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>>832165656
My wife only pegs me when I ask for it when my prostate is swollen and I need some relief for it. Why do you let her treat you like that? Are you a real bottom/bi/sissy type?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Jul 2020 13:30:26 No.832166304 Report

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>>832166243
i like being dominated by her

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Jul 2020 13:31:51 No.832166361 Report

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>>832165656
i wish i was you

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Anonymous Wed 15 Jul 2020 13:33:04 No.832166413 Report

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Tra to introduce her in these kink like a game

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Jul 2020 13:34:01 No.832166442 Report

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>>832166304
But why? What makes her so special, that you give her that authority?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Jul 2020 13:34:32 No.832166461 Report

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>>832166243
Fag denial

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Anonymous Wed 15 Jul 2020 13:35:22 No.832166484 Report

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>>832165656
/b/ you're not going to believe this
>be me
>walking to the gas station at 11pm
>want to buy a pack of smokes
>walk by a dumpster situated behind an Arbys
>catch a whiff
>smells like a dumpster... but also like delicious beef and cheese
>decide to investigate
>there are large black bags inside of the dumpster
>one is moving and has a hole in it
>reach in and pull out a large rat by the nape of its neck
>rat bro gives me a nibble
>toss him aside, I'm looking for a meal that matches the scent that attracted me in the first place
>bag is filled with empty drink cups and used napkins
>feel around some more
>paydirt.exe
>find a partially nibbled but otherwise perfectly wrapped Smokehouse Brisket sandwich
>begin eating
>so delicious
>get rock hard
>want to fuck the sandwich
>stick my dick in the sandwich
>cum immediately
>finish eating sandwich after finishing in the sandwich
>well worth the trouble
>buy my smokes at the gas station
fast forward to a week ago
>have trouble walking
>sent to neurologist
>diagnosed with ataxia
>get imaging tests
>nothing
>finally get a spinal tap
>diagnosed with rabies
>life expectancy at this point is about three weeks
i got a death sentence to stick my dick in a sandwich
don't be like me /b/, let the rats have the dumpster sandwich

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Jul 2020 13:35:37 No.832166493 Report

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>>832166442
i like her she has my body type and she is a keeper. oh and her pussy smell good

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Jul 2020 13:37:20 No.832166555 Report

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>>832166484
too long not going to read

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Anonymous Wed 15 Jul 2020 13:39:28 No.832166641 Report

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https:// boards.4chan.org/b/thread/832165656/my-gf-peg-me-im-forced-to-lick-her-pussy-everyday

I found what is basically a flashlight near a garbage pile near where I live. I took it home, cleaned it up, and while cleaning it I fingered the pussy. That soft wet feeling on my finger gave me a hardon. I took a shower and put my dick into it.

My question is: will I get an STD?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Jul 2020 13:43:08 No.832166822 Report

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>>832166641
not at all, stick your tongue in it

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Jul 2020 13:43:38 No.832166839 Report

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>>832166461
You might be right. I still don't let my wife control me like that. Cum once a week? More like once every 12 hours for us.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Jul 2020 13:44:30 No.832166875 Report

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>>832166493
Do you have to let her do that so that you CAN keep her? Is she a keeper? Or are YOU the keeper?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Jul 2020 13:45:50 No.832166937 Report

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>>832166839
yes its like those tantric shit, at first its difficulty but then it feels kinda good. try it

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Jul 2020 13:46:33 No.832166958 Report

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>>832166875
no i think its her, she's a keeper for others things other than sex

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Jul 2020 13:46:51 No.832166968 Report

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>>832166484
This is probably a shit post, but do rabies really give one a death sentence?

>>832166641
I noticed a
flip phone screen flashes white but never turns on
so I researched that. Later I realized that the cell phone had no battery (I wasted my time "charging" it). I should always try the simple fix first, such as "is it plugged in?"

Why am I so dumb?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Jul 2020 13:47:41 No.832166999 Report

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>>832165656
More of op?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Jul 2020 13:48:32 No.832167040 Report

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>>832166999
sorry only this, im searching the name

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Anonymous Wed 15 Jul 2020 13:48:44 No.832167051 Report

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>>832165656
Were you born a king or did she train you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Jul 2020 13:50:18 No.832167108 Report

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>>832167051
it all started like a kinky game for both

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Jul 2020 13:54:16 No.832167286 Report

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>>832166822
It taste bad, like a rubbery taste as the flesh-like material is kinda deteriorating. Otherwise the experience of tucking it seems significantly better that using my hand or some DIY fleshlight.

Damn I love science, that man can essentially replicate a pussy out of inanimate material. Thanks chemistry/material science! All I have to do is add water and I'm good to go.

Plus I don't have to worry about the stupid bitch that the cunt is attached to!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Jul 2020 13:57:00 No.832167421 Report

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>>832167286
*experience of fucking it

Fuck you autocorrect which also tried to change this sentence to say:
Duck you autocorrect.

Quote from The Residents: "there's no better feeling than a hardon."

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Jul 2020 13:58:35 No.832167492 Report

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>>832166968
Depends how early you catch it. The treatment is FUCKED though, you need a lot of fucking injections for some reason.

