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Heathen1.2k points · 4 days ago

Join Fellowship of Hell and kill all the members of that society....

level 2

I don't know why, but I hate these guys so much. One day I will dismantle this society.

level 2
70 points · 4 days ago

This is why I always disable Satanic Societies in Game Rules.

level 2
Born in the purple90 points · 4 days ago

We murder in a society

level 2
2 points · 3 days ago

Join warrior lodge Kill anyone who isn’t in warrior lodge (potential hel candidates) Well kill /main /murder all in the lodge to.

In your entire court is in warrior lodge then you know they wouldn’t go hel on your sons.
And makes taking out siblings so much easier.

level 1
Wendish Empire231 points · 4 days ago

He's a baby, it's not like he can just wander off...

*wanders off

level 2
Legitimized bastard90 points · 4 days ago

"Honey, have you seen the baby?"

level 1
Samrat Chakravartin454 points · 4 days ago

Restart. You can not do Sigurd without Ragnarr. It's only been a year.

Now that i think about it, that's your Christmas gift.

level 2
Original Poster181 points · 4 days ago

Yeah, its horrible i had such a good start and then this shut happened

level 2
Worshipper of Sol Invictus167 points · 3 days ago

On the first day of Christmas, devil worshippers took from me

my one and only Ragnarr baby

level 2
21 points · 3 days ago

Who’s Sigurd?

level 2

why not make another one and call him ragnarr?

level 1
110 points · 4 days ago

He got yoinked by the Germanic satanists, join the society and see them utterly decimated

level 1

He is with Satan now.

level 2

*Hel

level 2

He went riding to Whiterun from old Rorik's stead.

level 1
39 points · 4 days ago

He's just vibin

level 1

F

level 1

That’s why you turn off the devil worshippers.

level 1

Smart money is that he's in your weird vassal's sex dungeon.

level 1
Enatic Viking Prydain45 points · 4 days ago

Turn Satan-Worshippers off in the rules next time.

level 2

I always have at least one satanist character, just for the lulz. It's especially funny when you're independent and no one can do anything about it.

level 2
6 points · 3 days ago

I wish they weren't such a pain in the ass. Getting randomly fucked by Satanists for no reason isn't fun.

level 2
Ralph Karling Believer14 points · 3 days ago

nah only turn off secret societies i always have problems with shitty heretics converting my dynasty to some retarded heresy

level 1

Probably went to pillage some englishmen. Ragnar doing Ragnar things

level 1

Athelstan won't know what he missed.

level 1

Abducted

level 1
Depressed41 points · 4 days ago

SCP-4666 has took him, and you’re not going to get away alive

level 2
15 points · 4 days ago

the YULE man comes. prepare the bone necklaces

level 2

Marv, 4666

level 1
Bohemia10 points · 3 days ago

Welcome to the Crusader kings.

level 1
Habsburg9 points · 3 days ago

Exact thing happened to the AI (I was playing an Anglo-Saxon kingdom - dodged a bullet there with him gone), almost certainly those devil worshippers.

Dunno about anyone else but they seem a bit on the OP side. Always turn them off myself.

level 1
Inbred Genius7 points · 3 days ago

Looks like you got yourself a cult problem.

level 1
Caliph Ragnarr af Munso5 points · 3 days ago

He's chilling with the abbasids. Maybe someday he'll lead them.

level 1

Looks like that Northumbrian guy is a time traveler.

level 1

Shit like this is why I disable supernatural events and secret societies. Neither of them had any real historical impact, except for maybe shit like thinking an eclipse is God's wrath

level 1
8 points · 4 days ago

Aw. My son got zoinked when he joined the Children’s Crusade and it flopped

level 1
Frisia4 points · 3 days ago

I can't remember the last time ragnarr survived until adulthood in my playthrough.

level 1
The North shall rise again5 points · 3 days ago

I'm sure it was natural causes.

level 1

There once was a hero named Ragnarr the red...

level 1

The worst one is the plague assassin event. You're in seclusion, some guy sneaks in and then kills your character and male heirs.

Funny enough it sorta worked in my favor because I had female succession and the female character had 6 bloodlines merged into her whereas the son had 4.

level 2
2 points · 3 days ago

I got that event once but survived because my dude shoved the assassin into a hidden trapdoor he had apparently prepared specifically for assassins. Checkmate mfer.

level 1

scp 4666?

level 1
3 points · 3 days ago

You bought the crazy wacky devil magic pack.

level 1
4 points · 3 days ago

It happens all the time, i think it might be an scripted Event, Ragnar keeps disapairing all the time

level 2
Sicily17 points · 3 days ago

Nah. This is a sign of devil worshippers if you have the rule on. If you join the society and do something similar this will pop up as the target's cause of "death".

level 2

Didn't happen in my current game, playing as his great-grandkid now

level 1

ooph, he's a top character too

level 1

Hail Satan!

level 1

F

level 1
2 points · 3 days ago

A virgin for Satan!

level 1
Imbecile2 points · 3 days ago

Good job Thanos (also know as Lucifer)

level 1

Actually my Ragnar is adult but not stronk

level 1
Genetic Diversity is overrated anyway2 points · 3 days ago

Yeah I was rivals with a devil worshipper once and they basically kept raiding me, stealing my kids and sacrificing them.

level 1

Satanists

level 1

F... just F

level 1
Scandinavia2 points · 4 days ago

Wow two days before the new year. What a convenient time for a crash

level 1
Dancing Plague1 point · 4 days ago

i don't feel so good

level 1
Inbred1 point · 4 days ago

he didn’t reach England :(

level 1

Ya kid definitely got sacrificed to Hel. But if it makes you feel better I can make up a story about how he was a prodigy Goldsmith who got invited to do some work but they couldn't afford him so he went into a life of wandering craftsmanship. It makes the same white skull.

level 1

Shit happens.

level 1

See ya around, kid.

level 1

Fucking Fellowship of Hel. Losing all my heirs in one go was the exact reason I turned off Supernatural Events.

level 1

cries in no bloodline

level 1

F😭

level 1

Mulligan

level 1
Emperor Justinian1 point · 3 days ago

Someone call 8th Century Chris Hansen

level 1

See, that is what is called "kidnapping"

level 1

Karen

level 1

Literally just did the exact same shit to the childrens crusade cause they took my daughter. Sometimes some dick with a dagger tells fate "not today"

level 1
I have gained the Depressed trait 🌩1 point · 3 days ago

SIRI, FIND MY SON

level 1

“Tonight on Dateline...”

level 1

Wait, what ?

level 1
Xuhmalz, Lord of Zulmarakh1 point · 3 days ago

I started as Sigurdr. Died on day one and a week later infant ragnarr was killed.

level 1

We're you 3 year old or your son

level 1

This kind of thing and always constantly getting random illnesses makes me want to turn off devil societies. Dicks always trying to kidnap me when that shouldnt be possible i cant kidnap my liege why can a count kidnap me as his emperor?

level 2
Sea-king2 points · 3 days ago

You can kidnap your liege lord- is a random event that fires if you choose the intrigue focus and spy on them. I kidnapped and imprisoned the queen of England. I was king soon after.

level 1
House of Flanders1 point · 3 days ago

Always wondered what happens to people in Ck2 when they give you this message, what really happens to them?

level 1

If that's f*cked up then children(3-4 yo) getting children is normal(yes that happened on my save)

level 1
-6 points · 3 days ago(0 children)
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