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Please let this be my tweet that goes viral

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7月13日

I went to the principle's office because the length of my skirt was insufficiently considerate to a hypothetical horny person trying to learn! Do not even START with me until at least 100,000 young men have DIED OF BONERS.

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The only thing that’ll keep 14 year old boys from having erections in the classroom is...to keep them out of the classroom. Don’t see anybody saying boys should be kept out of school.

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Or simply segregate them by gender. I know I would have done a hell of a lot better in school if I wasn't so easily distracted by a classroom filled with pretty girls! Hot teachers also have that same sort of an effect.

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My client, a 15 yr old girl, was told shirts had to cover her collarbone so it wouldn’t distract the boys.

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Ah yes, the notoriously collarbone-focused eroticism of teenage boys

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I was in kindergarten and dressed myself. I wore a tank top and shorts. They made me wear a big baggy shirt the rest of the day.

KINDERGARTEN?

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The school once made my 5 year old niece wear her jacket all day because her below-knee length tank dress was apparently distracting. Yet the boys can wear tank tops. But also, who the hell is eyeing a kindergartener??

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This has now been retweeted by more than the number of people who went to high school with me (3500)

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Is that a thing people say?? Holy shit.

Ravyn Sinclair - COMMISSIONS OPEN

The preferred word is "distraction" but we know what it means

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1) Back in high school I wore a shirt that was SUPPOSED to be modest but on the way to school the top buttons popped. So it wasn't by the time I got there. And I had ample assets by the time I was 13. I just figured whatever, my tits weren't popping out and my bra wasn't showing.

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2) At the door the VP stopped me and tried to give me DETENTION and send me home because of my shirt, and honestly I'm really glad of my initial response was loud and angry. "Excuse me, my eyes are up HERE." A whole bunch of people went quiet and I got to go to class.

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There are so many overlaps between not wearing a mask and not understanding how consent works it's infuriating.

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who says that?

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As a former 14 year old boy, NOTHING stops those boners, and, really, anything starts them. Sleeveless, short skirt? Pfft. Pants rubbing, voices, stray thoughts, a breeze, off we go. Might as well punish puberty.

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I concur. But you *could* stop boners in the classroom by not having the boys be in the classroom. They'd have bus boners and hallway boners and home boners, but no classroom boners! (Note: I am not proposing that this be done.)

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I’ve been sent home for wearing a regular tee shirt and jeans because “my assets could be a distraction” but when I wore the baggy clothes the teachers suggested I was sent home for them being too baggy. I could not win.

I had one teacher suggest I bandage my chest down.

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Morgan ''No Cops in Schools'' Le Slay

Did you burn it all down? Follow-up: if so, what type of accelerant did you use?

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There was a tweet going round about a teacher who was terrified she would get covid and the school wouldn't enforce masks because there was no law, and someone in the comments pointed out that's never stopped them enforcing dress codes :-/

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My daughter was made to change into some other pants provided by the school because her shorts were too short. They really weren't. Oh, she was in the 4th grade.

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I was forced to wear oversized sweatpants and a sweatshirt that was kept in a box in the principal’s office at my middle school when I was in the 5th grade because my shirt showed “too much cleavage.” I was 10 years old.

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Boys get boners over weird stuff, not just looking at people. I wish schools would stop blaming girls for natural unconscious body responses in boys. Boy bodies are just developing and seriously, it JUST HAPPENS SOMETIMES and isn’t this why giant binders were invented?

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As a trans dude "binder" has a different meaning for me and for a hot second I was like, "I don't think that's going to help the boners."

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i had a male teacher tell me to wear a bra once. i was literally wearing a turtleneck and mom jeans and he tried to dress code me for indecency and i???