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2020: 24 hours to go-o-o!
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2020: 24 hours to go-o-o!

@tonygoldmark

He/Him. YouTuber/podcaster/Weird Al stan, host of Some Jerk With A Camera, One Movie Later and @efvdpodcast. I respectfully refuse to take you seriously.

Los Angeles
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Joined March 2009

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  1. 2020: 24 hours to go-o-o!‏ @tonygoldmark Dec 29

    The same people who complain that Leia saving her own life in TLJ "looks like Mary Poppins" apparently had no problems with Luke Skywalker looking like fucking Tarzanhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrbvWt5kerw…

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  2. 2020: 24 hours to go-o-o!‏ @tonygoldmark 24h24 hours ago

    2020: 24 hours to go-o-o! Retweeted LeGrenadierImpériale

    This account is unironically retweeting outrage over CBC's Home Alone 2 edits. Seems worth taking seriously.https://twitter.com/S_WooD44/status/1211426758500737024…

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    LeGrenadierImpériale @S_WooD44
    Replying to @
    pic.twitter.com/a7rry7NFRc
    5 replies 3 retweets 48 likes
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  3. 2020: 24 hours to go-o-o!‏ @tonygoldmark 23h23 hours ago

    2020: 24 hours to go-o-o! Retweeted SaintHeartwing

    MOVIES CAN ONLY BE ONE THINGhttps://twitter.com/SaintHeartwing/status/1211429329911078916…

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    SaintHeartwing @SaintHeartwing
    Replying to @
    The original trilogy was corny and cheesy but fun. TLJ is trying to be an arthouse style film. It’s taking this shit seriously. You can’t do that and have dumb “yo momma” jokes at the start and green breast milk and Leia floating. It’s mood whiplash and it doesn’t fit.
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  4. 2020: 24 hours to go-o-o!‏ @tonygoldmark 23h23 hours ago

    2020: 24 hours to go-o-o! Retweeted SaintHeartwing

    yeah it's all over the place it's a fucking STAR WARS MOVIE the original was a space opera AND a sci-fi flick AND a war movie AND a western AND a samurai film AND a "Laurel and Hardy but they're robots" comedy AND like six other genres mushed together.https://twitter.com/SaintHeartwing/status/1211435386448351232…

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    SaintHeartwing @SaintHeartwing
    Replying to @
    That’s a nice strawman of my position. TLJ is all over the place in the mood that it’s setting and it doesn’t work.
    4 replies 11 retweets 72 likes
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    2020: 24 hours to go-o-o!‏ @tonygoldmark

    2020: 24 hours to go-o-o! Retweeted SaintHeartwing

    "That's a nice strawman of my position" bitch you started bothering me with this dumb contrarianism out of the blue, what the fuck is my incentive to take your clown ass seriously?https://twitter.com/SaintHeartwing/status/1211435386448351232…

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    SaintHeartwing @SaintHeartwing
    Replying to @tonygoldmark
    That’s a nice strawman of my position. TLJ is all over the place in the mood that it’s setting and it doesn’t work.
    3:59 PM - 29 Dec 2019
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      1. 2020: 24 hours to go-o-o!‏ @tonygoldmark 23h23 hours ago

        2020: 24 hours to go-o-o! Retweeted SaintHeartwing

        DURRR DUU YEW NOT UNNERSTAN DA TURM TODAL WHITLATCH DUUUUUH I MAKE A DOODOO BATMAAANhttps://twitter.com/SaintHeartwing/status/1211435234920669184…

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        SaintHeartwing @SaintHeartwing
        Replying to @Hemicrypta @tonygoldmark
        Do you not understand the term “tonal whiplash”?
        1 reply 1 retweet 24 likes
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      2. 2020: 24 hours to go-o-o!‏ @tonygoldmark 23h23 hours ago

        2020: 24 hours to go-o-o! Retweeted SaintHeartwing

        what a dumb bitchhttps://twitter.com/SaintHeartwing/status/1211436772460290049…

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        SaintHeartwing @SaintHeartwing
        Replying to @
        The difference is the original trilogy is trying to be FUN. TLJ isn’t. It’s a lot of things. Fun isn’t one of them.
        3 replies 2 retweets 23 likes
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      3. 2020: 24 hours to go-o-o!‏ @tonygoldmark 23h23 hours ago

