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Press ctrl-alt-delete, then press F2 when your dishwasher restarts. Log into DishOS using the root password, which is on the original receipt. Remember it's case-sensitive! If your dishwasher's Internet connection doesn't work, you may have to configure the proxy from your ISP...
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If you lost the receipt, the root password is also on the serial label, which is subsequently located on the bottom of the unit.
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"My dishwasher is on the internet!"
"Why is on the internet?"
"To download software updates!"
"Why does it need software updates?"
"To fix security vulnerabilities!"
"Why would it have security vulnerabilities?"
"Because it's on the internet!"
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Full disclosure: This is not original, I paraphrased a joke I read years ago. I do not remember the original author.
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Just hook up a fresh water to USB converter
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We used to call them , a wife.
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Included with Siemens dishwashers...
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This tweet wins 
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There's a mental image.
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To paraphrase Dr. Malcolm: "Your [technicians] were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they didn't stop to think if they should."
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He's even a Hammond!
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(... in my best HAL 9000 voice...)
"I'm afraid I can't wash those, Dave..."
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I was just having a conversation with one of my customers "Why the hell would you want to connect an instapot to the internet?"
Now I ask you.. Why the hell would you want to connect a dishwasher to the internet? I'll take my dishwashers with mechanical timers than can jam plz.
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Joking aside, I found some good reasons for internet connecting home appliances,
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HomeConnect appliances - home automation beyond gimmicks
One of the appliance brands we sell in our small business (https://roots.uk) is Neff (https://www.neff-home.com/uk/)and they've recently introduced "Home Con...
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same one i have 
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Well done for going to version 12 already, your socks are now more advanced than Windows!
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