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Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2019 05:02:23 No.810966866 View View Reply Original Report

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what did you do today /b/?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2019 05:03:49 No.810966952 Report

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>>810966866
I worked, smoked some weed when I got home, and I've been stoned, browsing /b/

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2019 05:05:36 No.810967068 Report

Quoted By: >>810967138

>>810966866
work but it feels like death's bony claws are grabbing my shoulders. i feel the cold breath and i am pretty sure i am going to die very soon. i welcome it. i want to die but i'm afraid it will be slow and painful.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2019 05:06:56 No.810967138 Report

Quoted By: >>810967261

>>810967068
cool, tell me more.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2019 05:09:20 No.810967253 Report

Quoted By: >>810967461

>>810966866
I quit my second job and am trying to work out what to tell my partner

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2019 05:09:32 No.810967261 Report

Quoted By: >>810967355 >>810967401

>>810967138
i have chest pains. pretty sure i have heart disease or a blockage. i can barely eat and because i feel crappy it's hard for me to work. i keep thinking if i'll be able to tough it out if i start to have a heart attack. i want to just try and ride it out until i black out then die but i am afraid i won't be able to take the pain or i will panic and call 911

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2019 05:11:12 No.810967355 Report

Quoted By: >>810967580

>>810967261
maybe its heart burn.
why you no go see doctor?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2019 05:12:00 No.810967401 Report

Quoted By: >>810967580

>>810967261
See a doctor you nigger

Live for fuck sake

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2019 05:12:33 No.810967435 Report

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>>810966866
Worked on virtual machine projects

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2019 05:12:55 No.810967461 Report

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>>810967253
tell him you got fired.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2019 05:14:46 No.810967580 Report

Quoted By: >>810967729 >>810967887

>>810967355
>>810967401
i'm done. i want out i just don't want to stroke out because i live alone and have no friends. dying over the course of a couple of days paralyzed from a stroke is my nightmare. that's why i hope it's a massive heart attack that'll take me out in a few seconds.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2019 05:15:31 No.810967621 Report

Quoted By: >>810967826

>>810966866
>went to work
>stupid nigress boss who smokes too many cigarettes while being pregnant changed my schedule
>getting less hours now
>came home
>fell on my bed and slept like a baby
>woke up
>chatted some on .gg/shitpost

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2019 05:16:02 No.810967658 Report

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>>810966866
Played Code Vein and made chicken salad

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2019 05:17:24 No.810967729 Report

Quoted By: >>810967932

>>810967580
safe travels anon.
tell my nigga Harambe i say hi.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2019 05:19:08 No.810967826 Report

Quoted By: >>810967985

>>810967621
Bang the nigress

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2019 05:20:03 No.810967887 Report

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>>810967580
You're better than this. live anon God dammit
Get some help, fix your shit, see a psych
Don't you die on me faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2019 05:20:41 No.810967932 Report

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>>810967729
i miss this /b/ so much

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2019 05:21:22 No.810967985 Report

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>>810967826
Nah bro she's not even a good looking one. She might be in her 30s but she looks 50 from all of those cigarettes she smokes. Again, she's literally pregnant.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2019 05:21:54 No.810968023 Report

Quoted By: >>810968270

>>810967461
Job paid $34 an hour. If I say I got fired it will cause major issues and I will get called a deadbeat

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2019 05:22:15 No.810968043 Report

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gg/nJf4VJ gogo

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2019 05:22:46 No.810968079 Report

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Am engineer.
In my company, I have an innate ability to be personable, which means putting me in front of new customers. I hate it. But am good at it.
Just made it home.
Gotta leave again tomorrow.

Looking forward to camping this weekend to get away from the fuckies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2019 05:25:37 No.810968270 Report

Quoted By: >>810968744 >>810969640

>>810968023
why would you quit a $34 an hour job fagit!?
i would kill for that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2019 05:28:51 No.810968469 Report

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>>810966866
I took my mom to the doctor, I took her home, i went to my doctor's appointment, i went and visited some old shady friends on the bad side of town, i played text-footsie (for as long as i could stand it, and yes, she's worth the hassle) with one of my close friend's best friends I've been hooking up with. Then I called my friend and spent 3 hours on the phone discussing the trials and tribulations of our lives. Now I'm on /b/ in some faggots thread

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2019 05:28:56 No.810968476 Report

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I ate my cerea, Mr. Alien.
It's 7:30 am.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2019 05:29:28 No.810968510 Report

