/pol/ - Politically Incorrect

>>9898689

This is literally how pathetic this board has become

>reddit spacing

>shit OP

>cuckchan tier memetics 'is this the end for drumpf'

>no links

>no archive

Fuck you OP

>>9898699

I agree that the OP's formatting is shit, but goddamn the article is fucking hilarious and I think the sarcasm of the redtext went over your head.

>Gee President Trump how come you get TWO scoops of ice cream?

>>9898699

>>cuckchan tier memetics 'is this the end for drumpf'

would the redditor prefer an "/s" after obvious sarcasm?

>>9898689

>IS THIS THE END FOR DONALD TRUMP?

I feel like I've heard this before

>>9898699

Big talk from someone who forgets to sage.

I'm not putting effort into a thread made only for laughing at the liberal media, and I'm not to blame for your inability to understand sarcasm. Screencapping articles is of far more use than archives, because individual anons can be trusted to save them and keep them unmodified, unlike a comprimised archive.is, and you certainly don't need a direct link to propaganda websites when a screencap is available for you. Stop roleplaying as the board police you no-fun faggot, and start making threads that you meet your standards if you're so upset.

>>9898740

Agreed, I like when people screencap and copypaste articles because I don't have to click on some shady link and it's easier to read on mobile.

>>9898689

>Trump doesn't smoke

>doesn't drink

>works out and keeps in shape

>is constantly seen eating fast food, drinking coke and consuming the sugar-filled garbage like ice cream

Not sure what sort of logic he follows.

Polite sage because retarded thread.

>>9898748

>works out and keeps in shape

What universe are you currently in? He's a fatty.

>>9898762

True, but he's also an old fatty, so its not as surprising.

That said, dude does need to start taking more walks. He should get Barron a dog and walk it. Or even better, an eagle.

Falconry in the White House needs to happen.

>>9898689

>they bring him a Diet Coke, while the rest of us are served water

I would have pissed in their water, not told them till after dinner.

I would have poisoned them.

I would have (factually) told them that the mystery meat in the main course was actually the meat of NYT reporters.

>>9898699

Ill give you everything but the spacing.

I still dont understand how after years upon years of going to chans (4 than 8), only NOW do people start screaming about using spacing. You know, to separate thoughts and ideas from each other…paragraphs.

God help us if peoples biggest fucking problem is spacing. I would prefer spacing to a gigantic clusterfuck of text.

>>9898794

because if you format your post in a way that flows logically and is easy to read, you are clearly a kike shill from reddit

>>9898800

Checked and keked

>>9898740

>>9898747

For the record, screengrabs feel out of favor over archives around here due to screengrabs potentially being faked or altered. In the case of this particular OP, I don't think it matters, but the board has been flooded with OPs with all these issues,

>>9898794

"reddit-naming" was a dc tactic pushed heavily by raiders here and it was partially adopted by anons because shills at the time often used "reddit formatting".

>>9898800

Compare

>>9898788

vs

>>9898748

The extra spaces are unnecessary.

>>9898814

>Where's the funding coming from

The ECB and the Federal Reserve.

>>9898699

We are being raided anon

>>9898722 (checked)

The memes, Jack!

>>9898689

>WAAAAAAAAAA MOMMY HE GOT MORE THAN MEEEEEEEEEEEE

Reminder that our enemies are neurologically 4 years old and that we should have been killing them decades ago.

>I have never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke

Wait, did he really tweet that? Hate to say he's wrong because I fucking love diet coke and I'm fit as fuck just go vegetarian bro its not hard. Not even mad though because I'm sure it pissed off some pissy little lardass SJWs regardless

>>9898886

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/257552283850653696

https://archive.is/U4KNv

>>9898895

Disappointing, was hoping there would be more salt. Instead there's just a bunch of attention whores proving how low their self-esteem is by needing to tweet a picture of themselves drinking diet coke to validate themselves.

>>9898905

Does Trump really like his steak well done though? Because that's wrong like almost all of the time.

