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Dear Fat Kimmy, there's a French Banker married to a grandma who's plotting to replace you with Yeong Ten

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c7badc (3) No.9897677>>9898252 >>9899899 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

Rosie O'Donnell on suicide watch.

twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/862758098892619780

fb163f (2) No.9897685>>9897697

inb4 shillpost is 1st


c7badc (3) No.9897697>>9897704 >>9898037 >>9898360 >>9899686 >>9899899

>>9897685

I'm guessing shills are furiously working to try and think of a good way to fight back against Trump's tweets right now.

twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/862767872879325185


25199a (2) No.9897704>>9897721 >>9897768

Top kek, that fat bitch is going to have a meltdown.

>>9897697

>laughing up their sleeves

What did he mean by this?


be841b (1) No.9897721>>9897768 >>9897790 >>9898311 >>9899095 >>9899686

File (hide): a935aa46822d29e⋯.jpg (47.24 KB, 1078x548, 539:274, Capture.JPG)

>>9897704

>>9897704

You can try alot fucking harder than that anon jesus.

Was that so difficult you couldn't manage it?


bdbc62 (2) No.9897731

Oh, what a tangled web we weave. When first we practice to deceive!


198432 (2) No.9897758>>9897770

When the emperor shitposts this hard, it means a gift of liberal tears are about to flow soon.


8ae78c (2) No.9897768>>9897787 >>9897793 >>9898037 >>9898137 >>9899686

File (hide): 05be25b6f4a6972⋯.png (181.49 KB, 888x935, 888:935, 1494535409150.png)

>>9897721

>>9897704

4D chess move. That is a legitimate phrase. All libturds screeching about it are in for a check mate move


c84fe4 (1) No.9897769>>9897771 >>9898522 >>9898939

Is our Don finally back lads?


fb163f (2) No.9897770

>>9897758

Or one step closer for Rosie's stroke and diabetes type 2


c7badc (3) No.9897771>>9897790

>>9897769

>implying he ever left


6e6535 (2) No.9897787>>9898190 >>9898268

>>9897768

Dunno how people don't know what that means. I guess maybe it's a little old-timey, but its hardly obscure.


25199a (2) No.9897790>>9897803

>>9897721

Thanks anon, am lazy, can confirm.

>>9897771

April was just the setup month. Always appear weak when you're strong.


bdbc62 (2) No.9897793>>9898137

>>9897768

They still can't accept the idea that he is smarter than them.


198432 (2) No.9897803>>9897817

>>9897790

April showers bring May flowers?


fecce6 (1) No.9897817

>>9897803

Mayflowers bring pilgrims.


ef3239 (2) No.9898037>>9898076 >>9898134 >>9898147 >>9898182 >>9898258 >>9899686 >>9899899

File (hide): 369685f05175db0⋯.png (59.49 KB, 558x346, 279:173, twitter.png)

>>9897697

>>9897768

Here I thought it was a common expression?


993244 (1) No.9898076>>9899211

>>9898037

I never heard it but he's smart as hell and I wouldn't doubt it offhand. I still think he's playing way too much of a slow burn with his israeli friends but its so goes to see shitposting again. Feels like 2015 fam.


2f6a5d (1) No.9898096

Ayyy lmao


08e2ac (1) No.9898134

>>9898037

it's only a common expression if you're half-way educated and/or speak standard American English.

(((journalists))) and nogs aren't/don't.


f3be79 (1) No.9898137

File (hide): 7136a6f8977e72e⋯.png (174.95 KB, 1228x640, 307:160, iq.png)


8ae78c (2) No.9898147>>9898178 >>9898239 >>9899065 >>9899754

>>9898037

trump tweets. Autists screech in the tweet replies


07a9dc (2) No.9898176>>9899163 >>9899748

File (hide): aef67427d2c60bc⋯.jpg (29.13 KB, 720x480, 3:2, 1494129855382.jpg)

Did they ever give an official reason for Comey getting canned yet?


ffd091 (1) No.9898178>>9898192 >>9898211 >>9898320 >>9899253 >>9899747 >>9899899 >>9899984

File (hide): cdad32de96e94de⋯.jpg (97.36 KB, 318x968, 159:484, autism1.jpg)

File (hide): 383baa48e7d1461⋯.jpg (128.64 KB, 727x790, 727:790, autist.jpg)

File (hide): e987d5280905e84⋯.jpg (107 KB, 802x786, 401:393, autist_payme.jpg)

>>9898147

they can't contain their autism into 1 tweet


8140a1 (1) No.9898182>>9898220 >>9898460 >>9899253 >>9899408

>>9898037

Trump just found a new meme that really gets under leftie cuck skin and makes them super butthurt - use uncommon/old phrases and colloquialisms. I expect him to get a lot of mileage out of this meme, just look at the tears it's producing


33ec9a (6) No.9898190>>9898253 >>9898257

>>9897787

It isn't in Harry Potter or Star Wars, therefore it is not a legitimate expression.