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Nothing...probation

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2019 05:29:56 No.810968537 Report

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I went to Home Depot for orientation and the hiring manager never showed up lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2019 05:30:53 No.810968591 Report

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just jerked off for the 6th time tonight

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2019 05:33:31 No.810968744 Report

Quoted By: >>810968910

>>810968270
I worked with people from a lot of traumatic backgrounds. Lots of molestation, rape etc. I started to lose sleep thinking about the shit they said to me about their lives

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2019 05:34:13 No.810968790 Report

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literally slept all day

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2019 05:34:24 No.810968802 Report

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>>810966866
Fixed your pic

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2019 05:34:38 No.810968811 Report

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>Went to work, worked with my favorite qt3.14 coworker
>Played some vaporwavey music at work which made it go by pretty good
>Got the number to the incredibly pretty girl that works next door to me.
>She's in a relationship but fuck it, I got her number now
>Get some subway after work
>Get a text from friends and got invited to go out on friday night at my favorite bar
>Came home to play vidya
>probably rub one out and go to bed

My day wasn't that bad

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Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2019 05:36:08 No.810968887 Report

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>>810968510
Same here bro

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2019 05:36:34 No.810968910 Report

Quoted By: >>810969421

>>810968744
Tell us more about those rapes and other shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2019 05:37:22 No.810968953 Report

Quoted By: >>810969348

>>810966866
Fed the animals

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2019 05:44:14 No.810969348 Report

Quoted By: >>810971599

>>810968953
nice!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2019 05:45:31 No.810969421 Report

Quoted By: >>810969519

>>810968910
No fap material to speak of if that's what you want. Most of it was them asking me why people would do something like that to them. Shit is lame and sad

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2019 05:47:15 No.810969519 Report

Quoted By: >>810970238

>>810969421
>Shit is lame and sad
Lame and sad will do

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2019 05:49:05 No.810969640 Report

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>>810968270
such nothing pay... like anywhere. sadly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2019 05:58:46 No.810970238 Report

Quoted By: >>810970895

>>810969519
As you wish. One of the people got molested daily by a close family friend in her youth. From what I could piece together I think it was either a buddy of her dad's or an older adoptive brother or some shit. Either way it was an older male.

All of her relatives are dead, she never had friends due to mental illness and the only person that she can remember clearly is the fuck that touched her. She is aware enough to know that he is the only solid memory from her childhood that she has and depending on the day she will either be grateful that she "hasn't gone completely nuts" or tormented that her only childhood memories are of that guy. She cries a lot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2019 06:10:50 No.810970895 Report

Quoted By: >>810971317

>>810970238
oh my, 34 dollars is still alot though.
i guess if you have to hear that all day it might be a little much though

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2019 06:18:34 No.810971317 Report

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>>810970895
It was most likely the best paying job I will ever have.
I would rather not get proxy ptsd and blow my head off though so I consider quitting to be a net positive.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2019 06:19:42 No.810971357 Report

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>>810966866
probed. and it's your turn to clean the probin' table.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2019 06:20:16 No.810971380 Report

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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=X-3535fb-U4

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Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2019 06:23:04 No.810971516 Report

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i.
don't.
know.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2019 06:24:46 No.810971599 Report

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>>810969348
Ya

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Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2019 06:26:47 No.810971705 Report

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>>810966866
Nothing. I did absolutely nothing and it was everything that I thought it could be.

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Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2019 06:27:06 No.810971719 Report

Quoted By: >>810971933

>>810966866
I was thinking:
Q: Is doing meth more pleasurable than any person's experience of sex or orgasm? (Assuming the person having the sexual experience is not also doing drugs or is high on drugs or alcohol.)
A: Yes, definitely
Q: What about cocaine?
A: Maybe, they are different highs through.
Q: What about ecstasy?
A: Yes.
Q: What about heroin?
A: Probably, but I guess they are different highs.

pic unrelated

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2019 06:27:45 No.810971750 Report

Quoted By: >>810971933

Worked, pondered the meaninglessness of my existence, now drinking.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2019 06:31:37 No.810971933 Report

Quoted By: >>810972193

>>810971719
*Maybe, they are different highs though.

>>810971750
How does rye taste different from bourbon and scotch? I think from my experience, bourbon is sweeter than scotch.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2019 06:37:07 No.810972193 Report

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>>810971933
Yeah bourbon is sweeter...
Drinking rum tho