I have known some niggers and spics that like that, and eat it with shit like ketchup

>>9898788

Checked. We should all wreck something beautiful

>>9898923

ketchup is ok butter is good French butter infused with balsamic vinegar is amazing i don't know the name but my real favorite steak sauce and the only sauce you need is blood any one who burns their steak will hang next to the trannies on the DOTR

>>9898740

> unlike a comprimised archive.is

uh, there's no compromise in archive.is

>>9898956

BEURRE MATrie hotel. SAUCE ?

its DELICIOUS and easy to make

>>9898983

I eat nearly raw beef all the time and have been doing so for years with no illnesses.

>>9898990

That shit can fly in the first world where stringent health standards ensure that farm raised cattle are pumped full of antibiotics and whatnot. But go out into the woods and eat some "nearly raw" venison and tell me how that works out for you.

>>9898813

Those posts are not comparable.

One is composed mostly of greentext.

The other is not.

Trump needs to lose weight.

>>9899001

This. You can't eat wild meat undercooked. Shit will kill you dead.

>>9898689

If these where about Obama it'd be about "Obama takes charge and gets two scoops of chocolate"

>>9898983

its meat cook it but dont burn it we still have gallbladders for a reason it helps ade in processing raw meat it keeps your body functioning like it should

>>9898983

Yeah I eat almost all meat well done except beef cuts commonly sold as steak. In which case making them well done basically ruins them. You can eat a prime ribeye well done and it's still good, but not as good as medium or medium rare.

I dunno man, never got sick from it. It's been a long time since eating a rare steak would have any significant chance of hurting you.

>>9898956

Ketchup is disgusting with steak, I could get down on the butter. I do like my steaks "burned" (charred somewhat) on the outside but still medium-rare. Takes a hot grill. Don't need anything but some seasoning rubbed on before grilling but infused butter would be okay too. Ketchup and steak is shit though, it's even terrible on fast food burgers

>>9898990

i eat Muh beef rare to but not my wild game i slow cooker deer and medium well my deer steaks

>>9899002

These posts are comparable.

One is composed entirely of redditspacing

The other is not.

>>9898990

>>9899016

Or you know, maybe stop and think for a second and ask yourself why people bother cooking meat in the first place since you seem to be under the impression that you have discovered a secret about how food is prepared.

If fact I will fucking spoon feed you against my better judgement.

>Human beings evolved to eat cooked food. It is literally possible to starve to death even while filling one’s stomach with raw food. In the wild, people typically survive only a few months without cooking, even if they can obtain meat.

>There is growing evidence that these overstate, sometimes to a considerable degree, the energy that the body extracts from whole raw foods. Carmody explains that only a fraction of the calories in raw starch and protein are absorbed by the body directly via the small intestine. The remainder passes into the large bowel, where it is broken down by that organ’s ravenous population of microbes, which consume the lion’s share for themselves. Cooked food, by contrast, is mostly digested by the time it enters the colon; for the same amount of calories ingested, the body gets roughly 30 percent more energy from cooked oat, wheat or potato starch as compared to raw, and as much as 78 percent from the protein in an egg. In Carmody’s experiments, animals given cooked food gain more weight than animals fed the same amount of raw food. And once they’ve been fed on cooked food, mice, at least, seemed to prefer it.

In essence, cooking—including not only heat but also mechanical processes such as chopping and grinding—outsources some of the body’s work of digestion so that more energy is extracted from food and less expended in processing it.

http://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/why-fire-makes-us-human-72989884/

>>9899035

Fire up the smoker my man. Smoked game is pretty gud

>>9899049

They probably mutated stomachs to process it.

>>9899049

They also live in mud huts and shit in the woods.

>>9899049

And that's why I'm proud to be white

>>9899059

Your point was the opposite though. That wild people can't eat raw.

>>9899060

Well, the diet of the Indo-European nomads was mainly raw horsemilk and raw horse blood, with raw horse meat intermittently.

