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Celebrities have to deal with some weird shit, just because they're famous. Overzealous fans, aggressive photographers, and just the general scrutiny that comes with living in the public eye. Some of them have had to develop some specific coping mechanisms to keep all the fame from driving them nuts. And sometimes those coping strategies are nuts, anyway.
For example:
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76 Comments
AresZax
February 13th, 2020 • 13/02/20 • 3:10 am
Gotta hand it to Robert Pattinson. #19 is a GENIUS way of getting an obsessed fan to leave you alone.
Whimsical1
February 13th, 2020 • 13/02/20 • 3:28 am
Chappelle was raised (eventually summers only with his dad) in YS. No relocating to some small Ohio village.
r0xo
February 13th, 2020 • 13/02/20 • 3:21 am
Kimmi Raikkonen (Formula 1 driver for you uncultured swine) liked to enter all kind of amateur racing contests with his friends and in order to not attract attention he would use the pseudonym James Hunt (also a legendary F1 driver) who was a bit of a hero of his. He would also make sure to wear his helmet as much as possible at these events and even wore full body gorilla suits. He would also wear these suits while partying with his friends on his yacht sometimes.
And for those that know his way of talking to the media, it is in part because he wants them to leave him alone (because he knows what he is doing). This did kind of backfire because now the media loves to get that footage.