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No fall would be complete without a liberal sprinkling of pumpkin spice. What you may not know is how well pumpkin spice couples with your kinky habit of eating your own cum!
Now, many of you have been fully converted to eating cum without any accoutrements. Many of you actively crave cum and have moved on to finding alternative sources of cum to feed your need. Some of you, however, are still on the sidelines. You’re hoping a Mistress like me will work some kind of magic, wave my wand, and poof! make you a cum eater.
I’m afraid there’s not that much I can do unless you’re resolved to eat cum and make me happy. We can, however, make it easier for you to get the job done.
Just know, though, that if you’re going to take a shortcut, you have to make it up to me with some secret humiliation. Ready to hear my sexy assignment?
Pumpkin Spice Cum Latte To Get Your Fall Started Right
Thank you for this audio, Ms. Piper! I love guzzling cum, but I like it straight from the tap! Teehee!
And apropos to your recording, it's still autumn! Below is what my ultra-high-tech computing machine informs me is the start of winter:
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southern solstice (December solstice; winter solstice [in the Northern Hemisphere]), UTC:
2019/12/22 04:19:15
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Speaking of my ultra-high-tech computing machine, below are pictures of said in all its retina-searing rainbowy glory, appropriately entitled Computing Machine:
* Computing Machine,
https://github.com/Jamie-Michelle/Computing-Machine ,
https://www.pling.com/p/1315191/ .
Now everyone can compute like a big girl! Now we're playing with power!
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By the way, since I'm a bit of an '80s girl at heart, were you goodly folks aware that the Computing Machine computer-desktop theme has its own official '80s retrospective theme song? Yes, it's true. After all, what computer user-environment theme could possibly be complete without having official theme music selected for it? Since we're being thematic here. If Tony the Tiger can have an official theme song, then surely a computer-desktop theme can. So with no further ado, I present the theme song selected for Computing Machine:
* "Liquid Stranger & Space Jesus - Dragonhawks", WAKAAN ( youtube.com/user/TheLiquidStranger ), Sept. 5, 2018,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HizLy8FmjUk . Mirror: "Liquid Stranger & Space Jesus - Dragonhawks", Second Phase ( youtube.com/user/1080pDubstep ), Apr. 20, 2018,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nREN5CPReUU . Mirror: "Liquid Stranger x Space Jesus - Dragonhawks", Echo Music ( youtube.com/channel/UCXcq_IoUl1kNyV-Oa1nOb9w ), Apr. 24, 2018,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQSByNJOilg .
Everyone, enjoy this completely normal-sounding music which harkens back to an '80s classic!
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Boys will be girls.
Author (under a nom de plume) of "Jesus Is an Anarchist", Dec. 4, 2011,
http://ssrn.com/abstract=1337761
Theophysics,
http://theophysics.freevar.com ,
http://theophysics.host56.com