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Anonymous Wed 15 Jul 2020 14:04:47 No.832167762 Report

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Anonymous Wed 15 Jul 2020 14:06:42 No.832167853 Report

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>>832167286
*flesh-like material was kinda deteriorated

>>832167421
>The Residents
https://genius.com/The-residents-mark-of-the-male-lyrics
--->
There’s no better feeling than a hard on. I guess the closet thing is the feeling of holding a gun. But instead of being cold and rigid, it’s a gun made out of hot meat, your own flesh and blood. It’s warm and it tingles and somehow it’s hard and soft at the same time and it’s yours and it’s your power it’s your gun. And what do you do with a gun? You shoot it. You look for a nice target, you take aim and you squeeze the trigger and that fucking gun goes blam! There’s nothing like it. I guess the only thing that would make it better would be if you could put another bullet in it And just shoot that fucker again. Oh well, nothing is perfect.

>>832167492
I wonder how long an STD can survive on a surface. Maybe the guy who threw it out had no STDs.

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Anonymous Wed 15 Jul 2020 14:07:11 No.832167876 Report

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Anonymous Wed 15 Jul 2020 14:08:09 No.832167930 Report

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Do you realize that if you had the blessing and humble pride of being married to your sex partner you wouldnt have to go to degrading measures to enjoy it?

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Anonymous Wed 15 Jul 2020 14:08:33 No.832167947 Report

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Anonymous Wed 15 Jul 2020 14:10:41 No.832168055 Report

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>>832167930
its not degrading for me
i like it

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Jul 2020 14:10:44 No.832168057 Report

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>>832165656

Ask me if I care.

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Anonymous Wed 15 Jul 2020 14:10:46 No.832168058 Report

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>>832167876
Man I wish there was more photos of this chick.

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Anonymous Wed 15 Jul 2020 14:11:12 No.832168078 Report

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>>832165656
here

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Anonymous Wed 15 Jul 2020 14:12:03 No.832168119 Report

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>>832167853
>goes blam!
Just like I rape girls like POW!

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Anonymous Wed 15 Jul 2020 14:12:37 No.832168148 Report

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Anonymous Wed 15 Jul 2020 14:16:29 No.832168327 Report

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Anonymous Wed 15 Jul 2020 14:17:24 No.832168377 Report

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>>832166968
>This is probably a shit post, but do rabies really give one a death sentence?
If you actually get it, yes, incurable and fatal. But shots soon after animal bite (or sandwich fucking, if that were a thing) can prevent infection from developing.

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Anonymous Wed 15 Jul 2020 14:19:06 No.832168449 Report

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Anonymous Wed 15 Jul 2020 14:25:03 No.832168709 Report

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Anonymous Wed 15 Jul 2020 14:25:10 No.832168713 Report

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>>832165656
Who is the fat nip in your pic?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Jul 2020 14:27:04 No.832168791 Report

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>>832168709
That is one beautiful titty

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Anonymous Wed 15 Jul 2020 14:28:13 No.832168840 Report

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>>832168791
indeed

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Anonymous Wed 15 Jul 2020 14:29:02 No.832168872 Report

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Anonymous Wed 15 Jul 2020 14:30:23 No.832168928 Report

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>>832166968
>do rabies really give one a death sentence?
when the virus is in the nervous system it's always fatal
rabies can only be treated before it reaches the nervous system
always go to a doctor when you got a bite from an animal
the rat bite killed this faggot, not the sandwich stuf

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Anonymous Wed 15 Jul 2020 14:32:24 No.832169016 Report

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Anonymous Wed 15 Jul 2020 14:33:29 No.832169071 Report

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>>832168872
Did your spine not develop in the uterus?

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Anonymous Wed 15 Jul 2020 14:34:11 No.832169096 Report

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Anonymous Wed 15 Jul 2020 14:34:47 No.832169125 Report

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>>832166484
Rabies pasta is new true story inbound pasta. Fucking losers

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Anonymous Wed 15 Jul 2020 14:39:04 No.832169333 Report

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>>832165656
say his name.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Jul 2020 14:41:14 No.832169436 Report

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>>832165656
How do I get a girl like that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Jul 2020 14:42:17 No.832169489 Report

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>>832166484
>Be at line in a DwayneReed drug store on Roosevelt island.
> Guy in front of me engaged in a full conversation with cashier holding up the line.
> Cashier asks the guy of he has any kids and he says "no I'm just practicing" the whole line erupts into laughter.
> One guy pats him on the back and says "I'm gonna steal that one". Like walked onto the set of a bad sitcom FML.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Jul 2020 14:43:10 No.832169530 Report

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>>832165656
How does ur gf pools like?

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Anonymous Wed 15 Jul 2020 14:43:26 No.832169546 Report

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>>832169436
find this body type. its a question of patience and luck

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 15 Jul 2020 14:45:35 No.832169670 Report

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>>832169333
Reverse search give nothing

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Anonymous Wed 15 Jul 2020 14:47:43 No.832169773 Report

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>>832169333
Jesus Christ, The Son of God

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Anonymous Wed 15 Jul 2020 14:51:14 No.832169943 Report

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>>832165656
lucky bastard

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Anonymous Wed 15 Jul 2020 14:53:29 No.832170058 Report

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>>832169333
Donald Jehoshaphat Trump

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Anonymous Wed 15 Jul 2020 15:32:36 No.832171795 Report

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>>832165656
sauce?