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>>226962I kept watching waiting for the funny part, but the funny part never came.
was funny part supposed to be the loud noises?
[–] No.226969>>227028
>>226967I think the poster finds it funny to make people play that garbage with headphones on. God damn it.
[–] No.227028
>>226969>>226967greek backseat gaming and the dude getting progressively more and more angry. idk i just find it funny. Guess the volume took some by suprise, sorry about that i guess.
[–] No.227391>>227405
This was the first SNL clip i ever watched and somehow nothing else from their popular videos wasn't that funny.
The only two other vids i can remember now:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=naLaZijShMwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZ3VjKaf498[–] No.227620>>227621
>>227433>normgroid humor followed by crab humorFuck this gay site
[–] No.227621>>227622
>>227620Post some truwiz humor please
[–] No.227623>>227624
>>227622Russian cocksucking troll.
[–] No.227672
>>227622i cant believe an open crab thread lasted so long in 2016
[–] No.227675
>>227622evidence that wizchan 2019 is actually not that bad as people say
[–] No.227917
This is all retarded.
[–] No.228399>>228401>>228414
>>228397Some Russian dude scratches his balls and some urnalist is hype he got the footage.
Don't really see what's funny but whatever.
[–] No.228414
>>228399Not necessarily funny, he was speaking with his gf on the phone or some shit, just shows how much they give a damn. Not just a dude, it's kinda relative to congressmen US
[–] No.229895>>229903
https://vk.com/video-43901086_456242864Who got the eightgrader pregnant? (Russia)
[–] No.229903>>229933
>>229895Some Russian version of Jerry Springier?
[–] No.230672>>230673>>230706
>>230670Why Russia is so god damn depressing..
[–] No.230673
>>230672long winters little sunlight
[–] No.230706>>230712
>>230672they got the worst of both worlds. They got western culture and they are poor.
[–] No.230712>>230759
>>230706Lol Russia is not western
[–] No.230759>>230760>>230762
>>230712same degenerate culture man. Just look at them. Russia is a fucking shithole. Like no wonder they have one of the highest sucide rates in the world and there's alot more negative things then just that. What im saying is that their a worse version of the west. They got a similar shit, miserable and degenerate culture as the west and difference being that their piss poor aswell. They got the Worst of both worlds
[–] No.230760>>230847
>>230759respectfully speaking, i dont think you argued your point, you just stated some assertions
[–] No.230761
>>227169that has to be the dumbest thing i've seen since our guv'nr came thru town…
wtf it might work against a complete mental cripple with no fingers but…
[–] No.230762>>230847
>>230759>highest suicide rate in the world>there's alot more negative then just thatNothing negative about that tho. Radical antinatalists and enemies of the life cult are always welcome.
[–] No.230809
>>230795Surprisingly good in some parts.
[–] No.230847
>>230760yes you're right i didn't explain why or go into details on the viewpoints i hold of russia. I could go into it but in the end this isn't the political thread so Let's just not get into it to much.
>>230762 I feel like you're being a bit to naive when you say that. They dont sucide because they necessary hate life they might hate themself and what i find sad is that it takes alot for a normal person to sucide. Alot of pain and alot of suffering to push them over the edge. It's sad that it is that way and for every person who sucides there are many more who feel miserable but arn't quite there yet and maybe never will be. Doomed to live out their miserable life till they die eventually. Im glad for those who are finally free from the nightmare but sad that they had to go threw so much to get there
[–] No.231075>>231078
>>231074Then post something you find funny so I can say it's not funny.
[–] No.231080
>>231079that's because you need to be intelligent to understand Garfield.
[–] No.231248>>231252>>231269>>231270
>>231228The KKK looks like a fun place there.
I would enjoy hating a group of people as passionately as they do, but I'm finding myself unable to make my attempts stick:
I'm at least 1/16 Jew, so that's out.
Hating blacks and Arabs for their inferiority doesn't seem to be justifiable, and even if it was, chimpping out about it would make me significantly less respectable than them.
You can always hate on the rich, but I can't help but feel I'd be coming from a position of envy.
Politicians - they don't care about personal freedoms - lean themselves to getting hated very well, but hating them I'd just move further away from being a well-informed citizen able to engage in the political process. And that's a demeaning feeling I don't want to have.
Currently I try to enjoy hatred towards drugs, drug dealers, drug firms, and pro-drug politics. Also gambling.
