Worst-Case Wario Scenarios IRL

Scratched from the brain of Jesse Eisemann.

Wario is the uncontested bad boy of the Mario franchise. This is a guy who weaponized his own ass, turned gluttony into a superpower, and, canonically, very likely grew up an orphan by choice.

But let's take a minute to appreciate how much more heinous he could be, if unleashed upon other corners of popular culture:

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dsp100252

March 13th, 2020      13/03/20 4:08 am

This is what it feels like to reach the end of the internet and there is obviously no ideas left other than to get weirdly specific.

SKK

March 13th, 2020      13/03/20 4:34 am

6:30 AM Central Time and thisarticle's byline on Cracked's homepage reads "Hi, don't publish me until we can put a byline."

Brilliant...

Devils.Advocate

March 13th, 2020      13/03/20 3:14 am

................... Why?

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