        2020: 24 hours to go-o-o! Retweeted SaintHeartwing

        Why do you think it's okay to just suddenly bug me with this dumb shit? Why? Give me a specific answer why you think it's okay to just randomly start arguments with people they never fucking asked for.https://twitter.com/SaintHeartwing/status/1211436772460290049…

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        SaintHeartwing @SaintHeartwing
        Replying to @
        The difference is the original trilogy is trying to be FUN. TLJ isn’t. It’s a lot of things. Fun isn’t one of them.
        2 replies 1 retweet 20 likes
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      4. 2020: 24 hours to go-o-o!‏ @tonygoldmark 23h23 hours ago

        2020: 24 hours to go-o-o! Retweeted SaintHeartwing

        You're being a fake asswipe, which is even worse.https://twitter.com/SaintHeartwing/status/1211437229576523777…

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        SaintHeartwing @SaintHeartwing
        Replying to @
        You’re being a real asswipe
        2 replies 1 retweet 22 likes
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      5. 2020: 24 hours to go-o-o!‏ @tonygoldmark 23h23 hours ago

        2020: 24 hours to go-o-o! Retweeted SaintHeartwing

        You're the one who went "OH NO AN OPINION I DISAGREE WITH TYPETY TYPE TYPE" while shitting your pants loserhttps://twitter.com/SaintHeartwing/status/1211437617528655874…

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        SaintHeartwing @SaintHeartwing
        Replying to @
        You’re the one who started with the insults, buddy. Not me.
        2 replies 1 retweet 18 likes
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      6. 2020: 24 hours to go-o-o!‏ @tonygoldmark 23h23 hours ago

        I have officially lost all patience for these Goddamn people in case you couldn't tell

        1 reply 1 retweet 27 likes
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      7. 2020: 24 hours to go-o-o!‏ @tonygoldmark 23h23 hours ago

        2020: 24 hours to go-o-o! Retweeted SaintHeartwing

        Did your mom drop you on your head or something? NO ONE ASKED FOR YOUR WORTHLESS OPINION. FUCK OFF.https://twitter.com/SaintHeartwing/status/1211437892851163137…

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        SaintHeartwing @SaintHeartwing
        Replying to @
        Again, straw man
        2 replies 1 retweet 21 likes
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      8. 2020: 24 hours to go-o-o!‏ @tonygoldmark 23h23 hours ago

        2020: 24 hours to go-o-o! Retweeted SaintHeartwing

        You're giving me power I never deserved. You don't like a movie? Tweet about it on your OWN feed and wait for the debate to come to YOU. Oh wait, you only have 44 followers because no one gives a shit what you think. Go sleep in the sewer.https://twitter.com/SaintHeartwing/status/1211437801083953152…

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        SaintHeartwing @SaintHeartwing
        Replying to @
        So people aren’t allowed to disagree with you on Twitter? What kind of dumb take is that? It’s a public platform. People are allowed to say “I think you’re wrong”!
        2 replies 2 retweets 18 likes
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      9. 2020: 24 hours to go-o-o!‏ @tonygoldmark 23h23 hours ago

        2020: 24 hours to go-o-o! Retweeted SaintHeartwing

        You most certainly are. On your OWN feed. If you have nothing better to do than debate strangers, find one who has the fucking time.https://twitter.com/SaintHeartwing/status/1211438217104224257…

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        SaintHeartwing @SaintHeartwing
        Replying to @
        This is Twitter, everybody is entitled to their own opinion. Get over it.
        1 reply 1 retweet 17 likes
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      10. 2020: 24 hours to go-o-o!‏ @tonygoldmark 23h23 hours ago

        Yeah, I'm a bully now. Fuck you. Y'all have driven me to this.

        4 replies 1 retweet 20 likes
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      11. 2020: 24 hours to go-o-o!‏ @tonygoldmark 23h23 hours ago

        This thread was not my finest hour and I'm not proud of it. I'll probably delete all or most of it soon. But Goddamn it, one too many malcontented sealion made me snap. Don't bug people with uninvited contrarianism. It's fucking rude.

