It was his favorite one!
This is funny. There’s a bunch of them online. Google ‘asshole Jesus’.
I made the mistake of typing in "Jesus asshole".... 😳
I now have Jesus smoking a cigarette as my wallpaper! Thank you!!!!
Is there a subreddit for them? I know it'd just be karmawhoring from google but still
Oh man. I shouldn't be looking at these while I'm stoned on cough medicine and weed. I'm gonna wake the house.
"10000 mysterious ways to fuck you lil..." is what piqued my interest
The fact that he's touching operator's sterile gown with his 2000 year old hand isn't too comfortable for me either
I will never, ever understand the thinking of people who refuse medical treatment on a religious basis. “God wanted me to have this cancer if he gave me this cancer.” Okay... but then didn’t he also give you these doctors to survive?!?
A very religious man was once caught in rising floodwaters. He climbed onto the roof of his house and trusted God to rescue him. A neighbour came by in a canoe and said, “The waters will soon be above your house. Hop in and we’ll paddle to safety.”
“No thanks” replied the religious man. “I’ve prayed to God and I’m sure he will save me”
A short time later the police came by in a boat. “The waters will soon be above your house. Hop in and we’ll take you to safety.”
“No thanks” replied the religious man. “I’ve prayed to God and I’m sure he will save me”
A little time later a rescue services helicopter hovered overhead, let down a rope ladder and said. “The waters will soon be above your house. Climb the ladder and we’ll fly you to safety.”
“No thanks” replied the religious man. “I’ve prayed to God and I’m sure he will save me”
All this time the floodwaters continued to rise, until soon they reached above the roof and the religious man drowned. When he arrived at heaven he demanded an audience with God. Ushered into God’s throne room he said, “Lord, why am I here in heaven? I prayed for you to save me, I trusted you to save me from that flood.”
To which the Lord cried, "You idiot, I sent you two boats and a helicopter!"
Depending on the religion, their metaphysical views likely firmly believe in an afterlife or an existence where the physical realm is purely illusory and so nothing really “dies.” Basically, there are some people who don’t see death as the worst possibility to happen to them. On one hand it does help cope with mortality and the truth that there are things we can’t control, but can also go into crazy directions like child abuse when parents deny their children treatment. Not really saying where I stand, just where others might be coming from
Some times people take religion either too seriously or take it straight forward and don’t ponder it for deeper meanings sometimes they don’t study the Bible they just read it and go on to replicate it. God works through other people, his miracles are performed through people, yes he is an all powerful being but to maintain a relationship through faith he can’t jmst straight up snap and it will be fixed, though nany would love for him to do that. He has a special order of working. He plants determinations in people that drive them to do amazing things and benefits millions of people. Sometimes bad things happen and God uses it to teach a person about a life lesson they may need for the future. Or for something they’ve taken for granted.
Ive grown up with religion, and even though it seems bullshit to some. Its actually pretty cool to hear these stories and witness it in my life.
Yeah but that's not what this post is about. It's not serious at all. It's a joke making fun of the contradiction between a God who is supposed to be loving, yet choosing to give someone cancer.
Not really insane. If God works in mysterious ways then every wrong thing is just as much its fault as every good thing is. The double standards with the thumpers is ridiculous.
oh no, we have a critical thinker....quick to the bat-mobile!
Personally, I like the Onion headline:
God answers boy’s prayers. Says “No.”
Remember Timmy, it’s your fault and God’s plan that your leukemia has been resistant to treatment!
It's because of all the masturbating . He watched you everytime. Santa claus was there too. They're not mad, just very disappointed. Leukemia is a fair punishment.
Yeah. Its really funny but it does not belong to this subreddit.
"Jesus, Jesus. Get your fucking scrubs on! This an operating theatre and you're wearing sandals and a robe."
"You know, my son, th.."
"GET. THE. FUCK. OUT. OF. HERE!!"
Why do you stop the doctor from using the brain and talent that God put in there?
Jesus is breaking sterile technique. He needs a hair cover, beard cover, face mask, gown, shoes , gloves and to not touch the doctors back, which is also considered an unsterile area .
This patient is going to get a surgical site infection and then the surgeon will get sued. :3
to see our "Free Willed" reactions. Its like a spectator sport, that thrives on the suffering of ones we "love".
I think this is meant to criticize religion rather than medicine... Ya'll are misinterpreting.
Man I hope that surgeon is better at taking out a tumor than you are at cropping a photo.
My sister died of a brain tumor before she even turned 12.
If you think for one second I will accept this as some sort of coping mechanism for that event, you are out of your fucking mind.
Why are you judging that gay person I created or prohibiting that amazing plant I made just for you? Pffffffffff stupid fuckimg humans......
Hey God, if we're so stupid, why don't you punish the guy who designed our brains?
That’s not Obi-Wan Kenobi? I was deeply confused there for a second.
“Sorry dude, I don’t want to remove the blindness I put there.”
—Asshole Jesus
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