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Sasha Banks just may be the Beyoncé of pro wrestling
From California to Boston, from villain to hero — the new superstar talks about what it means to be The Boss
Here’s when I realized Sasha Banks was the best wrestler in the world.
In August 2015, Banks was wrestling archenemy and perennial superhero Bayley in front of a sold-out Barclays Arena crowd in Brooklyn, New York. Banks had Bayley in a submission hold called The Banks Statement, in which she places her enemy on her stomach and wrenches her head and neck back. Bayley was using her free hand, which had just been broken a month earlier (in real life) to try to reach the ropes and cause Banks to relinquish the hold. Banks responded by using her free foot to viciously stomp Bayley’s hand.
The crowd erupted, screaming at Banks’ dastardly act. Screaming for Bayley to persevere. And screaming out of pure passion for what they were watching. The moment illustrated Banks’ ability to improvise and to draw crowds into the emotion of a match and make everyone forget we’re watching something with a predetermined outcome.
“I wasn’t even thinking,” said Banks. “I was so in the match I just thought, I need to stop her from reaching the ropes.” The moment wasn’t planned. The moment was genius. Banks, at just 24, understands how to make matches work. “Me and Bayley … the stars aligned. It was voted Match of the Year, the first time for women. That’s how special that match was.” And that’s how special Banks is.
Banks’ real name is Mercedes Kaestner-Varnado, She is the reigning two-time WWE Women’s Champion. And she is obliterating the idea of a glass ceiling.
Banks has headlined WWE Network events. You might think Sable had done it, but no. Banks has been in a match that was voted by WWE fans as Match of the Year. You might think Chyna had done that, but no — no woman had ever done that either. On Oct. 3, Banks was the main event on WWE’s flagship RAW. She won the WWE Women’s title in the process, which no woman had done since Trish Stratus wrestled Lita, and that was 12 years ago. And on Sunday she’s headlining a WWE pay-per-view event against Charlotte, a great wrestler in her own right who also happens to be daughter of Ric Flair, the greatest wrestler of all time. Headlining a pay-per-view: That’s also something no woman has ever done before. Until Banks.
Fans chant “We want Sasha” while other women wrestlers wrestle. The loudest reactions on any given night are when Banks returns from any kind of temporary break. She’s one of wrestling’s hottest acts — male or female — and she’s nowhere near her prime.
What it’s about is Banks’ “The Boss” persona.
The Boss is no-nonsense. She’s as trill in the ring as she is on the microphone. Banks strides to the ring in a bedazzled leather jacket, a four-finger “Boss” ring, and Kanye West shades. She’s 5 1/2 feet of cockiness — with all the fire of a Love & Hip-Hop reunion episode. When Charlotte’s hair clip-ins occasionally fall out during a match, Banks picks them up and parades around with them, yelling about how she “snatches edges.” “The Boss is a mix between Nicki Minaj … Kanye West, Floyd Mayweather and Snoop Dogg,” said Banks. “It’s me turned up to 100.” Perhaps, more accurately, it’s Kaestner-Varnado turned up to a thousand.
Because when she’s not on camera, Kaestner-Varnado is an anime fan, a self-proclaimed nerd, and a relatively shy, somewhat awkward everygirl. That’s exactly how she appeared when she first got to WWE’s minor league organization, NXT, which trains wrestlers and allows them to compete in live shows at Full Sail University near Orlando, Florida. By her own account, Banks was bland and foundering when she got there in 2012.
She had the chops in the ring, though. And needed a character. NXT has “promo class” as part of its curriculum: Wrestlers develop characters and how they will present themselves on camera. That class was run by Dusty Rhodes, a legendary wrestler known for his iconic promos.
“Dusty would always say [mimicking his trademark lisp], ‘There’s something to this, babyyy. I want to you to be sassyyyy.’ People would wonder why I’m dressed like I’m dressed and acting like Kanye West, but I just kept coming to class and working on it. It became this persona.” And in the blink of an eye, Kaestner-Varnado disappears and The Boss starts talking like she’s back in Rhodes’ promo class — or in front of 10,000 fans.
“I’m a boss,” she said. “I was born to do this. I’m built for success. I’m here to show the world I’m the best. I’m not cocky. I’m confident. Any time I walk into the room, people are going to see me because I am a boss. When I walk into the room, people will know they’re in a room with the boss.”