>>9899071

That's cool. I drink milk cold and I cook my meat hot

>>9899064

What I'm saying is that they don't make decisions that better their living situations. You can absolutely eat meat raw, it's just not a smart thing to do. Might as well drink unprocessed sea water while you're at it.

>>9899093

There are plenty of primitive people who eat more cooked food and grains.

These raw meat eating primitive people have IQ's of around 90-93.

Mostly cooked food grain eating primitives have IQ's of around 70-80.

>>9899038

i understand that and thank you for the info but from my years of eating meat rare i have to say that i have never been sick or felt ill due to raw meat i guess it has something to do with my diet or body their maybe an exception not the rule but i can't trust just any thing that i have told following nutritional guide lines because MILK IS GOOD or bad YEAR BY YEAR and other reasons Fit/ hasss good info on nutritionbut you have to take what they say with a grain of salt and they will probably bitch about a grain of salt and yell at you that you'll get ass cancer from hot dogs long story short thanks for info but everyones body is different especially skulls of black people

>>9899105

I think there's more factors in that than just diet anon.

>>9898689

I bet they treat him well because he's usually very nice to the people who serve him like he's always been, and you know, he's the fucking president.

>With the salad course, Trump is served what appears to be Thousand Island dressing instead of the creamy vinaigrette for his guests.

>Trump literally orders Russian dressing or something close to it

>The tastes of Pence are also tended to. Instead of the pie, he gets a fruit plate

>Pence not liking pie but going with fruit

I thought he wasn't a faggot?

>>9899119

>Implying Pence doesn't have jumper cables under the table to zap his fruit bowl with

>>9899125

Does that make dried fruit the most heterosexual fruit?

>>9899125

>implying Pence can't just shoot lightning from his fingertips like Darth Sidious

>reddit spacing

you cuckchan fags never stop it.

spacing your shit.

is reddit garbage.

do you feel enlightened?

>>9898983

Hey friend, I'd like you to eat some venison well done. Its fucking shoe leather if you cook it any further than rare.

>>9899038

You're being obtuse and simplistic. While cooking meat can be absolutely a requirement in some circumstances, in others it is not. While certain raw foods are in fact indigestible, others are not. Calm your fucking tits.

>>9898689

>Cucks trying to paint Obama as some sort of health nut when he was a former pot smoker with an addiction to nicotine

Are they mad that Trump doesn't smoke, drink or do drugs? Wew.

>>9899207

Obama being some sort of almond-activating autist is very funny though.

>>9898689

>being very disciplined with food

>and avoiding.. potato chips and cake

… nigga I weigh 235lbs, lost 35 since trump took office, and even *I* fucking avoid chips and cake (also most carbs that arent from, usually, beans)

Its not "disciplined" its just not eatting like a useless fucking slob that doesnt care if they weigh 500lb (ya know, like my roommates whose diet consists of soda pizza and fast food, or my obese coworkers who I've yet to see show up to a shift without some big bag of candy or cheetos or or a bag full of mcdonalds burgers)

Even putting on all the weight I have over my life it wasn't from shoveling down bags of chips and pounds of cake, it was from putting sugar in my tea, and eating lots of carbs through things like sandwiches or mashed potatoes as a side on most meals

It truly disgusts me that its considered "disciplined" to simply NOT be stuffing your face 24/7 with little debbie cakes and chasing it with a drink consisting of mountain dew and dorittos thrown in a blender (no shit, that fat tub of goo "boogie" or w/e his name is actually did this at one point)

Our society is so fucked at this point. Its not wonder we have an obesity problem when just not being a disgusting blob is considered some sort of achievement

>>9899207

Almonds aren't even that good for you, Obama fell for the meme, no wonder he was such a cuck.

I've put a lot of work into trying to find what the optimal diet is for men -

The one that gives the best energy, best health levels, best hormone levels etc, and almonds are pretty shit tier.

Men should be eating meat (especially eggs, red meat, and liver), starches (unfortunately wheat has been tampered with and is no longer as good as it once was), dairy, cooked/fermented vegetables, and fruits/honey.

