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Stand Up Comedian/Actor/Person. MTV, NBC, stages. Insta: MattRife. I hate twitter.

Los Angeles, CA
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Joined April 2011
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Nov 10

    Cocaine sales pitch: “How would you like to see the sunrise?.........not because you want to...but because you have to.

    9 replies 17 retweets 228 likes
  2. 12 hours ago

    Queen & Slim one of the best movies this year 🙌🏼

    3 replies 5 retweets 46 likes
  3. 16 hours ago

    Bruh... WHAT is the metal chair budget in the WWE??

    15 replies 19 retweets 184 likes
  4. Retweeted
    21 hours ago

    Get those great with some laughter. Come see some of the best comedians in the country perform LIVE. Catch , , , , , AND MORE to be announced! TICKETS ARE GOING FAST! Tix -

    1 retweet 6 likes
  5. Dec 26

    Will not be anywhere near the internet for the Oscars this year. Just don’t feel like being guilt tripped for awards that I also have not been nominated for

    1 reply 7 retweets 69 likes
  6. Dec 26

    LOS ANGELES!!! Come see the very first of 2020 on Jan. 2nd with my brother ; featuring ‼️ Get tickets ASAP- YES- i will be there!! Lol

    5 retweets 19 likes
  7. Dec 26

    Someone just said i look like Megan Rapinoe😂😩😂 Hey , will you be my date to Pride in 2020? If you say No, I’ll be joining The Netherlands and see you in the next World Cup

    7 replies 11 retweets 149 likes
  8. Dec 26

    LOS ANGELES!!!

    Get those great with some laughter. Come see some of the best comedians in the country perform LIVE. Catch , , , , ,…
    1 reply 1 retweet 23 likes
  9. Dec 25

    Merry Christmas you little bastards ☺️

    10 replies 15 retweets 181 likes
  10. Dec 24

    Someday i’ll be able to give my family and friends the Christmas they deserve. 🙏🏼

    16 replies 35 retweets 320 likes
  11. Dec 23

    CHARLOTTE!!!!!!!!

    New Year's Eve with Comedian Formerly one of the main hosts for MTV’s TRL reboot, Matt Rife is currently in the final rounds of NBC’s…
    1 reply 2 retweets 20 likes
  12. Dec 22

    What’s fucked up and hilarious ... is the amount of ppl on Twitter who have now searched the words “DABABY’s Penis” . Out of context, y’all some pedophiles. In context, y’all need Jesus

    7 replies 11 retweets 124 likes
  13. Dec 22

    Nobody can convince me Colin Jost doesn’t look like a muppet

    8 replies 6 retweets 94 likes
  14. Dec 21

    CHARLOTTE, NC‼️ I’m BACK for NYE 🎊🎉 Let’s ring in the new year with some good laughs ☺️

    3 replies 6 retweets 34 likes
  15. Dec 20

    Fuck it...I’m tired of us acting like Joe Biden stutter isn’t funny. Quit lyin. Nobody is attacking anybody, it’s just naturally f f f funny

    4 replies 12 retweets 116 likes
  16. Dec 20

    Look... i know NOTHING about Politics.... but i fucks with . I’m basing this off of pure energy and nothing else. 😂

    62 replies 244 retweets 1,412 likes
  17. Dec 19

    Like.... for people to DIG SO DEEP into this to be offended is amaaaaazzzing. The world is def ending. Thank god.

    Dress however you please. Call yourself whatever you like. Sleep with any consenting adult who’ll have you. Live your best life in peace and security.…
    3 replies 3 retweets 37 likes
  18. Dec 19

    I’m a JK Rowling fan. Harry Potter marathon for Xmas let’s gooooooo 🐍

    6 replies 6 retweets 136 likes
  19. Retweeted
    Dec 19

    ⭐COMEDY IN THE NEW YEAR Comedian is returning to the StarDome stage January 3-5! You've seen Matt on MTV's Wild 'N Out and this season of NBC's hit show Bring the Funny, now see him LIVE. Grab tickets while they last-->

    2 replies 8 retweets 34 likes
  20. Dec 19

    This is what’s disgusting. “Exposing” someone’s naive past. The fuck is wrong with people where this is “cool” to do? As if any body is perfect. Just because you’re not successful enough for anyone to care about your bad shit, doesn’t mean you should blast others.

    exposing camila cabello‘s racist and downright disturbing tumblr reblogs: a thread
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    9 replies 9 retweets 129 likes
  21. Dec 14

    Joe Burrows?!?!? TRAAAASSSSHHHH🗑 for We gonna win the Championship though FOH

    6 replies 5 retweets 41 likes
  22. Dec 12

    B-b-b-but i thought he was “CaNcELed”