The Boss is the Beyoncé of the WWE. Mentioning this adds fuel to her performance. “Oh, hell yeah, you’re right. I am the Beyoncé of the WWE. I am. The Beyoncé of the WWE. Beyoncé is the greatest, so I am the greatest. Not only in the Women’s division, I’m trying to show the guys I’m better than them. I can close out RAW every week if you give me the opportunity. I want to be the face of the women’s division and I will be.”
She lets out a light chuckle as if that’s her cue to turn back into Mercedes. The Boss has gone back behind the curtain.
As Banks started to hone in on her Boss character and show more attitude in her early days at NXT, joining a Mean Girls-like faction called the BFFs, the Full Sail audience began a now-infamous chant: “Sasha’s ratchet” … clap clap clapclapclap … “Sasha’s ratchet.”
Ratchet, of course, is synonymous with “ghetto.” There’s racism in a mostly white crowd chanting that label at Banks — and only Banks — who is black and German. “It’s one of those things,” said Latoya Ferguson, who covers wrestling for The AV Club. “The people at Full Sail don’t understand the racial connotations … Luckily ‘ratchet’ isn’t as popular a phrase with white people anymore.”
Banks told fellow wrestler Chris Jericho on his podcast, last summer: “[Ratchet] means a trashy ghetto girl, sadly.” But that’s not why the chant rattled her initially.
“I heard the chant for the first time during a match with Emma and I thought they were saying ‘Sasha’s rat s—.’ It was the worst feeling in the world. I went to the back after the match and thought they hated the match. It hurt.”
Some wrestlers have been known to fold or fall apart when crowds react unexpectedly, especially in a negative way. What Banks did in response to the “ratchet” chants showed her promise for greatness. She started wearing “I’m not ratchet” shirts to the ring. She talked about how much better she was than the audience, about how she’s a real-life star — and they’re just peasants. And when the crowd yelled at her, she improvised and fired back. Soon half of the Full Sail crowd would yell back “No, she’s not!” at the top of their lungs to counteract the ratchet chants. Banks had won over the crowd, which created a problem: The Boss is a “villain,” so she had to find ways to make the crowd keep hating her.
And this is where Banks is a master. She plays with the crowd’s emotions. She gets a little sadistic if she has to. She does things like stomp on Bayley’s hand. She makes little girls cry. Really. A month after that Barclay’s match, Banks and Bayley’s rematch was a 30-minute Iron Man match. It was the first time women competed in such a contest in WWE, and Banks amped up the evil. Bayley’s biggest fan, Izzy, an elementary school-age girl, attends every NXT taping and cheers rabidly for her favorite wrestler. During the Iron Man match, Banks walked to Izzy’s seat, yanked her headband off of her head and posed with it in the ring, mocking Izzy while the little girl cried her eyes out. Then Banks threw the headband at her to add insult. The moment was unplanned and fans, again, erupted.
“I love it when I first come out and people cheer me,” Banks told Jericho. “And to see if I can change them. I love when … I can see how to make them turn on me — just like that.”
Ironically it was her popularity as a villain that led to her becoming a hero. Since she got the call last July to move up to RAW, she’s been allowed to embrace the crowds who have fallen in love with her over the years. “It’s an adjustment,” she said. “It’s hard for me to believe that fans like me now. I think it started from fans respecting my matches. And when I wasn’t on TV, they wanted to see me. But I’m happy. I can do [wrestling’s term for “good guys”] baby face, I can do it all.”
And when she finally won the Women’s title from Charlotte for good on that Oct. 3 episode of RAW, the outpouring of love from fans was insane. The reaction was like a live sporting event — fans cheering like their fave had won the Super Bowl. “I,” said Ferguson, who attended that match, “hugged a stranger.” The next step is to become WWE’s next big marketable star. Not bad for a shy girl from Northern California.
Banks was born on the wrestling mats of NXT, but Kaestner-Varnado was born in Fairfield, California — about equidistant between Oakland and Napa. She moved around a lot as a child because her family was always searching for the right schools and doctors for her brother, Joshua, who has autism and tuberous sclerosis complex — a disorder that causes tumors in the heart and brain.
