http://boards.4chan.org/b/thread/819513747/trap-thread
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tv99_MPToA
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wait wait give me the coal that's not
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that's not the food I'm getting kidding
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okay dude there's no hottie just give me
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the food look literally chicken look how
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nice and beautiful what yep that's me
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eating a stone pickaxe so I have my
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friend tap out here install a mod enjoy
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my server only he didn't know what this
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mod did because I renamed it so I wanted
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to confuse him by slowly eating part of
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the world to see if he even noticed and
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then we would try and beat minecraft by
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only eating items like arrows swords
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boats no food was allowed YouTube says
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81% of you guys aren't subscribed to
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watching it's free so subscribe but you
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can always leave later I'll feel free to
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join my discourse server down below or
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I'll eat your minecraft but for real you
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can suggest video ideas there you can
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post memes you can annoy people like I
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do and then you can join the community
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if you want to post random things and
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interact with me I'll see you guys there
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welcome to Minecraft this is one play
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6.2 I want you to build me a small house
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next to this one however you wish though
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that works I guess
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dirt is decent honestly no but I did so
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at this point little did he know I would
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soon begin eating his house and he had
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locally oh that's a great house I love
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my bedroom oh yeah yeah that's a great
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house I like yeah I like it I respect a
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lot some more blocks your house for you
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there you go oh wait actually doesn't
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feed in my house I think marzo
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way can you put the : the furnace I
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think there's chicken somewhere ours
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cooking that's mine
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can you get me to fill out the funnest
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place oh yeah just the food oh thanks
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wait doesn't that's not the food can you
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give me the food of the furnace
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that's no give me the UM give me the
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cold I'm kidding okay wait you know dude
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give me just give me the food it's not
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hard to eat just give me the food look
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what hungry give me the call I'm hungry
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okay it tasted amazing either since you
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took a blow from my house I might I
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might eat some of your house you know
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let me just amazing oh we can even take
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some grass from inside let's take this
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you know I get some more help myself to
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this okay that that furnace wasn't like
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didn't taste like great you know we
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could do instead agree I might just um
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how am I supposed to a painting roof
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amazing need take off yourself
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eat the painting hold hold or no
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keyboard you know instead of like of
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having too many items like you know me
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you you would like burned if you're too
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much like darts you would burn out but
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now you can just you can just easily it
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sneezy way to consume the trash could
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you get me the could be a some food from
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that she plays all parfait there we go
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thank you that's gonna munch on this oh
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oh he's a good piece of food you love
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the tea
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- this - just wait for it monster saw
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this it's amazing it's a great flavor
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videos I'll let you go first you know
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the first Peter you taste so good it
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tastes
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oh you can I died from eating cactus
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nice wait as a ravine Oh Lord
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wait I wonder if I'm all God
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oops oh okay Jojo you know you could
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always own let's throw your pocket down
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you can like help yourself to some lava
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hungry you want to eat bedrock or do
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that's the best that's a tasty snack in
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the entire game oh yeah enjoy I hope you
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enjoy the flavors like a jawbreaker oh
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my god you actually get stuff for me too
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much Jesus my brain let's just finally
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end up horse lives and then we can eat
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we can eat the ender dragon that's fine
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alright wait for it and keep going is
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this way somewhere it's we all plenty of
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food we're eating good today I hate
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using his speed potion try not to eat it
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oh you actually did you ate the bottle
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nice very wet I wish I wonder whose
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direction it would be this way somewhere
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we don't find the ender portal only
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boats Oh God
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I will bow to my hands do you want to
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make I'll ask you make some boats
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alright show me some paper yeah yeah
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2000 years later oh oops oops it's fine
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your bike your bike way they should be
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here somewhere
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never happened nothing happened don't
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worry so good it's like right here
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somewhere
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oh wow really really close oh my gosh
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wait
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Oh
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wait no I I'm sure I found the portal I
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have to have found it surely I can't be
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that dumb
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it's here somewhere I was going that way
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now already enjoy the okay no no no no
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okay okay there you go try not to eat
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this one you know it's easy darkness
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easy whatever happens for now I'll give
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a yeah okay Oh video is a triggering
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youtubers or God you dig I'll eat the
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cob also there's no grind the Box in the
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way you did a couple there we go perfect
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we got this tube efficient process let's
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go okay we're going we're gonna kill the
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Ender Dragon and eat it minecraft now
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I'm just go straight down whilst eating
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the cob all I see view out to be right
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you know what I made the portal wait
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let's check the stronghold first let me
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stop here
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yeah we need items oh yeah dude wear it
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that's great oh you know some leggings
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you enjoy enjoy oh yeah although this is
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skeleton oh god are you ready for this
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I'm sure we can take that we can take it
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down with no items we can totally do
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this you know I should know let some you
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know hey there's my help
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take take some photos yeah easy the saw
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as well arrows is some more food you
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won't eat any of this you just eat it to
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kill the dragon you won't need it's fine
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what's that sound
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oh right we have to go go through I'll
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bet my pajamas you scare me okay wait it
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was this thing sir oh Lord are you Frank
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your flight type of flying Buddhist um
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that sounds like a you problem
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I really brighten nothing's happening Oh
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God just oh I gotta call you the Sprint
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I have I have no food
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oh wait I do have hours my food is going
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down I have no food okay it's okay we
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can do this we're gonna kill the dragon
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am I going to eat it egg much much much
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later oh oh oh oh oh oh okay we did it
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we did it now we will get our rewards
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and we will eat off these of the dragon
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we're gonna all you never died yes oh
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he's experienced
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can you eat experience or God oh yes oh
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you know how to play the game you're I -
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good game
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you know you do the honors of eating the
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dragon egg here we go
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oh if someone's gonna kill you just eat
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your stuff before they kill you easily
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the items do you have any final words
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for the people never eat a boat well I'm
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glad you enjoy being part of episode 2
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of hurting youtubers brains you're
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welcome my hair is actually brain I
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think I think that sums up the entire
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experience right there what'd you decide
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your heart is very brain
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