Gonna stream Rich White Straight Men by Kesha on repeat in honor of the title
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Let's fucking go. All hail Taylor Swift...the Queen of Framing the Narrative. I love seeing her putting a spotlight on this nonsense.
I'm now picturing her sitting down to write this, cracking her knuckles and thinking 'these dumb ass motherfuckers still don't know who they are dealing with.'
Oooh look what you made her do
Peppa Pig and now the Gummybear? All we need now is Crazy Frog to make a comeback and the trifecta will be complete
You could have had a good friend, non committal 😂
DO THE HELLEN KELLER, AND TALK WITH YO HIPS
im SO glad to see that she’s okay and still making music... but please don’t let this be a corny Christian song
CUPCAKKE IS KING
That’s weird. They honestly could push a new single from the last album at this rate. I wonder why they’re going with a new song instead.
They did that already with All the good girls go to hell and it didn’t do much impact - so I’m not surprised if she’s releasing a new song entirely
casual sexism = not cool
Do y'all know what "interesting" means?
edit: apparently not lol
Something that you’re not ~
She ended lorde
And we see you over there on the internet,
Comparing all the girls who are killing it,
But we figured you out,
We all know now, we all got crowns,
You need to calm down
(oh oh, oh oh, oh oh, oh oh, oh ohhhh)
TROLLS MAD TROLLS MAD TROLLS MAD
Google translate says to say four or five random syllables, then repeat uwu for ten seconds, then the same syllables from earlier but in reverse order
basically pretend to be a cat that's trying to imitate human speech
UwU what’s this?
It's you and me, there's nothing like this, Imagination and the Misfit Kid... 🎶
Well at least I might stop singing it as "Miss Americana and the Half-Blood Prince" now.
Miss Imagination and the Misfit Prince
Surprise release incoming y’all!
we stan the new #gamergirl, Lady Gaga and Bayonetta are shook
I swear ever since Despacito ppl have been abusing the tf out of remixes. This isn’t the early 2000s guys
Old Town Road was probably the most blatant instance of it, yeah
Here are the official titles:
Madonna - the Empress/The Eternal Forever Queen of Pop
Mariah Carey - the songbird/the queen of Christmas/the elusive chanteuse/queen of the vocal range
Beyoncé - the elusive wizard of pop/Queen Bey
Lil Kim - Queen Bee
P!nk - the avatar mistress of airbending
Dua Lipa - the Count/Countess of pop (one... don’t pick up the phone)
Cher - the dowager of pop
Adele - the queen of mompop
Kelly Clarkson - the American Idol/royal chef/ America’s Sweetheart
Britney Spears - the princess of pop/hand choreography queen
Christina Aguilera - la princesa del pöp
Kylie Minogue - Worldwide Princess of dance pop
Lana del Rey - the courtesan of pop/the witch
Cardi B - the groundskeeper of Hogwarts
Aretha Franklin - Queen of Soul
Celine Dion - The Canadian Chanteuse
Mary J Blige - Queen of hip-hop soul
Carly Rae Jepsen - the Canadian dollar
Rihanna - queen of the savages
Janet Jackson - the man in the iron mask of pop/the president of the Rhythm Nation
Tina Turner - the Queen of Rock & Roll
Nicki Minaj - the royal jester of rap
Ariana Grande - the lead chambermaid of pop
Whitney Houston - the Voice
Jessie J -
Camila Cabello - the rules card you throw out of the deck of cards of pop
Taylor Swift - absolute ruler of outlying rural countries of pop/the queen of beautiful gowns
Katy Perry - the executioner (Chinese water torture)
Lady Gaga - the cuwean of fof
Selena Gomez - Lord Varys, the autotuned eunuch
Miley Cyrus - the Princess Switch, a Netflix original
Kesha - the wild glitter princess
Demi lovato - the evil sorceress of pop
J Lo - a spy/no one knows her
Lorde - and savior
Charlie XCX - the dinner show juggler of pop
Sia - locked in the wizard’s dungeons
Little Mix - the coven
THE ROYAL JESTER OF RAP I CANT-
SG3
ftfy
SG6*
The Scene albums deserved better :(
Oh, gosh. I don't even remember her or recognize her. Who was her partner?
Dessie, and that's probably because they were the first boots of the season
Karma
Cake day
Trophy Case (2)
Three-Year Club