The family moved from California to Iowa when she was 8, and then there was Iowa, and Minnesota. Banks’ mother struggled to find steady work while taking care of her son. When Banks was 13, she opted to take online classes from home so she could look after her brother while her mom worked temp jobs. “That’s how much [my brother] meant to me,” said Banks. “And how much he means to me.”
Ever since Banks was 10 and became a wrestling fan, she sent emails to wrestling schools asking for tryouts, but couldn’t get accepted until she was 18. She fell even deeper in love with the sport while tagging along with her cousin, Snoop Dogg (really) to WWE events. She hoped she would get WWE CEO Vince McMahon’s attention and get signed on the spot. When Banks’ mother got a job in Boston after seven years of unemployment, Banks sent an email to the New England Pro Wrestling Academy and got a tryout. “I call Boston my hometown,” said Banks, “because that’s where I found myself and came into my own.”
After a few months at the academy, Banks started doing wrestling shows across New England, mostly at Chaotic Wrestling, where she wrestled as “Mercedes KV.” She made a name for herself in the local territories, and after a couple of years she sent a tryout tape to WWE. She was quickly signed to join NXT. This is where the legend of Sasha Banks was born.
Banks, along with the other members of the four Horsewomen — Charlotte, Becky Lynch and Bayley — who joined NXT at roughly the same time, are credited with elevating women’s wrestling in WWE. The company had a long history of treating women wrestlers as pure eye candy. Women wrestlers were referred to as Divas and more often than not competed in matches where they’d strip each other down to bras and panties, slam each other into pools of pudding, or have pillow fights in lingerie.
“There were the Trish [Stratus] and Litas of the world who rose above the objectification,” said Ferguson, “but I try not to watch those old episodes of RAW.” While black male wrestlers sometimes played pimps or gangsters or crooks, black women were, for the most part, treated like the other women on the roster, for better or worse. So while there weren’t too many race-related stories for women wrestlers, they were simply objectified on account of being women. Bras. Panties. Eye candy.
Banks and the other Horsewomen were determined to break the tradition of short women’s matches that simply showed off their bodies. They pushed and they were given more time for their matches — often at least 10 minutes long as opposed to the previous three or four minutes for women’s matches on WWE’s main roster. And they were allowed to be more physical. That physicality has added to the greatness of Banks’ matches, but it’s also caused some concern among fans, and even allegedly among those in WWE’s front office.
In 2016, Banks has had to take time off multiple times to heal from various injuries. She suffered a concussion after being kneed by a referee earlier this year and was on rest in September to recover from “nagging injuries” that were aggravated by a miscue in which Charlotte dropped her on her back and neck in the corner of the ring during their Summerslam match in August. Banks is slight with a billed weight of 114 pounds and has a style like a wrestling Russell Westbrook. Her size plus style have raised questions about her long-term health. But she has no intention of slowing down.
“I try to outdo myself with every match,” she said. “But I’ve learned that you can’t try to outdo yourself every time. You have to do what comes natural. Really, I just want to go out there and be better than the guys.”
But then the Boss returns.
“S— happens,” she said. “People thought I had a serious neck injury after Summerslam. If it was that serious, would I have come back in a few weeks? No. I get more injured wearing high heels to the arena than wrestling.”
Can Kyler Murray follow in Russell Wilson’s footsteps?
The Cardinals rookie already has the support of the Seahawks star
GLENDALE, Ariz. — A few months before the Arizona Cardinals made Kyler Murray only the fifth African American quarterback selected first overall in the NFL draft, Russell Wilson, the Seattle Seahawks’ Super Bowl-winning signal-caller, reached out to the young quarterback. Impressed by how Murray performed on and off the field while starring for the Oklahoma Sooners last season, Wilson called Murray to offer some advice on how to succeed on his next journey.
And to hear Murray tell it, Wilson connected with his audience.
“Everything he said to me … it was really helpful,” Murray recalled recently. “He gave me all types of tips about coming into [the NFL], what you have to do to be the type of quarterback I want to be, just what to expect.
“Just the knowledge about how to carry yourself, how to establish who you are and what you’re trying to accomplish, you have to appreciate that. But now that I’m here, obviously, we’re competitors. When I compete against him, I want to beat him.”
Murray’s first opportunity comes Sunday.
