Basic Maths != Religious Mysticism
Basic Maths != Religious Mysticism
I've also been told that if you take your age and add 5, that will be your age in about 5 years
Want to really blow your mind? Switch the order. Subtract 5 then add 5 and you still get your age.
OH MY FUCKING GOD HOW HOW HOW DID YOU DO ITNWKKSHRKE IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF HOW
If you take 2019 and subtract your age, you get your birthyear.
w o w
The Bible has 66 books. Take your age, add 5 and then subtract 5, that's your age.
My doctor says if I keep rolling my eyes, eventually they will get stuck that way.
It’s also kind of funny because depending on what month it is right now and the month you were born, it’s actually not even correct for a bunch of people!
I tested it out because I was curious to see if it’s even accurate and it was a year off for me. So... awkward.
Yeah, that's why you usually see these in Nov or Dec, less people for it to be wrong for. For me it's only true for 10 days out of every year.
When I tested this it was fifteen years of the year I got was 2034
The number of the beast is 666. Subtract your age from it and add 1353 and you get your birth year! Only works for true followers of Beelzebub!
My ass has 202 pubes on it. Times that by ten, add ur age and minus one. Boom, holy but
But when the tide goes out, doesn't all the water fall off/over the edge?
:-))
In the standard Protestant Bible there are 66 books according to Google.
I saw one of these earlier that said “Take 79, subtract your age, and then add 40. The last two digits will be your birth year.”
The number of people losing their shit over these things is staggering.
My birthday is this month. The formula didn’t work. There is no god.
Let A=age, B=birth year, and C=current year.
Given that:
A = C - B
C = 2019
Does 66 - A + 1953 = B?
66 - A + 1953 = B
2019 - A = B
C - A = B
C - (C - B) = B
C - C + B = B
B = B
Yes.
This is the same vein of logic my boss tried to explain quantum uncertainty to me. General Reaction? Please don't..
I can’t believe people are posting things like this. Well I sort of do.
Dolly Parton has 9 pounds of boobs. She thinks it's 2, 2 much. So on the 9th at 6 she goes to 68th Street, where Dr. X gives her 6 operations. She ends up BOOBLESS.
I think I just realized how dumb I am because I tried it just because and I got an entirely wrong answer but I realized, even though I put a minus symbol on my paper I added it and this was just never going to work out for me anyway😂🤦♀️
I don't math well at all, so for a second this did seem like some kind of arcane number sorcery to me.
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