[–] No.231252>>231260>>231270
>>231248there is no hate in that video, you moron, This thread is for laughs, you mistook it for pol
[–] No.231269
>>231248You can hate yourself. I'm sure that would be easy.
[–] No.231270
>>231248>>231252The KKK is not about hate.
[–] No.231278>>231323
>>231268>that second videothat is more WTF then LOL
at least to me.
I strongly wonder if context helps but I doubt it.
[–] No.231298
The absolute state of wizchun
[–] No.231323
>>231278A depiction of proud finns frolicking thru the forest before the swede came to oppress them.
[–] No.231527
Best thing I've seen lately: ghetto dubs of Peanuts cartoons by MOSTOFFENSIVEVIDEO. I remember watching A Charlie Brown Kwanzaa ~14 years ago but I didn't know there were more until just a bit ago.
They're fucking brilliant:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJDviNv49m8mJP7mgJFuXrgUpeGlnQ3PR[–] No.232552
Post your favorite jokes.
[–] No.232554
Youtube poops aren't actually funny 99% of the time.
[–] No.232610
>>232595There was a lot of effort put into a very shitty pun.
[–] No.232620
>>232619I like that last one. Would make a good sticker.
[–] No.232685>>232716
>>232673bizarre humor but im sure people laugh at it, so i must be the bizarre one wtf
[–] No.232716
>>232685it's post-postirony dUdE
[–] No.232824
>>232817"Aw shit, I got eaten yo"
[–] No.232826
>>232825In the name of God, the Merciful, Compassionate:
I swear by this city,
And you, are free of restriction in this city -
And [by] the father and that which was born [of him]
We have certainly created man into hardship.
>[90:1-4] [–] No.232833>>233018>>233019
>>232825Nature is tricking us. If it was too good, we'd stop trying.
Only way to fix it is to hook ourselves up to pleasure machines, let robots do the work, and tell nature to go fuck itself.
[–] No.233018>>233019
>>232833Even if all humans were to die, inevitably another conscious life would emerge. This we are experiencing at this moment is hell and there is no escape from hell, there is only the illusion of death.
[–] No.233087
>>232979he is joking and all, but I don't and never did understand the appeal of new Doom games. I don't like anything about them, even though the first videogame I've played as a kid was doom and doom II and I loved those.
I find reviews for new doom very irritating as well, some of those retards say that ost is amazing and so metal, when in fact it's not and just electronic music. Whole game is mediocre…or maybe I'm just old to understand these new shooters, I dunno.
Video by Sam Hyde was pretty funny though
[–] No.233088>>233094>>233325
>>233086there is no audio volume control button on that site, what the fuck is this
[–] No.233094>>233325
>>233088The site is pretty rough and keeps getting their funding cut.
It is very much a work in progress.
[–] No.233266>>233271
>all this awful garbage
[–] No.233277>>233278>>233280
>>233271>>233240XDDDDD AHAH XD $CHAN MEME XD SO FUNNNY HA XDDD
[–] No.233281
>>233280dude, I said it was funny.
[–] No.233325>>235139
>>233307>literal fart humor >>233094>>233088>>233086I can't even get things to play without downloading them first. Though I hate jewtube and like the idea. I need more space to risk it.
[–] No.233331
>>233280this is a great image
[–] No.233486
>>233483dyam son, Sun Francisco has nice commie blocks behind
[–] No.233569>>233615
>>233533that tweet is legendary just like the working the marks one.
[–] No.234097>>234099
Funny thread is turned into unfunny piece of shit
[–] No.234101
I'm going to get revenge by acceleratin climate change. Climate change will flood AmeriKKKa with migrants and cause the water wars which will kill the nazis. To accelerate climate change I will buy as many imports from Asia as possible. The products shippe here will produce gigs tons of carbon dioxide which will acidity the oceans and melt the ice and choke the normies to death. I will consume consume consume. This is my revenge. Death by a thousand cuts under cc. I will make te normies suffer by contributing to consumerism. They will be killed by me. Each product I buy from Asia brings me closer to the fulfillment of my retribution I'm gonna kill them all. They will all be killed by Asian imports. In mine craft. God told me to do this. I am blessed by his holy was and I have the divine right to eBay this vengeance. The perpetrators of the crimes will pay for their sins. Amen.