In the first of the NFC West division rivals’ two regular-season encounters, Arizona plays host to Seattle for Murray-Wilson I, which is among the most intriguing matchups this season: Murray is Wilson’s mirror image; Wilson was one of the black quarterbacks whom Murray most admired while he was climbing the ladder; Wilson helped open doors for Murray; and then Wilson, 30, extended a helping hand to the 22-year-old rookie. Add in the fact that African American passers are at the height of their power in the league during its centennial season and, well, there is a whole lot going on here.
Wilson, who was the highest-paid player in NFL history until Los Angeles Rams passer Jared Goff recently eclipsed him, gets the big picture as well as any superstar quarterback in today’s game.
“Murray is going to be special,” Wilson told The Undefeated during training camp. “I really believe that. He’s got to do it on the field. Obviously, that’s where you have to go make it count. But he can. He will.”
Through his first three career games, Murray has experienced the inevitable growing pains that all rookie quarterbacks encounter. But the 2018 Heisman Trophy winner has also shown flashes of the talent that prompted the Cardinals to make him the top overall pick despite selecting quarterback Josh Rosen 10th overall in the previous draft (Arizona traded Rosen to the Miami Dolphins in April). Murray ranks 19th in Total QBR (ahead of Derek Carr, Andy Dalton and Baker Mayfield, among others), which is an encouraging sign for the Cardinals and their fans. Murray is still seeking his first victory, but what’s coming into focus is that the Cardinals appear to have a foundation on which to build.
Knowledgeable observers of the team agree, including former NFL head coach Mike Shanahan.
“This Kyler Murray … I watch him and I’m just blown away,” said Shanahan, who led the Denver Broncos to consecutive Super Bowl titles in the late 1990s. “Just how well he plays, how well he throws the ball. I was expecting to see a running quarterback, but no. He throws it.”
Murray reminds Shanahan a lot of Wilson, which, as previously noted, isn’t surprising.
Once upon a time in the NFL, a quarterback of Murray’s stature (at the scouting combine, Murray was measured at 5 feet, 10 inches) would not have been selected in the first round, let alone first overall. Seventy-four players were selected ahead of Wilson (5 feet, 11 inches), who went in the third round in 2012.
Of course, Wilson then helped the Seahawks win a Super Bowl, and NFL decision-makers began to re-evaluate their anachronistic thoughts about the prototypical size for the position. Rams head coach Sean McVay will face Wilson and Murray four times during the NFC West schedule. He’s not looking forward to it.
“Typically, the thought process has been that the bigger guys are the right guys, and all you can do is go on comps,” McVay said. “But the more you study the game, you realize that people aren’t necessarily throwing over people. They’re really throwing through windows, they’re negotiating pockets. Obviously, you have to be able to see.
“But I don’t necessarily know, when everybody talks about height, if we’re talking about the right things. Because what you’re really doing is, you’re negotiating and changing your arm angle. And those types of guys who maybe don’t have the height we’ve looked at in the past but can play … they changed the mold. Now, it’s definitely not a one-size-fits-all deal.”
Which is great for the young quarterbacks behind Murray and Wilson who resemble them in more ways than one.
“Kids who play quarterback and aren’t tall, they’re always reaching out to me and telling me they love seeing how I play,” Murray said. “They see someone they can identify with in a lot of ways, like I looked at guys like Michael Vick and Russell. They see an opportunity because the game has changed. They see that there’s a place for them.”
As Vick, Wilson and others have already proved, there’s definitely a place in the NFL for Murray and their ilk, McVay said.
“Most of these defenses are predicated on playing 11-on-10. They don’t account for the quarterback in the run game,” said McVay, who has led the Rams to consecutive NFC West titles. “When that creates an extra gap, they’re actually short.
“Then, they’ve got to figure out creative ways to gain that defender back that they never had to utilize. A quarterback who can run helps balance out the numbers that most of these defensive rules have been predicated on for so long.”
Just like Wilson, Murray has already confounded would-be tacklers with his elusiveness (he has also rushed for 86 yards and a 6.1-yard average). How to further hone that skill is something Murray will undoubtedly discuss with Wilson. With the relentless drumbeat of the season, and the fact that they’re competing within the same division, Murray and Wilson haven’t had an ongoing dialogue, but Murray said he “would love to get with him and pick his brain” in the offseason.
Wilson, a five-time Pro Bowler, is eager to chop it up with Murray as well.
“I’m looking forward to going to battle against him, watching his success and watching him play for a long time,” Wilson said. “He’s going to be a great player for a long time.”
