My Birthday Gift Wishlist

19 is going alright so far. My birthday is in March, I don’t expect anything from anyone, but if you want to get me a gift here are things I like, in no particular order:

High Priority:

• To wake up as me, instead of hu.
• My friends to stick around for 2 more years
• A Prius Prime 2017 or 2018 with full feature package.
• A Herman Miller “Embody” Chair, with Hardfloor & Carpet Casters, Black/Titanium color, and black “Balance” fabric.

Firearms:

• An AR-15 Rifle with olive drab furniture and some kind of CQB optics.
• PSA Lower Pictogram – 1560 AR-15 Lower. Since my first AR-15 lower is built, a more affordable alternative to this would be upper receiver parts, as I have not built any of the upper yet. High end bcg and barrel are requirements.
• A pair of new ornate 1911 pistols, preferably not only scralling leafy flowers, with a variety of available holsters (location?/style?). Should include a fancy case. These would become an heirloom to be passed on across generations. Could be the same color, as long as some other detail is visibly different while holding them.
• an FN P90 or MP5SD.
• A pair of functional but decorative classical dueling pistols. Should include a fancy velvet-lined case.
• High qualityleather shoulder holster for my Full-Size Beretta PX4 Storm. got.

Music:

• A red sunburst fender stratocaster. got.
• Blake Guitar’s Apex Guitar Case got.
• Anything from my Musician’s Friend Wish List.
• An instrument from my Other Musician’s Friend Wish List.
• A white 1984 Gibson Explorer(Reissue is acceptable)
• Pedal Board.
• A powder blue fender stratocaster with white pick guard.
• A Gibson SG, Cherry Red with a black pick guard.

Computer:

• A new dedicated gaming PC (parts list here). Got
• A 25th anniversary “retro” Thinkpad. (Different Laptop Got)
• The Division 2 (Video game). Got

Guitar Pedal:

• Looper
• Delay
• Filter
• Reverb
• Wah
• Distortion Got

Miscellaneous:

• Anything from my Amazon Wish List.
• Custom Detroit Red Wings Jersey, Away (White with red trim). Number: 19 Name: Simba, Size: XXL
• Electronic Frontier Foundation hoodie
• Electronic Frontier Foundation hat

P.S. To any government creeps who may be reading this, I wish to continue enjoying all of the amendments to the United States Constitution, especially the 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 11th, 13th, and 14th. Happy birthday to me!