167670 (2) No.9898192>>9898200 >>9898201 >>9898207 >>9899424

>>9898178

Is LeGate Jewish? Why do people have such weird surnames.

>tfw I have one of the most common surnames


33ec9a (6) No.9898200

>>9898192

Lots and lots of french kikes.


58bfe7 (3) No.9898201>>9898207 >>9898272

>>9898192

Smith?


33ec9a (6) No.9898207>>9898231

>>9898192

>>9898201

Probably Wang.


e89017 (1) No.9898211

File (hide): 0f68ed10c9a374c⋯.jpg (33.51 KB, 252x226, 126:113, 1463594963900.jpg)

>>9898178

>contact William LeGate for $20

He certainly has his head up his ass.


807bf4 (1) No.9898220>>9898237

>>9898182

He did it with Schlonged during the campaign.


58bfe7 (3) No.9898231

>>9898207

Wang is a funny name because it reminds me of a word used as a replacement for penis.

So to think of someone with the name "Wang" really makes me laugh out loud at how funny it really is.


07a9dc (2) No.9898237

>>9898220

Schlonged is Yiddish though, its a different kind of trolling.


f039a1 (3) No.9898239

>>9898147

>trump tweets. Autists screech in the tweet replies

And they reply fucking instantly which means they are just sitting there waiting for Trump to tweet. Their whole lives revolve around Trump. He lives rent free in their minds.


723fa2 (1) No.9898252>>9898274 >>9898403 >>9899399

>>9897677 (OP)

I suddenly remembered that little feud they had.

I don't think there's a better way to win an argument than this. First, become the president. Then rip open old wounds in the smuggest way possible. Was becoming the president just part of his 6d chess plan to BTFO Rosie from the start?


6206e4 (2) No.9898253>>9898262

>>9898190

I'd tweet that it exists to him, then ask him if it coming from a star wars movie or makesit real. In got an empty salt shaker here.


be36df (1) No.9898257

File (hide): a65a66ded806235⋯.jpg (315.97 KB, 1021x1200, 1021:1200, 363ec7ad0ecc7199a50d9f00cc….jpg)

>>9898190

Obviously, normies don't know enough 2D


0a2efe (1) No.9898258>>9899387

>>9898037

This man is an embarrassment to Russians and Slavs and I hope to personally fucking kill him with my bare hands


6206e4 (2) No.9898262

>>9898253

* makes it real or not. Fucking phone.


f039a1 (3) No.9898268>>9898308

>>9897787

Waiting for Trump to use "niggardly".


167670 (2) No.9898272>>9898279 >>9898281

>>9898201

Gutiérrez I'm Spanish not a spic thank you very much :^)


f039a1 (3) No.9898274>>9898403

>>9898252

Trump and Rosie both fed off that feud. Trump restarting it would be the best thing to happen to her in decades. She would be doing TV interviews and get work left and right again.


58bfe7 (3) No.9898279>>9898655

>>9898272

>I'm Spanish

So why are you on a board for white people?


33ec9a (6) No.9898281>>9898655 >>9899705

>>9898272

>I'm Spanish not a spic

Tomato potato, wetback.


2d6d18 (1) No.9898308>>9898391 >>9898763

File (hide): 14b5c3537a848df⋯.png (165.68 KB, 457x493, 457:493, Screen Shot 2017-05-12 at ….png)

>>9898268

one of the best words for salt.


1c28f5 (2) No.9898311

>>9897721

if you get enough people to flag the phrase you used to be able to change it on google Mabey its now different any way looking into it maybe up vote a new phrase SOMETHING Triggering get the meaning of

Laugh up ones sleave to ___?


fd3d4f (1) No.9898320>>9898334 >>9898435 >>9899472

File (hide): 63ac3a1fdb16387⋯.png (211.79 KB, 1080x1920, 9:16, Screenshot_20170511-182445.png)

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>>9898178

(770) 850-9753 let William know how much you love him


1c28f5 (2) No.9898334

>>9898320

I GOT THIS


33ec9a (6) No.9898340

William brought piss to a shitfight.