If Murray winds up being as good as Wilson believes he can be, they’ll have even more to talk about.
‘Role players did that’: Connecticut Sun shares similarities with 2004 Detroit Pistons
The No. 2-seeded Sun should embrace its underdog status, and hoops history, in the WNBA Finals against the Washington Mystics
The stage is set. The league’s two best teams, the Washington Mystics and the Connecticut Sun, will face off in the WNBA Finals to crown a new champion. However, while the folks in New England have high hopes that the Sun will shine, the rest of the country seems to favor the Mystics (including here).
Now, let’s not get it twisted, the Mystics are good. Damn good. They aren’t the No. 1 overall seed for nothing. But all that glitters is not gold.
It was 15 years ago that the 2004 Detroit Pistons showed basketball fans everywhere not to let what’s on paper fool them, and this 2019 Connecticut team is very reminiscent of that NBA squad.
On paper, the ’04 Pistons were overmatched by a Los Angeles Lakers roster that boasted Shaquille O’Neal, Kobe Bryant, Karl Malone and Gary Payton. Like the Lakers, the Mystics have all the advantages on paper: They breezed through the regular season, setting a WNBA record with eight wins by 25-plus points. They have the league MVP, Elena Delle Donne, who is healthy this year. Emma Meesseman is a walking bucket (she’s a piece the Mystics missed in their run to the Finals last season, a series they ultimately lost to the Seattle Storm in a three-game sweep). 2016 WNBA champion Kristi Toliver, who missed 11 games this season with a bone bruise in her right knee, has returned. And, oh, by the way, Natasha Cloud is flexing on everyone on and off the court. To cap it off, they have arguably one of the best coaches in the game in Mike Thibault.
The Sun, meanwhile, is facing a 14-year Finals drought (just like the ’04 Pistons), having not played in the championship round since 2005 — ironically with Thibault at the helm. But, much like those Pistons, the team has showed an ability to be successful without a defined “superstar” (and I use that term loosely).
Sure, the Pistons had Ben Wallace and Rasheed Wallace, both four-time All-Stars, and Chauncey “Mr. Big Shot” Billups, who, alongside Rip Hamilton, went on to make three All-Star appearances in that time span. But Detroit was the epitome of team ball over star power.
Detroit Pistons’ Mike James (center) waits for teammate Rasheed Wallace (right) during Game 5 of the 2004 NBA Finals. The Pistons defeated the Los Angeles Lakers 100-87 to win the NBA championship.
Wally Skalij/Los Angeles Times via Getty Images
Admittedly, there is an argument to be made that Sun center Jonquel Jones is a megastar in her own right, but Connecticut hasn’t reached its level of success this season on the back of one player. The Sun’s starting five, who have opened every game this season on the center circle together, have all made contributions.
The second-seeded Sun took it personally when it was called a group of “role players” on an ESPN broadcast earlier this month, and guard Courtney Williams mockingly expanded on the brash comments during her postgame interview after Connecticut swept the Los Angeles Sparks to secure its spot in the Finals.
"TELL 'EM A BUNCH OF ROLE PLAYERS DID THAT. BELIEVE IT." pic.twitter.com/UmwuVwXo06
— Connecticut Sun (@ConnecticutSun) September 20, 2019
One can imagine Detroit felt the same way when Jim Carty of The Ann Arbor News wrote, “The question isn’t who wins, but how long the Los Angeles Lakers toy with the Detroit Pistons en route to a 10th NBA Championship. Five games? Six?” Or when the Los Angeles Daily News published a similar article that threw more shade than a side chick on Valentine’s Day: “The Lakers need to do all of us — fans, media, the NBA — a huge favor and jump all over Detroit. Just stomp on them. Beat them down and wipe them out in four games. Before the Pistons threatened to bore us to death.”
It’s fair to assume the Pistons used this fuel to stoke their desire to win, and it appears Connecticut is looking to do the same. The Sun has adopted the #disrespeCT hashtag on social media, created motivational videos to embrace their underdog status and will be issuing T-shirts in Game 3 to fans that read “Role Players Did That.”
