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"What if we allowed ourselves to swallow bleach without getting poisoned? Everything is a choice and I am very reasonable."https://twitter.com/GGarrett2000/status/1200653026706350085…
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what if and, follow me on this one, it gets a little abstract but what if we stopped giving a shit about louis ck and his shit jokes what if "canceling" someone actually meant "no longer giving them attention" giving them attention kinda diminishes the cancellation y'know?
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You're treating Louis CK as though getting laughs is his birthright, and I somehow have a choice of what I find funny. I'm simply asking you to apply the same logic to substances you find poisonous.https://twitter.com/GGarrett2000/status/1200654338743394304…
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Gotta love how this guy has "libertarian" in his bio. Nothing turns a libertarian into a totalitarian like a white boy not getting his precious laughs.
#VeeHaffVaysOfMakinkYouLaughhttps://twitter.com/GGarrett2000/status/1200653026706350085…Show this thread -
And yet you're angry with me for apparently not being in his audience. Not a big fan of liberty, this libertarian.https://twitter.com/GGarrett2000/status/1200655877352484870…
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"What if we just allowed ourselves to laugh at his jokes instead?" - you As though my distaste of his material was some sort of inherent aberration, a violation of some unspoken norm that I should feel compelled to conform with.https://twitter.com/GGarrett2000/status/1200656445139607553…
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What a very strange way of showing it, painting all disagreement as forced, all dissent as inherently invalid and unnatural. Scratch a "libertarian" and you find a fascist. Every. Time.https://twitter.com/GGarrett2000/status/1200656795087171590…
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You didn't allow for the possibility that my lack of laughter WAS my expression of freedom, Garrett. To you, it would seem, "freedom" can only mean one thing. There's a word for that, and it ain't "libertarian."https://twitter.com/GGarrett2000/status/1200658013175992320…
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And yet, you bother me randomly with contrarianism, uninvited. As if to say, "your opinions don't mean shit unless *I* respond to them in my infinite wisdom." Your arrogance sickens me.https://twitter.com/GGarrett2000/status/1200658302432006144…
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Then why did you start from the assumption that I wasn't "allowing" myself to laugh, Garrett?https://twitter.com/GGarrett2000/status/1200658828175429633…
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You don't know what "fun" means, do you?https://twitter.com/GGarrett2000/status/1200660284064419842…
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Or they're forcing themselves to laugh because they think they NEED to "allow" themselves to laugh if they don't wanna lose a pointless culture war. Course, I would never leap to such cynical conclusions on my own, Garrett. I'm just following YOUR logic.https://twitter.com/GGarrett2000/status/1200660593641836544…
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oh no not money god forbid the already rich dude doesn't make more money quick break into the orphanage and steal their christmas presents cuz the guy from secret life of pets isn't rich enoughhttps://twitter.com/GGarrett2000/status/1200661403972993024…
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A multimillionaire not making more money doesn't really count as a "consequence" to me. It's not like getting fired when you're broke. But of course, you're a libertarian, so I'm sure you believe more money is love more money is life, right?https://twitter.com/GGarrett2000/status/1200663155442978817…
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But "not allowing yourself to laugh" is totally a real thing that happens all the time, right? Can't have it both ways, I'm afraid.https://twitter.com/GGarrett2000/status/1200662825548386304…
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Look at the heroic libertarian, telling people to lock their sisters in cages.https://twitter.com/GGarrett2000/status/1200659856954281984…
Best keep your sister locked away in a cage where she is safe. Wouldn't want her to be infected by anyone with a sense of humor!
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You're probably just not allowing yourself to laugh at women being raped and beaten. That's the only way this works.https://twitter.com/GGarrett2000/status/1200660801624793088…
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Dude, you already said you think it's unnatural that someone WOULDN'T laugh at a sexual assaulter's jokes. Too late to backtrack now.https://twitter.com/GGarrett2000/status/1200661864406863872…
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Then, again, why present it as something so commonplace you'd assume a complete stranger is doing it?https://twitter.com/GGarrett2000/status/1200665634150895617…
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It's not like comedy is ever more effective live than on a screen or anything nah people online must just be liarshttps://twitter.com/GGarrett2000/status/1200666843658108928…
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Remember when you told that guy to lock his sister in a cage? That was wildhttps://twitter.com/GGarrett2000/status/1200666017610862594…
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On the contrary, I would say a TRULY funny comedian doesn't need modifiers for their humor to translate to a less-funny medium like the printed word. If you "had to be there," that automatically makes them less funny.https://twitter.com/GGarrett2000/status/1200668640313372673…
So then really the problem is "you just had to be there"
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