        2 replies 2 retweets 26 likes
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      12. 2020: 24 hours to go-o-o!‏ @tonygoldmark 23h23 hours ago

        2020: 24 hours to go-o-o! Retweeted SaintHeartwing

        *I* don't have a real argument?!? When pressed, YOUR abortion of an argument was "DURR I DON'T FIND THE SPACE MOVIE FUN AND THAT MEANS NO ONE DOES" Go flush yourself down the toilet.https://twitter.com/SaintHeartwing/status/1211439001367973888…

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        SaintHeartwing @SaintHeartwing
        Replying to @
        That’s a dumb argument because number of followers does not equal “validity of arguments“. Donald Trump has made tons of millions of followers. His arguments are still stupid. You’re just being a jerk because you know you don’t have a real argument.
        1 reply 2 retweets 22 likes
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      13. 2020: 24 hours to go-o-o!‏ @tonygoldmark 23h23 hours ago

        2020: 24 hours to go-o-o! Retweeted SaintHeartwing

        And I never said number of followers equals validity of argument, just that your LACK of followers is why you feel compelled to harass strangers over this dumbass bullshit. Not my problem, I'm afraid. Not now, not ever.https://twitter.com/SaintHeartwing/status/1211439001367973888…

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        SaintHeartwing @SaintHeartwing
        Replying to @
        That’s a dumb argument because number of followers does not equal “validity of arguments“. Donald Trump has made tons of millions of followers. His arguments are still stupid. You’re just being a jerk because you know you don’t have a real argument.
        3 replies 2 retweets 25 likes
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      14. 2020: 24 hours to go-o-o!‏ @tonygoldmark 23h23 hours ago

        2020: 24 hours to go-o-o! Retweeted SaintHeartwing

        Thanks CinemaSins. "These porgs aren't giving me a lapdance! (DING!)"https://twitter.com/SaintHeartwing/status/1211442445269000192…

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        SaintHeartwing @SaintHeartwing
        Replying to @ @
        Uh, here's why that comparison doesn't quite work. http://www.dorkly.com/post/85799/the-empire-strikes-back-vs-the-last-jedi …
        2 replies 2 retweets 20 likes
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      15. 2020: 24 hours to go-o-o!‏ @tonygoldmark 23h23 hours ago

        2020: 24 hours to go-o-o! Retweeted SaintHeartwing

        Equating disinterest with fear, are we? Classic bully move.https://twitter.com/SaintHeartwing/status/1211444753977372674…

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        SaintHeartwing @SaintHeartwing
        Replying to @ @ @
        But he's a coward, he blocked me so I couldn't reply to one of his last tweets, and his argument isn't any less subjective than mine, the difference is Tony resorted to petty name calling and swears and being an asshole first. And then cried crocodile tears when I called him out.
        2 replies 1 retweet 17 likes
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      16. 2020: 24 hours to go-o-o!‏ @tonygoldmark 23h23 hours ago

        2020: 24 hours to go-o-o! Retweeted SaintHeartwing

        Nah, you bugged me first dude. I thought Twitter was a public platform?https://twitter.com/SaintHeartwing/status/1211445407064178688…

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        SaintHeartwing @SaintHeartwing
        Replying to @
        This from the guy who STARTED it, you're the real bully here.
        2 replies 1 retweet 14 likes
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      17. 2020: 24 hours to go-o-o!‏ @tonygoldmark 23h23 hours ago

        2020: 24 hours to go-o-o! Retweeted SaintHeartwing

        OH *NOOOOO* You're gonna...(gulp)...L-L-L-L-L-LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE?!? But that's..,that's only exactly what I've wanted this whole time! You diabolical genius you!https://twitter.com/SaintHeartwing/status/1211445696026558465…

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        SaintHeartwing @SaintHeartwing
        Replying to @ @ @
        And now I'm muting you. See how YOU like being ignored.
        3 replies 3 retweets 36 likes
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      18. 2020: 24 hours to go-o-o!‏ @tonygoldmark 23h23 hours ago

        2020: 24 hours to go-o-o! Retweeted SaintHeartwing

        And of COURSE, right after tweeting "I'm muting you," he tweets this. I wonder how many other things he'll tweet at me? My money's on several!https://twitter.com/SaintHeartwing/status/1211445849299009536…

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        SaintHeartwing @SaintHeartwing
        Replying to @
        You're the one who resorted to insults, name-calling and swears.
        5 replies 2 retweets 29 likes
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      19. 2020: 24 hours to go-o-o!‏ @tonygoldmark 11h11 hours ago

        WOOO *SEVEN* MORE TWEETS OF THIS IDIOT'S ROOM-TEMPERATURE YAK VOMIT! DRINK IT IN!pic.twitter.com/LEX04fdzIV

        4 replies 2 retweets 18 likes
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        20. End of conversation

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