1cf9d4 (1) No.9898360>>9898719

File (hide): ed505f954bea322⋯.png (470.64 KB, 920x537, 920:537, ed505f954bea3224fca772b5af….png)

>>9897697

4D SLEEVE-LAUGHING


cc37d0 (1) No.9898391

>>9898308

>liberals judge people based on how they speak

>but liberals are too dumb to understand post-middle school english

l o l


5039de (1) No.9898403>>9898457 >>9899435 >>9899649

File (hide): 5d92f507c0ea1dd⋯.gif (1.9 MB, 320x200, 8:5, laughingcaocao.gif)

File (hide): 37fd95469ce93c8⋯.png (1.4 MB, 2000x2241, 2000:2241, 37fd95469ce93c81353603e60f….png)

>>9898252

>>9898274

Would seem to be a pretty damn fine way of keeping the (((lugenpresse))) and libs distracted and occupied while Trump does his magic. I see that he's biding his time and letting the whole Russia shit continue to drag on and get stale as fuck, while also having the lugenpresse work themselves up into a tizzy. But fucking christ, I look forward to when he finally pulls the plug on them and blows them out of the water. But I see his strategy. The longer this drags on, the more it gets old, gets on people's nerves, and other shit. Then when the BTFO comes, it'll destroy msm stations and democratic party's credibility at a large scale. If the dems and lugenpresse were smart they'd drop this issue, but they never will. This is going to backfire on (((them))) spectacularly.


60e9f8 (1) No.9898435>>9898693

>>9898320

call and ask where to send the 20 dollars.


696536 (1) No.9898457

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>>9898403

>Russia shit continue to drag on and get stale as fuck

They are trying to "Keep the pressure on. Never let up." but its turning into "A tactic that drags on too long becomes a drag."


b9a2db (1) No.9898460

>>9898182

>mfw we do this and pepper in fake ones too

>lefties can't tell the difference


1edeb8 (1) No.9898522>>9898899

>>9897769

the marble columns got to him then he woke up


afd508 (1) No.9898655

>>9898279

>>9898281

Spaniards are white, you fucking morons.


833d93 (1) No.9898693

>>9898435

Call and ask him to send YOU $20, since it says "contact him for $20"

Ask him where your $20 is


9f3414 (1) No.9898719

>>9898360

like pottery


6e6535 (2) No.9898763

>>9898308

I remember this. There were a number of niggers

there (ie offended city employees), and they freaked out when he said "niggardly". He had to resign because the niggers would have looked retarded otherwise (which they did anyway, to anyone who wasn't a moron). So they just quietly rehired him later.


cb79c1 (1) No.9898899

>>9898522

>Comfy rally meme


33ec9a (6) No.9898939>>9899077

>>9897769

He just needed to fire someone.


59f1e1 (1) No.9899008

File (hide): c0b7da8575e2ce1⋯.png (167.21 KB, 357x389, 357:389, c0b7da8575e2ce1667884e17e2….png)

ROSIE, IS A LOSER.


1391bc (1) No.9899044>>9899397

File (hide): 6b5db1c0c18277e⋯.mp4 (9.74 MB, 480x360, 4:3, Fred Rogers Acceptance Spe….mp4) [play once] [loop]

still can't get over how unmoved she was at mr rogers


d9f9fe (6) No.9899065

>>9898147

That's insulting to autists. Autists know idioms, they aren't idiots.


d9f9fe (6) No.9899077>>9899841

>>9898939

>fucking congressmen and senators bitching

>fucking advisors bitching

>holy shit everything is so annoying and nothing much is getting done

>Fuck it. "COMEY YOU'RE FIRED!"

>Wait a minute. I'm the President of the United States of America

>Wait a minute. I'm Donald J Trump.

>Wait a minute I'm Donald J Trump THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA AND I AM ASSUMING FULL CONTROL


2d5721 (1) No.9899095

>>9897721

I legit didn't know that was an actual phrase; thanks anon.


cd0be4 (1) No.9899163

>>9898176

kek, 10/10 meme


1ce16e (1) No.9899211

>>9898076

>>Feels like 2015 fam

plz no


ef3239 (2) No.9899253

File (hide): 17120a2cab4efe4⋯.jpg (68.84 KB, 540x661, 540:661, fee84b952a0a8a9ca87972f3aa….jpg)

>>9898178

They do this deliberately in order to take up the first few pages of replies with negative comments.

>>9898182

It's not like it's a hard expression to figure out, though. See figures 1 and 2 at the top-left of this post. They just… don't stop to think.


75fffc (1) No.9899387

>>9898258

cry more Ivan


626f9d (1) No.9899397

>>9899044

Checked.


d9f9fe (6) No.9899399

>>9898252

>The year is 20XX

>New biotechnology has allowed for complete regeneration of missing limbs and healing of gruesome injuries

>Your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to care for young girls and boys who have been grievously injured or fallen ill until the time when new replacements can be grown, sometimes a multi-year process.

