The faces of the geth were pretty much the biggest thing separating them from non-geth. Stick a human face on that, give it five fingers, and take off the eva fins, and you got an EDI style bot.
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Meanwhile, I'll amuse myself with Mass Effect: Human Revolution, or as I like to call it, Badass: The Fanfiction.
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Sanity not included
So... what exactly is this 'camel-toe' you keep talking about?
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And learn the true meaning of horror.
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edited 12th Aug '12 8:45:17 PM by Tiamatty
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I like to think that the future of Mass Effect is like Red Dead: Redemption.
Shepard being sent to track down her old squadmates in exchange for a pardon/whatever.
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^^Okay, seriously, stop posting that darn picture, its fricking NSFW 
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Dragon did ask.
As for NSFW, I would argue it's not safe for anywhere. It's not safe for sanity. Gaze into it too long, and it begins to gaze into you.
Edit: Yeah, not even I would post that one. Yeesh.
edited 12th Aug '12 9:18:41 PM by Tiamatty
I am serious. This is my serious face.
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You poor bastard.
I hope therapy treats you well!
edited 12th Aug '12 9:20:11 PM by MachineMan1992
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Pretty flower
What about those of us who don't have guns?
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...Okay... what they heck? Nevermind, I don't want to know.
I do have a sword. I did suffer a case of goth as a teenager, after all. It's not sharp, but I could easily beat someone with it.
A couple daggers, too, which are pretty sharp. And a short sword that's a little sharp.
Liar. You totally want to know about the Banshee cooch. Just Google image Banshee cameltoe, and prepare to be horrified.
edited 12th Aug '12 9:38:57 PM by Tiamatty
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More inhuman scum? NEXT!
I remember seeing an image of that thing back from either before the game got released or just after it was released. Either way... *shudder*
One does have to wonder how that happened. What were the developers thinking when they decided to give the Banshees a snatch? What artistic justification did they have for that monstrosity?
Sierra 117
Pretty flower
I am serious. This is my serious face.
So, played a bit more tonight. Did all the crap available on the Citadel immediately after the coup. That includes recruiting Balak into the war effort. I love Shepard's line when the C-Sec officer asks if he wants her to arrest Balak. "I want you to put a bullet in his head. But we're all making sacrifices today."
And Conrad. Ah, Conrad. I do so love that loser. The poor guy was just so sad when I pointed out that he inadvertently helped Cerberus sabotage the Medi-gel dispensers. I wanted to hug him. And then he had to go and spoil it by admitting he has a shrine to me. And I also love how amazed he is when you consistently have what he needs for that tech he mentions. By the end of it, even Shepard has just given up on making sense of it. "How did you even?" Love that.
Then I did the geth dreadnought. I have Tali back! Yay! And I punched Gerrel! Yay! Even my Paragon Shepard didn't want to put up with his shit.
I am serious. This is my serious face.
It was only military common sense.
I need to finish off my last playthrough of 2 and get another playthrough of 3 started soon. I haven't played in a while because my laptop has been having... problems. I'm looking forward to being a total dick; shooting Ash/Kaidan, exterminating the geth, shooting Legion, sending Jack's students to be cannon fodder on the front lines, and other stuff I haven't thought of yet.
I was also thinking about killing Septimus, but then I thought it would be more efficient to simply beat that salarian into selling the Blue Suns weapons. Then I remembered that the game won't let me do that, and I have to do a fetch quest for him. Ugh. I wish there was an option to shoot Vosque in the face and just go on without the support of the Suns. He's so damn annoying. Plus, seriously, what is 100 war assets to me? I'll just promote a multiplayer class.
edited 13th Aug '12 2:36:10 AM by CPFMfan
Tone is hard to transmit over text.
Unless you go all purple on us.
edited 12th Aug '12 8:19:59 PM by fakeangelbr