“ Donald Trump is a Mall Santa, an old man pretending to be someone important. He can’t actually deliver any of the things his petitioners and believers want. Despite the labels on the boxes behind his chair, all are empty props. And while everyone’s...

Donald Trump is a Mall Santa, an old man pretending to be someone important. He can’t actually deliver any of the things his petitioners and believers want. Despite the labels on the boxes behind his chair, all are empty props. And while everyone’s attention is on the old man with fake gravitas who just sits around and makes empty promises, the elves are the ones doing the actual work.

AGC. 

- Besesoth

Jan. 1 2020
#garrison
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  5. bwana86 said: this is what you get when you vote for a disgraced game show host for POTUS
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  7. interruptingkau said: “Troops coming home” is some real irony now huh
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  12. ameperyton said: why is there a diet coke can back with all the “presents”
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