But as important as team ball was for the Pistons, so was their dedication to defense. During that championship season, Ben Wallace averaged 10 rebounds and two blocks a game, which continued for seven straight years, landing him NBA Defensive Player of the Year accolades four times. The team allowed only 86.5 points per 100 possessions after adding Rasheed Wallace to their roster in 2004. Comparably, the Sun’s defensive prowess has played a role in its run toward the title. Connecticut has allowed 96.8 points per 100 possessions, which ranked fifth in the WNBA this season. Jones led the league in rebounding with 9.7 per game, and teammate Alyssa Thomas cracked the top 10, placing eighth with 7.8 even while playing with a torn labrum in both shoulders. Coach-general manager Curt Miller acknowledged his team’s defensive performance and rebounding effort after Game 2 of the semifinals, pointing out that it was their stops and rebounding that ultimately saved it when its offense was struggling.
There’s also the energy from the 5-foot-8 Williams, who, despite her size, brings an abundance of toughness and grit. She motivates her team in some of the same ways that Hamilton did, and her presence is felt on both ends of the floor, as her rebounding prowess is just as impressive as her ability to nail a pull-up jumper on a dime.
Some say Detroit got hot at the right time, and when you couple that with the internal issues on the Lakers in 2004, you end up with arguably one of the greatest upsets in sports history. But one can also argue that when you play fundamentally sound basketball with players who band together for the sole purpose of being great together and add the right amount of motivation under the right leadership, championships can happen.
It’s not about what’s on paper, it’s about what’s on the 90 feet of hardwood. The Pistons proved it once, and the Sun now has that same chance too.
Jalen Ramsey is playing hooky and other news of the week
The Week That Was Sept. 23-26
Monday 09.23.19
Jacksonville Jaguars cornerback Jalen Ramsey, starring in the urban reboot of Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, told the team that he is sick with the flu and may not be able to practice just a week after requesting a trade. New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady, who, unprompted, admitted to indulging in “#AssEatinSZN” last season, said he had a lot of “personal feelings” surrounding the recent release of receiver Antonio Brown, “none of which I really care to share.” The Brooklyn Nets, neglecting to mention the yoga mat-inspired material used in its courtside seats or the Whole Foods lettering used on the baseline, debuted its new court designs at Barclays Center, including inspirations from Brooklyn-area playground courts, the “grit and determination” of the borough, and Metropolitan Transportation Authority subway signage. Former Patriots receiver Brown, finally locating an environment that encourages narcissism and turns a blind eye to sexual assault allegations, reenrolled at an American college, Central Michigan University.
Tuesday 09.24.19
National Basketball League player LaMelo Ball, subjecting the world to another news cycle of LaVar Ball that no one asked for like a Hollywood remake, is a possible No. 1 pick in the 2020 NBA draft. The University of Central Florida football program, like the high school nerd who ignores the advice of his friends to lower his expectations and instead asks out the popular cheerleader, added Boise State and BYU to its future schedules to increase its chances of earning a College Football Playoff berth. Brooklyn Nets guard Kyrie Irving, likely practicing against astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson, was inadvertently elbowed in the face during a pickup game at the team’s practice facility. The Milwaukee Bucks, like a husband being forced to sleep on the couch for complimenting his wife instead of another woman, were fined $50,000 for Bucks general manager Jon Horst publicly saying the team plans to offer forward Giannis Antetokounmpo a $253.8 million contract next summer.
Wednesday 09.25.19
Ramsey, trying to escape Jacksonville quicker than the parent of a vaccinated child, missed an additional team practice with a back injury and will now be away from the team indefinitely because of the impending birth of his daughter. A college football fan who helped raise more than $1 million for the University of Iowa’s children’s hospital after holding up a sign on ESPN’s College GameDay, forgetting Hall of Famer Cris Carter’s advice to employ a “fall guy,” apologized for past racist posts he made on Twitter. Philadelphia Phillies outfielder Bryce Harper, preferring a fan base that throws bottles at its own players and vomits on little children, criticized the unspecified behavior of Washington Nationals fans during the teams’ recent series, telling reporters he has “60,000 fans up in Philly that appreciate me as a player, appreciate me as an individual and my family.” Baltimore Ravens quarterback Lamar Jackson, who prematurely escapes the pocket more than a set of keys in basketball shorts, said he hates running and would rather “just sit back and pass it.”