>You are Katawa Sensei


d9f9fe (6) No.9899406

>Be me

>Be Current Year 2 of Our God Emperor (Praise kek memes be upon him)

>Can only communicate effectively by greentext

>Doesn't matter

>Still winning

>Never going to get tired of winning


19aeda (2) No.9899408

>>9898182

I can think of a couple.

better dead than red

work sets you free


19aeda (2) No.9899424

>>9898192

I knew a kike family named La Bel. There's an insane amount of french jews.. Also wayyyy more central american crypto jews than you would every fucking suspect


f19bc7 (1) No.9899428>>9899621

Christ, it's not even worth going on twitter anymore. Scroll down and you're eyes are accosted by shill after shill after shill. Sickening sub-humans…


2fcdee (1) No.9899435

>>9898403

I predict a 2 year long cat and mouse game to destroy them around midterm time.


abff5a (1) No.9899472

>>9898320

>castro

I guarantee thats him


d9f9fe (6) No.9899621

>>9899428

It's impossible to get a competitor going unless you have bottomless pockets like the kikes. I don't know if Twitter has ever made a profit.


cd3f6c (1) No.9899649

>>9898403

They're doubling down on the Russia narrative, even with Democrats losing seats left and right last election. Unless Russia hacked every fucking election in the country, it just boils down to people having had enough of their shit. Instead of owning up to that fact, they're retreating deeper into the echo chamber.

I have a feeling the next election is going to be even worse for them and they'll continue to screech about Putin


b2636f (3) No.9899686>>9899724

File (hide): aefa919b9ed9160⋯.jpg (25.9 KB, 480x319, 480:319, D28.jpg)

>>9898037

>>9897768

>>9897721

>>9897697

I am Spanish. English is not my first language. I have never been to an English speaking country. And I knew that fucking expression. What the heck.


b2636f (3) No.9899705>>9899727

File (hide): 71f6f72f9a1ccc7⋯.jpg (503.88 KB, 2000x1193, 2000:1193, spain-location-map.jpg)

>>9898281

You trolling, right?


42df00 (1) No.9899724>>9899732 >>9899814

>>9899686

I love Spain, but since I live in Arizona, Spanish just looks like spicnigger talk. Shame, you guys were really cool with Franco.


fbbe9e (1) No.9899727

[pop]YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>9899705

Reconquista soon?


b2636f (3) No.9899732>>9899791

>>9899724

> Spanish just looks like spicnigger talk.

They pronounce and use it in a whole different way, it is like ebonics.


a51a63 (1) No.9899747

>>9898178

>pay to receive a response

Peak ((((CAPITALISM))))


3973e5 (1) No.9899748

>>9898176

Congrats to the photographer and hair&makeup, they made made the thumbnail version of Amy look almost attractive.


8863dd (1) No.9899754>>9899776 >>9899822

>>9898147

Twitter altered his algorithm, instead of seeing pro replies you only get leftist anti-trump cancer pushed in order to spread negativity.

Twitter owners should be slowly hung and killed.


d9f9fe (6) No.9899776

>>9899754

I thought it was just bots rushing to get first post.


a89e8d (1) No.9899791

>>9899732

Iberians fucking hate Mexicans and other mestizo trash. Europeans hate mudskins who butcher their language who woulda thunk.


e78bcb (1) No.9899814

>>9899724

>you guys were really cool with Franco

Franco was a sandnigger dicksleeve. He did some good things about the communists, but that's it


755e1c (1) No.9899822

>>9899754

I think it was found that they changed it to go with those that get more likes or something.

Leftists obsess over Trump's twitter and especially their favorite twitter celebs that reply to all his comments, so they're going to end up with more likes on their replies than those on the right.


1565b2 (1) No.9899841

File (hide): 4bea49060dbcccc⋯.jpg (46.17 KB, 638x480, 319:240, trump you guys check those….jpg)


15b70c (1) No.9899899

File (hide): a066301db4ad44f⋯.jpg (18.14 KB, 219x255, 73:85, laughing president.jpg)

>>9897677 (OP)

>>9897697

Ahh lads I missed these bantz.

>>9898037

I never heard of this expression either, maybe in another world line it is more common.

>>9898178

Top fucking Kek I never heard of this clown but he seems especially butthurt judging by that pepe image.


c84e31 (1) No.9899984

>>9898178

>His companies' apps have received over 7 million installs

>received installs

Wew

>Contact William LeGate for $20. Pay only if you get a response

>phone sex line for startupfags

WEW




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