    .@KevinHart4real participates in a hand and footprint ceremony immortalizing him in the forecourt of the TCL Chinese Theatre in Hollywood on Dec. 10, 2019. Photo by Jim Ruymen/UPI
    .@KevinHart4real participates in a hand and footprint ceremony immortalizing him in the forecourt of the TCL Chinese Theatre in Hollywood on Dec. 10, 2019. Photo by Jim Ruymen/UPI
    Actors Will Ferrell (L) and Dwayne Johnson (R) join Kevin Hart (C) during a hand and footprint ceremony immortalizing Hart in the forecourt of the TCL Chinese Theatre (formerly Grauman's) in the Hollywood section of Los Angeles on Tuesday, December 10, 2019. Photo by Jim Ruymen/UPI
    .@KevinHart4real participates in a hand and footprint ceremony immortalizing him in the forecourt of the TCL Chinese Theatre in Hollywood on Dec. 10, 2019. Photo by Jim Ruymen/UPI
    ., joined by Will Ferrell and , participates in a hand and footprint ceremony immortalizing him in the forecourt of the TCL Chinese Theatre in Hollywood on Dec. 10, 2019. Photos by…
    2 replies 2 retweets 44 likes
  23. Dec 12

    Just bought a burrito and water at LAX for $28 ....good fuckin morning

    22 replies 8 retweets 319 likes
  24. Dec 11

    ATLANTA!! I’m at the tomorrow, Fri, and Sat with Tommy Davidson

    4 replies 3 retweets 35 likes
  25. Dec 9

    Twitter when literally anything slightly outside the public consensus is said and they have a chance to bitch about it

    HAS THIS EVER HAPPENED TO YOU??
    13 retweets 102 likes
  26. Retweeted
    Nov 23

    Here’s a completely lost thought process in 2019... Sometimes, there’s actually no prejudice. Sometimes, things or people just suck.

    6 replies 12 retweets 131 likes
  27. Dec 8

    Being an internet “troll”, trying to ruin someone’s career/livelihood, over your fake ass internet confidence is the single most bitch-made thing a person can do. I truly hope this shit stops in 2020. I only wanna see animal videos and street fights on the internet next year.

    12 replies 20 retweets 219 likes
  28. Retweeted
    Dec 8

    ⭐COMEDY IN THE NEW YEAR Comedian is returning to the StarDome stage January 3-5! You've seen Matt on MTV's Wild 'N Out and this season of NBC's hit show Bring the Funny, now see him LIVE. Grab tickets while they last-->

    2 replies 4 retweets 41 likes
  29. Dec 8

    You know why the internet is not good? There are soooooooo many famous 14 year olds

    7 replies 22 retweets 192 likes
  30. Dec 8

    Mannnn the best young artists in the game. This one hits deep 😞💔 Don’t you go nowhere Cordae! I swear to god! 😫

    1:36
    Me and bro was really going OFF THE TOP for hours 🤷🏽‍♂️
    2 replies 5 retweets 109 likes
  31. Dec 8

    Man I’m so damn sad about this shit 😢 Too young and too talented. You can for real leave this place any day at any time- make the most of it 💔

    1 reply 9 retweets 52 likes
  32. Dec 8

    This shit hurts bad man.... first X, now this?? “All the legends seem to die young, what the fuck is this bout?” You said it best bro 😞 Rest In Paradise Juice 😢

    On his song "Legends" Juice WRLD said, "What's the 27 Club? / We ain't making it past 21." Read about the rapper's tragic death, just six days after his 21st birthday, here
    4 replies 11 retweets 110 likes
  33. Dec 6

    Bro, hot girls in LA can literally live off of no money whatsoever

    13 replies 8 retweets 161 likes
  34. Dec 6

    OXNARD, CA!! I’m TONIGHT and TOMORROW with my boy

    1 reply 6 retweets 22 likes
  35. Dec 5

    Man, today has been an amazing day. I NEEDED this. 🙏🏼

    3 replies 7 retweets 106 likes
  36. Retweeted
    Dec 4

    Your NYE plans are dumb. Join and me at instead.

    3 retweets 21 likes
  37. Retweeted
    Dec 4

    If you love me, like me, respect me or hate me please support our little magical film and RT!

    18 replies 87 retweets 180 likes
  38. Dec 4

    Somebody kill this man

    BREAKING: George Zimmerman sues family of Trayvon Martin, publisher, prosecutors for $100 million
    4 replies 20 retweets 129 likes
  39. Dec 3

    LONG BEACH!! Tomorrow night ☺️ hit me up for tickets

    Hey we've got your ! Come see , , , , and for a HILARIOUS night of ! 😆…
    2 replies 2 retweets 39 likes
  40. Dec 3

    When everyone wants there to be a problem, when there’s no problem at all to the only person it should matter to.... Today’s society in a nutshell

    Anna Paquin's response to her 7 lines in : "Nope, nobody was doing any ‘ordering.' I auditioned for the privilege of joining the incredible cast of ‘The Irishman’ and I’m incredibly proud to get to be a part of this…
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    4 retweets 48 likes
  41. Dec 2

    In LA, a mustache is just a Cocaine Welcome Mat

    3 replies 4 retweets 66 likes