
Often things you caught or bought
Were not the ones you sought
Now his December is a sender
Singing songs he knows
But all the words are cheese and please
And boy, I hope it snows
He buys the bacon and the achin'
In his heart is due
To overcoats and Quaker Oats
And if his wife should sue