>>101656438Excusing me, Maurice, but are you not looking where I am looking? There! Over there, behind these big black bushes! ... Don't give me that look, Maurice, you know of which I am speaking-- the feet! The royal feet! I told them they are not to be touched, but did they listen? No! And now all of my subjects are flip-flopping about like bozos, blowing the loads and manning the horns! Splurt splurt splurt, all day long, never giving their king the attention he needs like a needful king's needy needs! Don't they know who I am!? You agree, yes? Of course you do! Come, come, Maurice! Rub my hairy body-- I'll give you a cookie if you do, yes?"
"What? Am I long in the face? How amusing - you amuse me! Ho ho ho, listen to my amusement! But seriously, you know I like to keep my feet clean - you should know! How long have you known me? Hold that thought - I am explaining to you why I am so very LONG, ha-hah! Yes! I ordered one of my many loyal and loving servants to scrubby-dub each and every one of my royal toesies with the groovy green beany-paste we found near the sewer drains and... well, now everything is groovy, wouldn't you agree, Maurice? Come on, come-- hide in these bushes with me! Watching all of these freaks amuses me, what with their going and coming. I think it is time for me to go and come, too! HAH! It is a play on words, yes, Maurice? But seriously, I think I might explode."