Thursday 09.26.19
Cleveland Browns defensive coordinator Steve Wilks said he devised a game plan for Jackson this weekend by “playing Madden,” opting for a more family-friendly option than former Browns defensive coordinator Gregg Williams’ choice of Star Wars: Bounty Hunter. NFL owners, displaying the negotiating skills of law enforcement in Waco, Texas, proposed a 17-game regular season and zero preseason games in recent collective bargaining agreement talks with the NFL Players Association despite the NFLPA’s continued lack of interest in additional games. Secret deodorant, wasting its time even advertising an antiperspirant in Florida, took out an ad in the Tampa Bay Times advocating both for women’s workplace equality and for the team to sign U.S. women’s national soccer team star Carli Lloyd after Buccaneers kicker Matt Gay missed a late 34-yard field goal attempt in a Week 3 loss.
Liner Notes
Illustrations by Nathan Gelgud.
O.J. Simpson’s first months on Twitter show why he’ll never leave the public eye
For a man who’s been famous most of his life, and loathed for the last quarter century, abstaining from public notoriety was never an option
Football icon. Movie star. Pitchman. Father. Spousal abuser. Stand-up comedy fodder. Family Guy character. Disgraced author and accused killer. Social media personality is just the latest in a lifetime of hats that O.J. Simpson has donned.
The 72-year-old former tailback now spends his days filter-free at Las Vegas golf courses, restaurants and presumably his place of residence, waxing poetic about the world from his Twitter handle @TheRealOJ32. “If you don’t see it here,” his Twitter bio reads, “I didn’t say it.” His account is unverified, although the disturbing charm in his tagline — “Hey, Twitter world. It’s yours truly.” — essentially serves as his own blue check.
He has more than 912,000 followers. Of the 24 accounts he follows, most are sports-related, such as television networks, his former teams and, ironically, the Heisman Trophy. Simpson also keeps timeline tabs on running backs Barry Sanders, Adrian Peterson, Eric Dickerson, Chris Johnson, Jamal Lewis and Terrell Davis.
“I laughed for 20 minutes when I found out O.J. joined Twitter. If you ever wanted to know when it’s time to leave Twitter, this was it,” said comedian Roy Wood Jr. “It’s like when your mom added you on Facebook and you were like, ‘I want to avoid that nonsense.’ ”
Welcomed or not, since Simpson created his account in June, his topics have been on-brand and peculiar: the Democratic presidential debates, fantasy football, free speech, Los Angeles Chargers running back Melvin Gordon’s holdout, trolling the Miami Dolphins’ front office and more.
Just last week, Simpson filmed himself at a golf course offering wide receiver Antonio Brown legal advice that would’ve been hilarious if it weren’t so sobering. More than 1.6 million people watched him say, “They told me that when you’re in a civil or criminal litigation, and you’re the person they’re coming after, the best thing you can do is say nothing. Be quiet. Essentially shut up.”
Like his critique of Brown, Simpson’s most interactive tweets come when he addresses polarizing sports topics. Especially when he aligns them with his imploding fantasy team that features the recently retired Andrew Luck (and Brown).
“You could have retired an hour and half ago, before I picked you in my fantasy picks. I mean, what did I do? I’ve been a fan of yours. Why would you do this to me? Come out of retirement,” Simpson told Luck on Aug. 24. The Luck tweet received 5.7 million views, 65,582 likes and 15,363 retweets.
Simpson uses Twitter by forgoing 240 characters for his own face. Watching his videos is an experience in moment-by-moment contradiction. He’s still charismatic. He’s as natural in front of the camera now as he was doing NFL sideline coverage or as Detective Nordberg in the Naked Gun comic film series alongside actor Leslie Nielsen. But you’re still reminded of what he’s done and what he’ll always be accused of doing.
“He’s used Twitter almost exclusively for video content. It tells me a lot about how O.J. conducts himself in the public eye,” said Saida Grundy, assistant professor of sociology and African American studies at Boston University. “It’s as though he’s auditioning to get back to being a sports commentator. He’s like, ‘This is my second wind, right?’ ”
As history has revealed, with Simpson, what’s seen in public is impossible to discuss without an examination of his personal life. Nearly 24 years have passed since Simpson was found not guilty for the murders of his ex-wife Nicole Brown Simpson and her friend Ron Goldman in 1995. Eleven years have passed since his conviction for armed robbery and kidnapping in Las Vegas. In October 2017, he was released from Nevada’s Lovelock Correctional Center.
