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Fuck You, Stephenie Meyer
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Meet Matthew. A few years ago, Matthew made one of the biggest mistakes of his life. Bringing home a girl from the local bar cost him everything he had, including the love of his life. But that's not all that happened. Soon, Matthew found himself changing into something else. Something...stranger. "F*ck You, Stephenie Meyer" is the extremely perverse short story about the ...more
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okay, this is misleading. when i downloaded this, it was free. now it is 99 cents. this disqualifies it from the "free nook book project." sorry, j.e. tobal...
i will write a review of this tonight, hopefully. for now, please enjoy these reviews from bn.com:
Anonymous
Posted March 14, 2013
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Revolting and insulting. Stephanie meyer should sue for defamation.
2 out of 2 people found this review helpful.
and, even more humorous for its misspelling and its mastery of language:
Anonymous
Posted March 24, 2013
Sucks
Stephanie Meters should sue for insulting her on a public thing!
1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.
this is not alanguage:
Postedbn.com:
Posted ...more
i will write a review of this tonight, hopefully. for now, please enjoy these reviews from bn.com:
Anonymous
Posted March 14, 2013
!
Revolting and insulting. Stephanie meyer should sue for defamation.
2 out of 2 people found this review helpful.
and, even more humorous for its misspelling and its mastery of language:
Anonymous
Posted March 24, 2013
Sucks
Stephanie Meters should sue for insulting her on a public thing!
1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.
this is not alanguage:
Postedbn.com:
Posted ...more
Most people don't have the twisted sense of humor to truly appreciate this story, but if you are going to rate and/or review this take the time to read it before passing judgment.
This story is a well-written farce. It is hilarious, unique, twisted, and vulgar - I loved it!
This story is a well-written farce. It is hilarious, unique, twisted, and vulgar - I loved it!
I'm not sure how to even begin this review but I will not spoil it for you. Confession time...I've read all the Twilight books and seen the movies but I would never consider myself a Stephenie Meyer fan. The Host was a great read and the Twilight series was decent for what it was. I was sucked in by the title, it made me laugh until little glittery tears formed in my tear ducts but the free-ness of the book was seductive. However, I would have bought it anyways and paid a reasonable price withou ...more
Novella/Short Story Ratings
Book ♥♥♥ 3 Stars
Author ♥♥♥ 3 stars
Total ♥♥♥ 3 stars
This book was absolutely one of the funniest books I have read in a long time. It is stabs at Stephanie Meyer for making people believe that the world of vampires is so glamorous. This book was funny and so stupid that I cannot believe I actually enjoyed it. It proves that men should never take home that girl at night who offers herself up even if it does sound like a great time. I think people thou ...more
Book ♥♥♥ 3 Stars
Author ♥♥♥ 3 stars
Total ♥♥♥ 3 stars
This book was absolutely one of the funniest books I have read in a long time. It is stabs at Stephanie Meyer for making people believe that the world of vampires is so glamorous. This book was funny and so stupid that I cannot believe I actually enjoyed it. It proves that men should never take home that girl at night who offers herself up even if it does sound like a great time. I think people thou ...more
This is very short and can be read entirely in under an hour; for me under a half hour. It was an interesting vampire tale about vampires who drink semen. It was not graphic though. I am not certain if this was a "man's" take on the Twilight series or a cautionary tale about drunken sex. It certainly reminded me of those cautionary videos from the 50' and 60's. I give it four stars because it entertained me as much as those old videos do. Read it for entertainment not because it has Stephanie Me ...more
Um... truth be told I'm not sure I know how to review this book. let me first say this is the dumbest book I have ever read but at the same time I would say give it a chance. I can promise it will be one vampire story you have never heard and won't soon forget.
As a twilight fan I was pretty sceptical about this but it was absolutely hilarious. It was a funny take on how many men feel about the twilight franchise. If you need a laugh definitely pick this up. It is a quick read but very good as well.
I could not stop laughing. It's a fun read, I read to the end because you just had to know what happened. Totally hilarious as he tells his story about how he was turned and how he finds out what he needs to survive.
Good for a laugh.
I got it for free on Kindle but it didn't take long to read.
Ridiculously absurd and sick humour.
That's probably why I laughed.
I got it for free on Kindle but it didn't take long to read.
Ridiculously absurd and sick humour.
That's probably why I laughed.
Stupid, but good for a little laugh.
This was ridiculous.
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