[–] No.234102
>>234100Yeah, that one is pretty good too.
[–] No.234151
>>234149
that's not even funny, fuck you
[–] No.234186>>234194
>>234115That ending though
[–] No.234194
>>234186The ending is what makes it funny.
[–] No.234292
>>234223Funnier then the actual SNL is most of the time.
[–] No.234302
Old Spongebob is hilarious
[–] No.234820>>234827
>>234805>a 800 bucks dust gathererAnd I used to shake my head when a wiz here buys a daki or some other shit.
[–] No.234824
>>234823Well most of us have lived with our moms so we know that feeling.
Granted his case isn't the same but I think the feeling is the same.
[–] No.234827
>>234820What's wrong with spending money on entertainment? Yeah it's overpriced, but it's still something he enjoys.
[–] No.234835>>234847
>>234834Let me guess, mentally ill wiz using a voice pitch up filter to whine.
[–] No.234847
>>234835You don't have to guess, it's completely obvious from the video alone.
[–] No.234879
>>234877I feel like after a certain point they began hamming it up even further cause they knew people were making fun of it.
[–] No.235139
>>233325Yeah, I prefer shart humor as well
[–] No.235361>>235365
>>235341I never had a whopper that looked that bad.
[–] No.235365
>>235361Maybe the funny part is supposed to be that in their attempt to deflate Burger King's advertising lies, they themselves lie to promote their comparison.
[–] No.235555>>235559>>235561
Try to keep insults and Win2k20 hysteria out of the funny thread
[–] No.235559
>>235555Why do I get the feeling you only posted because you wanted quads?
Whatever,
back to the topic at hand.
Like fart jokes.
[–] No.235561
>>235555>Win2k20 hysteriaIs this an admin/moderation consensus about the state of the website or just your own opinion?
[–] No.236864>>236865
>>236853looks fake as fuck
[–] No.236865>>236870
>>236864I think the other ones are fake but I am inclined to think that the first one is legitimate. Why would he willingly subject himself to be mocked online and seen by his classmates acting in such a manner, even so far as to attempting to shove a remote up his arse? To me it would seem likely that this first video is a legitimate freak out and that the subsequent videos are a capitalization on the success of the first one. Maybe I am wrong.
[–] No.236870
>>236865I feel sorry for that guy, because I could easily have acted the same way that age.
Normie restrictions and demands get to me. At least they have no control over me anymore.
[–] No.238013
i don't get why this thread exists when you can just go /b/
[–] No.238437>>238444>>238448
it was a funny thread, my now it's turned into unfunny loud obnoxious shit
fuck u
[–] No.238444>>238448
>>238437This
What this thread turned into reminds me that I truly do hate some of the users here.
[–] No.238449
>>238433russian sounds like the Hamburgler
[–] No.238608
If anything we can use these threads to see the different kind of things that amuse fellow wizards
>>238301>>238302What's with Japan and Broly? Is it some meme?
[–] No.238752
> What It's Like to Wish You'd 'Never Been Born'
> i wish that i could've been born in the old days when succubi back then were very old fashioned, and real ladies as well which would've been a lot easier finding love back then with no trouble at all either. Today unfortunately most succubi are just so very horrible to meet, with no manners and personality at all when many of us single good men will try to start a conversation with a succubus that we would really like to meet.
average wizard's depression
[–] No.238780>>238837
>>238755why would you brush your teeth
before you've had a meal?
[–] No.238837
>>238780Dont feel like eating breakfast straight after waking up. Bad breath and bacteria growth from sleeping is normal. Not convenient to brush your teeth at work
[–] No.238874
is this the ultimate wizard? so much wizdom
"If we are here discussing Taylor's dating history then I'd go way back to 2009 when Taylor dated Lucas Till who was her co-star in her hit music video “You Belong With Me". But they dated for only a month from March 2019 to April 2019 because Lucas said that he saw her only as a friend.
Then Taylor dated the actor Taylor Lautner (they met while acting together in the movie “Valentine's Day". They dated from August 2009 til December 2009 and then Taylor Swift released her song “Back to December” in which she spoke of a guy who she dumped and described him as having “tanned skin" and a “sweet smile" and we all know that's Lautner.