Since then, Simpson has lived a tame life. And now it feels like he’s campaigning for reconsideration. As if he wants to make the social media generation question everything written and reported about him since 1994. Did I miss something? This is why he was so beloved?
“I don’t think a network is going to touch him,” said Jaia Thomas, a sports and entertainment lawyer based in Los Angeles. “I do think this is his way of positioning himself to do something else in sports or entertainment, but it’s going to have to be something he self-starts.
“Aside from his criminal activity, we can’t deny the fact that he is a personality. He does have that exuberance to him that can easily attract folks to follow him. Sometimes it just doesn’t take a lot for us to forget someone’s past, or to overlook them, for a 30-second video.”
Wood added: “He knows the game of football, he still might be able to tell you which wide receiver is gonna have a good game, but it ain’t gonna lead to [him] sitting next to Chris Berman and Tom Jackson breaking down games. O.J. needs to lay low.”
As Simpson stutter-steps his way through his curated timeline, it becomes clear that for a man who’s been famous most his life, and loathed for the last quarter century, abstaining from public notoriety was never an option.
“I don’t think O.J. exists outside of the white public gaze, and he can’t stay away from that adoration,” said Grundy. “And when you have such an unrepentant history of domestic abuse in your private life, you rely upon the public to create the counter to that image. He still needs us to believe he’s the character called O.J. Simpson.”
Simpson didn’t construct this character all by himself, of course. American culture is obsessed with celebrities, and the nature of that obsession has changed since Simpson’s famous trial. The journal Cyberpsychology published a study stating that the thirst toward celebrity culture shifted between 1997 and 2007, credited to the expansion of the internet. In 1997, fame was ranked 15th out of 16 values when studying the sitcoms that 9- to 11-year-olds deemed popular, such as Boy Meets World and Sabrina the Teenage Witch. A decade later, in shows such as Hannah Montana and American Idol, fame was the dominant value. Following it were achievement, image, popularity and financial success.
So the ground was already fertile for Simpson to flourish. An award-winning TV series (FX’s American Crime Story: The People vs. O.J. Simpson) and documentary (ESPN’s O.J.: Made in America) both took his name through the ringer. More than 3.4 million viewers watched the premiere episode of Made In America, proof that the appetite for “The Story of O.J.” is insatiable. And Simpson has no issue satisfying the demand.
“I really do believe this is O.J. watching himself through us. I think he’s addicted to that,” said Grundy. “It’s like his own porn. He exists seeing himself being seen.”
Simpson’s Twitter account gained followers even as the debate around “cancel culture” has heated up — a conversation Simpson has been tied to well before the phrase became a permanent part of the public lexicon. In essence, this is the act of getting someone out of the paint or stripping a celebrity of their cultural cache. The idea has existed for decades, although the practice has come under debate as celebrity transgressions, both past and present, frequently play out on social media.
Criminal accusations against R. Kelly and Bill Cosby, for instance, barely scratched pop culture’s surface for years — until the Surviving R. Kelly docuseries released in January and a joke about the allegations against Cosby from comedian Hannibal Buress helped turn the tables into legal action.
Being canceled via social media doesn’t always equate to professional cancellation, though. Director Woody Allen continues to finance his own projects despite a decades-long allegation of sexually abusing his adopted daughter. Or witness the continued debate around Michael Jackson after the documentary Leaving Neverland detailed Jackson’s alleged sexual abuse of two boys. Some believe it’s character assassination of a dead icon. Others grapple with rethinking everything they thought they knew about a man whose music defined multiple generations. “Cancel culture is not really canceling anyone,” said Grundy. “O.J. is not canceled, and he knows that.”
Wood makes a similar point: “O.J. Simpson has been canceled, re-canceled and triple-canceled and he’s just oblivious to it. He doesn’t acknowledge it,” he said. “If you ever wanted proof that you don’t necessarily have to obey cancel culture, it’s O.J.! O.J. just walks right back in like, ‘Nah, no big deal.’ ”
As Simpson continues to experiment with Twitter, what he won’t find is wide-scale empathy — if that’s a treasure he seeks. It seems unlikely that we’ll ever collectively decide to let bygones be bygones for Simpson. That would require that he acknowledge his past. At this point, there are 900,000 reasons that it’s difficult to envision he ever would.