You know too I was reading a pretty interesting article by someone called Dr. L Wilson (maybe (((Wilson)), not sure) who says that in most cases liberals are liberals because their bodies are in a poor state of health from poor diet or poor diet of their mothers while they were in gestation.

And to people saying Trump should lose weight, I wouldn't fuck with his routine - as old as he is and as young as he acts he has to be doing something right. Best not to fix what isn't broken.

>>9899257

>nigga

why?

>our society is so fucked at this point

Agreed there, we need a hard reset or at least some smart people to help light a new way.

By the way potatoes aren't bad for you, if you are interested check out something called 'resistant starch' and read about potatoes and them and health. Also you can check out something called 'the potato diet' or 'the potato hack' (I forget which it is).

But also congrats on the weight loss.

>>9899271

>why?

I… honestly dont know. Probably something to do with re-watching boondocks recently

>>9899271

oh and sorry for double posting but I missed this

>potatoes arent bad for you

Oh I know, once I get my weight back down to a healthy size (probably in the 170-180 range), and once I'm going to the gym again, I'm going to readjust my diet back to something normal with a properly balanced macro setup which means carbs and health choices for them, and potatoes are fine.

I'll just never drink anything with sugar in it again, and will likely never buy any size container of chips in my life, and stuff with lots of bread like firehouse subs will be, ya know, weekend treats and the like, not something you eat regularly (which is how I got into this mess to begin with.. went from 290 to 320 over six months at one point because I was eating firehouse so damn much)

>>9898816

>sashaying

End your life

>>9899314

Appreciate it anon, I have a diet/exercise folder for infographs and the like (goes next to the survival/diy folder). But yeah, actually having gone off those things for awhile I actually noticed I noticeably bloat if I eat much of them now. Not actual weight gain just, bloating and I feel like that for a day or so until itll go away again. I dunno if it always happened and I just didnt notice due to my size, but now that my gut is much smaller I can tell a huge difference when it happens.

Either way, thanks again.

>>9899325

Question. Can I swap veggies with fruits and if not why?

>>9899335

Yeah the bloating can happen. Based on what I have read it usually is due to some gut biome stuff, might be worth looking into at some point.

>>9899353

You don't have to eat veggies in the way the health cucks say you should (large heaping plates of raw salad daily) but you should be eating things like cooked onions and garlic, cooked beets, cooked spinach, sauerkraut, whatever else that is appetizing to you, etc. I just eat them with my meals.

As for fruit they are completely different from vegetables. Less fiber and more sugars (in a good way). Completely different set of vitamins/minerals too. For example citrus fruits are very pro testosterone. Then theres stuff like melons which are great, figs, grapes, etc. You won't go wrong just following your instincts and eating what tastes good if its a natural product.

>>9899371

accidental sage

>>9898689

>Obama later said that was a joke, noting that he doesn't obsessively count out his almonds every night.

WHERE THEY ACTIVATED?

>>9899049

Looks tasty tbqh.

>>9899001

>cityfag detected.

I've been eating rare and medium venison for over 50 years and am no worse fort the wear. Just don't eat sick fucking animals, you ignorant pavement nigger.

>>9898689

>Trump get autistic detailed after-hours food

>obama counts his almonds

did one of you guys write this? Reads like quality lefty bait.

>>9899054

sushi is raw fish you don't see every one died after it right? Obviously meat gets cooked to kill parasites and germs n sheit but there is no harm in raw meat.

>>9898715

Way way way over Anons head

So why isn't anyone baiting the tumblr extra-salted whales into eating these (((reporters))) alive for fatshaming?

>>9899714

top kek

>>9898689

NO FAIR, NEXT HE'LL WANT MY TENDIES! MOMMY, WHAT ARE YOU THINKING? REEEEEEEEE!

>>9899481

He'll never know the wonder of fresh venison and will be fucked with all the shitskins on DOTR

So much projection.

All these cucks are stuck in school where Donald is the big boy bullying them.