Then comes John Mayer when they met in the summer of 2010 and then she told him through her lyrics “Don't you think i was too young to be messed with? The succubus in the dress cried the whole way home.”. And even i, a swiftie think that this was way too dramatic. They dated from December 2009 til February 2010.
Next is Cory Monteith, she told on Yahoo that her song “Mine" was about a guy “That i just barely knew put his arm around me by the water and i saw the entire relationship flash before my eyes.” The late “Glee” star Cory never confirmed their relationship but they both turned bright red when Ellen DeGeneres talked about them. They dated for only a month from April 2010 to May 2010.
After that Taylor dated Jake Gyenhall from October 2010 til January 2011. People really supported them both because they were a great pair. In the US Weekly the main title was “JAKE AND TAYLOR IN LOVE! From secret dates to private weekends with the parents - after just five weeks! Inside their sudden romance”. In her song “The Last Time" Taylor talked about an unreliable kind of guy because you never know when he's going to leave, you never know when he's going to come back, but he always does come back. “Put my name at the top of your list.” From “The Last Time" was about him.
Later from October 2011 to January 2012, Taylor dated the “My week with Marilyn” star Eddie Redmayne. But even now the 31 year old star is still denying their relationship. Their three month fling ended soon though.
After that Taylor dated Zac Efron from for a month from February 2012 to March 2012 while promoting their movie “The Lorax.”. Both deny the rumours though and Efron doesn't seem to be attached to any of the songs from “Red". The relationship didn't quite make the news like the one with Jake Gyenhall.
During an interview with Ryan Seacrest, Taylor said that her song “Begin Again" was about “when you've finally gotten through a bad relationship and you dust yourself off.” Taylor was dating 18 year old Connor Kennedy, from July 2012 to October 2012 and she sung about him in her single “Begin Again" when she said “I think it's strange that you think I'm funny ’cause he never did.”
So this one is my favourite and i still ship them. It's Harry Styles from One Direction. From the moment They stepped out together Harry was scrutinised by the media before they were officially a couple. But a few months after they had a rumoured fling in April 2012 she wrote the song “I knew you were trouble” and once they broke up she tweeted one lyric from her song “…til you put me down,” for the fans to know it was over. Two years later in her song “Out of the Woods” which is rumoured to be about Harry Styles, the song has references to their December Romance and the “snowmobile accident." The couple dated from December 2012 to January 2013.
Next comes Calvin Harris. The duo met through a mutual friend Ellie Goulding at the Brit Awards in 2015, and they immediately hit it off. The couple was a match made in Music Heaven. Spending July 4th Holidays together on the beach and celebrating their one year with a homemade cake. But all good things come to an end. In her music video of “Look what you make me do.” Taylor crawls out of a graveyard next to a headstone that says “Nils Sjoberg” which was psydenom she used in Rihanna and Calvin Harris's hit “This is what you came for.” They dated an year from February 2015 to June 2016.
And finally Tom Hiddleston from June 2016 to September 2016. Few days before her public break up with dance EDM artist Calvin Harris. Swift was seen dancing with Tom Hiddleston at the Met Gala. Then a few days later they were spotted sitting at the beach kissing and cuddling. After three months “meeting the parents and spending the 4th of July with the Swift Squad" the couple broke up and in her music video of “Look what you made me do” the male dancers behind Taylor were wearing shirts with “ I <3 TS" (I love Taylor Swift) which was a reference to the white tank Hiddleston wore on the 4th of July and he was trolled for it."
[–] No.238877>>238906
>>238731Regular ways to have fun with normgroids, huh. A thing I sometimes use is putting sentences from "Battle for normality.pdf" at any group where homosexuals were: They always look like having a sparkler between legs as they desperately screech at you.
[–] No.238906
>>238877post that pdf please
[–] No.239601>>239602
>>239600I like that he returns to his natural habitat at the end
[–] No.239602>>239603
>>239601a-are you calling him a monkey?!!!! that's racist!
[–] No.240502
>>240501This but unironically. Some people need to die.
[–] No.242633
>>242630I can't understand what the man is saying, damn it.
[–] No.242993
>>242627you russian posters have so weird sense of what is "funny"
[–] No.243424
>>242992They removed a lot of Brad Neely videos last year, and by them I suppose is Adult Swim.
[–] No.243471>>243472
This guy messed up his fire breathing gag—-
ImgOps > TinEye >
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Fire Eating Fail (He Turned to Dragon)
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links to
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