Greta ThunbergVerified account

It's lovely to see you having such a great time! Don't forget to put your serious face on when you scare the children with the apocalypse stuff.

ok, and I can’t stress this enough, boomer

Bruh, go to school

I read that her hair is made of woven plastic polyester. It's not a wig, just grows out of her head like that, because she is part droid and part recycling plant.

I thought this girl was complaining about missing school to speak at the United Nations but she’s cool with missing school for a 3 week boat trip?

She has taken one year off.

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