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it's that time again where I remind everyone in lieu of sex ed in middle school I was forced to sign a real virginity card that doubled as a domino's pizza couponpic.twitter.com/GOBQfe2l2y
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It's worth noting that
1) I went to a public school
2) we did this again in hs (sans coupon
) but weren't required to sign - I believe partly because there was a girl in my class who had just given birthpic.twitter.com/S3qMLUeFo9
Wasn't this an agenda bit
it's like they say - the best acting isn't acting at all
If you broke the abstinence rule would they still let you use the pizza coupon?
I tried using mine while visibly pregnant but the bastards wouldn't believe me when I told them it was an immaculate conception.
fucked up that the bogo pizza offer expired after only five months but the virginity promise lasted indefinitely
If I was told that I could have free pizza for life if it meant no sex, I would definitely at least think about it.
when they made me sign mine saying I wouldn’t have sex until marriage, I added an e to the end of my last name as if this would make it legally void
My girlfriend would just take her purity ring off so the sex didn’t count, but she would keep her cross necklace on, and I don’t know what effect that had.
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