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Scratched from the brain of Jesse Eisemann.
Wario is the uncontested bad boy of the Mario franchise. This is a guy who weaponized his own ass, turned gluttony into a superpower, and, canonically, very likely grew up an orphan by choice.
But let's take a minute to appreciate how much more heinous he could be, if unleashed upon other corners of popular culture:
Even fictional knuckles can go completely white.
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dsp100252
March 13th, 2020 • 13/03/20 • 4:08 am
This is what it feels like to reach the end of the internet and there is obviously no ideas left other than to get weirdly specific.
SKK
March 13th, 2020 • 13/03/20 • 4:34 am
6:30 AM Central Time and thisarticle's byline on Cracked's homepage reads "Hi, don't publish me until we can put a byline."
Brilliant...
Devils.Advocate
March 13th, 2020 • 13/03/20 • 3:14 am
................... Why?