The devout Irish Catholic Terry Davis was born in a family of 8. Terry’s father was a rocket scientist for the American military defense industry back in the 60s and 70s. Terry scored a 1490 on his SAT and graduated with a masters degree in electrical engineering from Arizona State University. He then got a job creating operating systems for ‘Ticketmaster’ in the early 90s to help with their globalization. In 1996 Terry started to realize that 99% of the human race is under a mass deception magic spell. No one knew about the mind control brainwashing back in 96 except maybe Bill Cooper(that dude was on point). Naturally Terry started to freak out. Who does one talk to when one is the only person that realizes everything is a complete lie? Who does one talk to when one does not follow ‘pop culture’?
Then in 1997 Terry built a 3D printer with scrap parts and 90s technology 20 years ahead of the technology curve, thinking 3D printing was going to become the ‘new thing’. No one gave Terry any of the recognition for creating a 3D printer 20 years before it became big. Combine Terry’s realization that all of mainstream reality is a complete illusion with no one at all to talk to about it, with the lack of recognition for building a fucking 3D printer in the 90s, and with a total lack of proper leadership or guidance from Ticketmaster on his actual job objectives and one begins to see how Terry started spiraling.
While at Ticketmaster, Terry got stuck with a contract job that could not be fixed but was already paid for 6 months in advance. As a result, Terry grew bored and started experimenting with operating systems. Terry started thinking the memory can be considered the state within an analog computer system control system. Terry tinkered around with this idea and later demonstrated a way to do non-linear computing with analog state arrays. What Terry was doing in 1998 because he was bored at Ticketmaster is now called ‘quantum computing’. Once again no one recognizes Terry’s genius (like building a 3D printer in 1997). Terry says ‘quantum computing’ ain’t a big deal, he says it will not be much faster then current CPUs, he knew this since 1998. After discovering the basis of ‘quantum computing’ 20 years before the words ‘quantum computing’ were ever used or heard by anyone on the planet, Terry naturally started becoming more and more paranoid about how people interacted around him.
Terry’s paranoia culminated in 1999 when he finally had enough of being afraid and living a complete lie of a life, so he decided to go rogue. Unfortunately the police got wind of Terry going rogue, so they tried to peacefully arrest him, Terry resisted, 1 dead glow in the dark CIA nigger later and Terry wakes up in the hospital. Terry remained cool and was allowed to go back home. After defeating a glow in the dark CIA nigger and returning home, Terry began construction of his magnum opus, what is now known as TempleOS.
TempleOs is a x86_64, multi-cored, non-preemptive multi-tasking, ring-0-only, single-address_mapped (identity-mapped), operating system designed for ‘recreational’ programming. Terry built the compiler, the programming language, the kernel, the 3D graphics engine(absolutely impressive imo), the cmd line, the grep, the assembly machine code, the file system, etc, and he fit it all onto a 2MB distro along with a bunch of 3D games. No one alive, dead, or not yet born could do what Terry did with TempleOS.
Scour the earth, check all the silicon valley computer programmers, all the MIT computer programmers, ask Linus Torvald(created a unix kernel called linux…jklol), ask James Gosling(java creator), ask Guido van Rossum(python creator), ask Vitalik Buterin(ethereum cryptocurrency creator), if they can build and fit an operating system along with 10 3D games into a 2MB distro. And not only that but also make the OS multitudes of times faster and more efficient than any iteration of windows, linux, unix, or ios operating systems to ever exist. TempleOS is no joke a military grade swiss army knife, it gives the programmer complete control over everything. On Windows 10 it takes about 10 seconds to boot my machine, couple seconds to type in my password, then about 10 seconds for the desktop to settle. Then if I am using Java, I need to boot up netbeans, which is another 10 seconds, and usually wait 20 seconds for netbeans to finish updating its central maven repository, finally I am able to code. In TempleOS the programmer is able to boot up and start immediately programming in a microsecond. TempleOS boots up faster than sublime text 3 (just a text editor) boots up. TempleOS could take over the current computing market because unlike the overly complex and needlessly complicated modern computing world, TempleOS is divinely simple. Remember the game system N64? N64 cartridges were at the least only 4MB in size and they could only fit a single game, TempleOS is half a N64 cartridge and it fits an entire operating system and a bunch of 3D games, and oh, I haven’t even mentioned TempleOS’s coolest feature, it allows you to communicate with God… Terry Davis is unironically the greatest computer programmer to ever live bar none.
A Reading From The Gospel According To Terry…
And now a reading from the Gospel according to Terry: “Now I had to put a call in there[the C switch statement] that I’m ashamed of, and in fact God just questioned me. As a matter of fact God just questioned my judgement, he said ‘Terry are you worthy to be the man who makes the temple? If you are, you must answer, is this niggerlicious or is this divine intellect?’ and that is the question, and Ill leave you with that. Google, they ask you interview questions, well the kind of question I face on the job is, is this niggerlicious, is this too much voodoo for our purposes, for our mission statement, or is this divine intellect. This is voodoo, but is it too much voodoo for the next 10 century’s. This is the hardest question in programming.” Amen. Terry’s Gospel reads like a Deadpool comic, Terry frequently breaks the 4th wall.
Spells Of Truth
